Greg B

LSHISM! ( Laughing so hard I shit myself ).

I'm at the video store scappin' up some DVDs and some of the neighborhood mugs are hanging out. Suddenly I get this tug on my sleeve and one of my boys says "Yo! Guess who's standing outside drinkin' a cappuccino?". It happens to be a famous musician, metal kid I had never heard of.

So we're fartin' around jokin' with the kid and he's a comic book nut and surprise to me a fan of mine. He said he even heard of GFY and him and lots of headbangers peruse the porn sites and boards for laughs.

Then he says the funniest damned thing I've heard for reality site ideas.

Lunch Ladies.

Yes, those hairnetted old women serving up cold ravioli and fish sticks.

We laughed so hard the cops were peekin' at us from the curb.

Lunch ladies??? It wouldn't surprise me. He said lunch ladies were his first turn on in school and he fantasized about " bustin' a load on a lunch lady ".

That's it. I was so weak with laughing I could hardly stand up. Five grown men screaming with laughter.

This kid ( no I can't name his name dammit ) had us laughing so hard that he felt guilty and gave us all tickets to his next gig here in L.A. Came to find out as young as he is he's quite the businessman and plays multiple instruments. Don't let the tattoos and piercings fool ya.