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Old 12-16-2002, 01:10 PM  
GTS Mark
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Hey next time, give credit where credit is due... You ripped this straight from askmen.com u faker!

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Waging Revenge On Your Ex

Embrace all women
Surround yourself with beautiful, sexy, tall, smart, dumb, fat, ugly, short, young, and old women. The plan is to make as many friends as possible for 3 main reasons:

First, the more women you have around, the more other women will be attracted to you.
Second, by having women around you, you won't develop a grudge against females in general.
Finally, you'll have a greater variety to choose from when you finally decide to date again.
Don't be bitter
People who sit around feeling sorry for themselves are unattractive. People who are happy and have a positive outlook in life are more appealing. A charming man will always have a busload of women wanting to bask in his happiness.

Become a better lover

Aim to improve your sexual skills. Read the Handbook to Great Sex in order to learn more about the exotic and romantic needs that women desire.

Become a financial success Study hard, work hard, and be all that you can be. Whatever career path you choose, give it your best shot and aim to be number one. The rewards will follow soon afterwards as your financial success will allow you to buy all the toys to keep you playing hard too.

make sure she knows

Your revenge won't be sweet unless she knows about it. Make sure your ex-girlfriend/spouse finds out about your triumphant changes as a new person through the grapevine.

This doesn't mean that you should FedEx her a copy of Fortune magazine with your picture on the cover, but there are ways of spreading the news discreetly, like remaining friends with her family members and her best friends. You can be sure that they'll never let her forget her big mistake.

succeed in life

The sweetest revenge one could have is to live well. Getting dumped will give you the time and motivation to help you succeed in life. Believe me, there is no better feeling than bumping into your ex 4 years down the road after you've dropped 30 pounds, gained a little more wisdom, become a better lover, and started your own lucrative business. Not to mention having your beautiful, model wife standing by your side.

Get it on!
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