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Old 03-29-2005, 11:16 AM  
Marcus Aurelius
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One night this boy named jacob had brung a girl over named jessica. jacob had a brother the two brothers slept in bunck beds the smaller boy slept on the bottom.jessica and jacob both wanted to have sex but didnt want the little boy to know.so,jacob said to jessica to say lettuce if she wants it harder and tamato if she wants it softer.All you could here was "lettuce,tomato,lettuce,tomato,lettuce,tomato! "
the little boy at the bottom of the bunck said"stop making sandwitchs your getting mayonase all over me!".
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