LSHISM!! New Reality Site...Too Funny.. Suggested by famous musician - GoFuckYourself.com

Greg B · 03-30-2005, 06:31 AM

LSHISM! ( Laughing so hard I shit myself ).

I'm at the video store scappin' up some DVDs and some of the neighborhood mugs are hanging out. Suddenly I get this tug on my sleeve and one of my boys says "Yo! Guess who's standing outside drinkin' a cappuccino?". It happens to be a famous musician, metal kid I had never heard of.

So we're fartin' around jokin' with the kid and he's a comic book nut and surprise to me a fan of mine. He said he even heard of GFY and him and lots of headbangers peruse the porn sites and boards for laughs.

Then he says the funniest damned thing I've heard for reality site ideas.

Lunch Ladies.

Yes, those hairnetted old women serving up cold ravioli and fish sticks.

We laughed so hard the cops were peekin' at us from the curb.

Lunch ladies??? It wouldn't surprise me. He said lunch ladies were his first turn on in school and he fantasized about " bustin' a load on a lunch lady ".

That's it. I was so weak with laughing I could hardly stand up. Five grown men screaming with laughter.

This kid ( no I can't name his name dammit ) had us laughing so hard that he felt guilty and gave us all tickets to his next gig here in L.A. Came to find out as young as he is he's quite the businessman and plays multiple instruments. Don't let the tattoos and piercings fool ya.

Chong · 03-30-2005, 06:50 AM

simple plan? good charlotte?? both fucking suck.

Greg B · 03-30-2005, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Chong

simple plan? good charlotte?? both fucking suck.

I suspect you're giving up names of bands? Heard of a band called 'Chong' but someone said they ate ass.

candyflip · 03-30-2005, 08:54 AM

I call bullshit.

But hey, at least you didn't repost some crap news story.

Basic_man · 03-30-2005, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

I call bullshit.

But hey, at least you didn't repost some crap news story.

Mouhahahaha, why would it be bullshit ?

kowntafit · 03-31-2005, 06:04 AM

i'll go check it out

03-30-2005, 06:31 AM	#1
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	LSHISM!! New Reality Site...Too Funny.. Suggested by famous musician LSHISM! ( Laughing so hard I shit myself ). I'm at the video store scappin' up some DVDs and some of the neighborhood mugs are hanging out. Suddenly I get this tug on my sleeve and one of my boys says "Yo! Guess who's standing outside drinkin' a cappuccino?". It happens to be a famous musician, metal kid I had never heard of. So we're fartin' around jokin' with the kid and he's a comic book nut and surprise to me a fan of mine. He said he even heard of GFY and him and lots of headbangers peruse the porn sites and boards for laughs. Then he says the funniest damned thing I've heard for reality site ideas. Lunch Ladies. Yes, those hairnetted old women serving up cold ravioli and fish sticks. We laughed so hard the cops were peekin' at us from the curb. Lunch ladies??? It wouldn't surprise me. He said lunch ladies were his first turn on in school and he fantasized about " bustin' a load on a lunch lady ". That's it. I was so weak with laughing I could hardly stand up. Five grown men screaming with laughter. This kid ( no I can't name his name dammit ) had us laughing so hard that he felt guilty and gave us all tickets to his next gig here in L.A. Came to find out as young as he is he's quite the businessman and plays multiple instruments. Don't let the tattoos and piercings fool ya.

03-30-2005, 08:54 AM	#4
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	I call bullshit. But hey, at least you didn't repost some crap news story. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

03-31-2005, 06:04 AM	#6
kowntafit Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 4,667	i'll go check it out __________________ This is where my next million is coming from!

03-30-2005, 06:50 AM	#2
Chong Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 1,584	simple plan? good charlotte?? both fucking suck.