Loryn

It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise. Until
recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric
expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary
research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.....................................12 Calories
Without her consent.................................187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.......................................8 Calories
With one hand........................................12 Calories
With your teeth.....................................85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection......................................6 Calories
Without an erection.................................315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris..........................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot............................92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary........................................ ...12 Calories
69 lying down........................................78 Calories
69 standing up......................................112 Calories
Wheelbarrow....................................... ..216 Calories
Doggy Style.........................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier..................................912 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real.............................................. ..112 Calories
Fake.............................................. ..315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.................................18 Calories
Getting up immediately...............................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old......................................36 Calories
30-39 years..........................................80 Calories
40-49 years........................................124 Calories
50-59 years........................................972 Calories
60-69 years.......................................2916 Calories
70 and over........................... Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly............................................ ...32 Calories
In a hurry...........................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...............1218 Calories
With the kids knocking at the door..............................6000 Calories
WITH YOUR WIFE KNOCKING AT THE DOOR...............9815 Calories
WITH HER HUSBAND KNOCKING AT THE DOOR.........10,835 Calories

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