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aka K-Man
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Gutter
Posts: 29,292
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Employees get paid to work, but not remember what work?
Had an employee today tell me that i pay him to do work, not to remember to do it... it was someone else's job to remind him to do the work he's paid to do.
is it me or is that stupidest thing ever said?
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#2 |
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The land of ruleface and kickass
Posts: 3,433
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So he's unemployed now.
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#3 |
salad tossing sig guy
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com
Posts: 11,702
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smart guy
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#4 |
i have man boobies
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 13,082
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sounds like a loser
maybe its time for him to get a pay cut ![]()
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#5 |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
Posts: 4,126
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Tell him it's someone else's job to remind you to pay him.
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#6 | |
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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cut his pay and tell him you gave him a raise. He wont remember ![]() |
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Location: The land of ruleface and kickass
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#8 |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Chatsworth, CA
Posts: 1,699
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Tell him another employee reminded you that you should terminate his ass!
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#9 |
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: KB's trailer
Posts: 7,840
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I would fire the guy on the spot.
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#11 |
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Australia
Posts: 4,667
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that employee's a smartmouth punk
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#12 |
Drunk and Unruly
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 22,712
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Stop hiring trannies. They take too many drugs.
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#13 |
Fucked if I know
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Do you have a flag?
Posts: 23,368
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![]() Sorry, no one reminded me to pay you. That's my job: paying you. It's not my job to remember to do it. |
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada
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Damn thats crazy...
What the fuck was he thinking I hope you kicked him out of the office |
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Choice is an Illusion
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Location: Land of Obama
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#16 |
In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 40,149
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can his ass
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#17 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: If i was up your ass you'd know
Posts: 3,695
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You just give him a drug test. Its cheap and then fire him when he comes up positive. Is there really any doubt?
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#19 |
Pounding Googlebot
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 34,482
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Make sure he reminds you to pay him come pay day.
WG
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