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Old 03-29-2005, 11:13 AM   #1
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English expression with 'tomato'?

Sounds like a ridiculous question, but who knows of any jokes or expressions in the english language that use the word 'tomato'?

Many thanks in advance.
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Old 03-29-2005, 11:13 AM   #2
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?You Say Tomato, I Say Tomahto? ?
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Old 03-29-2005, 11:15 AM   #3
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There's the one Uma Thurman says in Pulp Fiction.
There a mama tomato, a papa tomato and a baby tomato. There all walking and the baby tomato starts lagging behind. The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup
(not that funny though)
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Old 03-29-2005, 11:16 AM   #4
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One night this boy named jacob had brung a girl over named jessica. jacob had a brother the two brothers slept in bunck beds the smaller boy slept on the bottom.jessica and jacob both wanted to have sex but didnt want the little boy to know.so,jacob said to jessica to say lettuce if she wants it harder and tamato if she wants it softer.All you could here was "lettuce,tomato,lettuce,tomato,lettuce,tomato! "
the little boy at the bottom of the bunck said"stop making sandwitchs your getting mayonase all over me!".
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Old 03-29-2005, 11:17 AM   #5
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?You Say Tomato, I Say Tomahto? ?
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Old 03-29-2005, 11:19 AM   #6
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One night this boy named jacob had brung a girl over named jessica. jacob had a brother the two brothers slept in bunck beds the smaller boy slept on the bottom.jessica and jacob both wanted to have sex but didnt want the little boy to know.so,jacob said to jessica to say lettuce if she wants it harder and tamato if she wants it softer.All you could here was "lettuce,tomato,lettuce,tomato,lettuce,tomato! "
the little boy at the bottom of the bunck said"stop making sandwitchs your getting mayonase all over me!".
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I typed in "tomato jokes" in google and it came up.
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