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Loryn · 03-29-2005, 01:57 PM

It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise. Until
recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric
expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary
research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.....................................12 Calories
Without her consent.................................187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.......................................8 Calories
With one hand........................................12 Calories
With your teeth.....................................85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection......................................6 Calories
Without an erection.................................315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris..........................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot............................92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary........................................ ...12 Calories
69 lying down........................................78 Calories
69 standing up......................................112 Calories
Wheelbarrow....................................... ..216 Calories
Doggy Style.........................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier..................................912 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real.............................................. ..112 Calories
Fake.............................................. ..315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.................................18 Calories
Getting up immediately...............................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old......................................36 Calories
30-39 years..........................................80 Calories
40-49 years........................................124 Calories
50-59 years........................................972 Calories
60-69 years.......................................2916 Calories
70 and over........................... Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly............................................ ...32 Calories
In a hurry...........................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...............1218 Calories
With the kids knocking at the door..............................6000 Calories
WITH YOUR WIFE KNOCKING AT THE DOOR...............9815 Calories
WITH HER HUSBAND KNOCKING AT THE DOOR.........10,835 Calories

wargames · 03-29-2005, 01:58 PM

xlogger · 03-29-2005, 01:59 PM

I dont need to lose any weight but what the hell, I will sleep with 5 ladies tonight.

pornguy · 03-29-2005, 02:00 PM

That is a good one.

I think I have been trhough some of the last ones.

longbrick · 03-29-2005, 02:01 PM

Now I know my diet for 2005

thanks Loryn

WiredGuy · 03-29-2005, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

POSITIONS:
Italian chandelier..................................912 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
WITH YOUR WIFE KNOCKING AT THE DOOR...............9815 Calories
WITH HER HUSBAND KNOCKING AT THE DOOR.........10,835 Calories

hahahaha, those ones above are the best

I can safely eat tons of cheesecakes if we have the husband coming in everytime.
WG

Manowar · 03-29-2005, 02:08 PM

Phoenix · 03-29-2005, 02:09 PM

whats the italian chandelier

Big Red Machine · 03-29-2005, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

whats the italian chandelier

hanging from one

axelcat · 03-29-2005, 02:13 PM

hilarious.

Big Red Machine · 03-29-2005, 02:15 PM

Everyone asks me if I goto the gym. Nope just Sexersise, thats the only workout I can stay dedicated and motivated to do.
Nice Chart

03-29-2005, 01:57 PM	#1
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	The Sexual Way To Burn Those Calories It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise. Until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent.....................................12 Calories Without her consent.................................187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands.......................................8 Calories With one hand........................................12 Calories With your teeth.....................................85 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection......................................6 Calories Without an erection.................................315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris..........................8 Calories Trying to find the G-Spot............................92 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary........................................ ...12 Calories 69 lying down........................................78 Calories 69 standing up......................................112 Calories Wheelbarrow....................................... ..216 Calories Doggy Style.........................................326 Calories Italian chandelier..................................912 Calories ORGASMING: Real.............................................. ..112 Calories Fake.............................................. ..315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging.................................18 Calories Getting up immediately...............................36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years old......................................36 Calories 30-39 years..........................................80 Calories 40-49 years........................................124 Calories 50-59 years........................................972 Calories 60-69 years.......................................2916 Calories 70 and over........................... Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS: Calmly............................................ ...32 Calories In a hurry...........................................98 Calories With her father knocking at the door...............1218 Calories With the kids knocking at the door..............................6000 Calories WITH YOUR WIFE KNOCKING AT THE DOOR...............9815 Calories WITH HER HUSBAND KNOCKING AT THE DOOR.........10,835 Calories __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

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