Employees get paid to work, but not remember what work?
 

Had an employee today tell me that i pay him to do work, not to remember to do it... it was someone else's job to remind him to do the work he's paid to do.

is it me or is that stupidest thing ever said?

So he's unemployed now.

smart guy

sounds like a loser
maybe its time for him to get a pay cut :winkwink:

Tell him it's someone else's job to remind you to pay him.

cut his pay and tell him you gave him a raise. He wont remember :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Good one.

Tell him another employee reminded you that you should terminate his ass!

I would fire the guy on the spot.

fire his ass, tell him you make the rules.

that employee's a smartmouth punk

Stop hiring trannies. They take too many drugs.

:eek7

Sorry, no one reminded me to pay you. That's my job: paying you. It's not my job to remember to do it.

Damn thats crazy...

What the fuck was he thinking I hope you kicked him out of the office

:1orglaugh

can his ass

You just give him a drug test. Its cheap and then fire him when he comes up positive. Is there really any doubt?

Save yourself the employement insurance hike.

That should solve everything..! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :2 cents:

Make sure he reminds you to pay him come pay day.
WG