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Old 03-27-2005, 02:04 PM   #1
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Easter Bunny ASSAULTED by 12 year old boy.

To many easter threads to see if this was posted..

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...bunny_attacked

BAY CITY, Mich. - The Easter Bunny is hopping mad. Bryan Johnson, who portrays the furry character at the Bay City Mall, says he was pummeled in an unprovoked attack on the job. Police say the attacker was a 12-year-old boy who sat on Johnson's lap the day before the March 18 incident.



Johnson, 18, suffered a bloody nose. He kept his cool during the attack, deeming it inappropriate for the Easter Bunny to fight back. But he's not willing to forgive and forget.


"They (the sheriff's deputies) told me it was up to me, and I feel that the boy should be prosecuted," Johnson told The Bay City Times.


Johnson told Bay County Sheriff's deputies that the boy hit him in the face at least six times before running away.


Bay County Sheriff John E. Miller said the youth has been in trouble in the past. The case will be forwarded to the Bay County prosecutor's office next week for action, he said.


Johnson, meanwhile, is back on the job at the mall, where he had been working as the Easter Bunny for about a week before the attack.


"I just like getting the kids to laugh and have fun," he said. His job is to get his picture taken with children and make them laugh. That can be difficult because he is not allowed to speak while in costume.


Johnson said his 12-year-old attacker seemed perfectly happy the day before the incident. "Yeah, he came up and said, 'Hi,' and was sitting on my lap and talking," Johnson said. "He seemed OK."


But when he saw Johnson the next day, the boy didn't want to talk.


"He just started hitting," Johnson said.
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Old 03-27-2005, 02:05 PM   #2
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He did the right thing. I'd have done the wrong thing and knocked the kid's head off, then blamed it on a celebrity.
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Old 03-27-2005, 02:07 PM   #3
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l hope he gets proper punishment for what he did
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Old 03-27-2005, 02:09 PM   #4
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kids today fucking suck
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Old 03-27-2005, 02:13 PM   #5
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I bet this is a jackass stunt and they paid some kid $50 to pummel the easterbunny.
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Old 03-27-2005, 02:19 PM   #6
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Old 03-27-2005, 02:31 PM   #7
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Kid beating up an adult.. heh
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Old 03-27-2005, 02:57 PM   #8
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"12 y.o. beat me up so I call the cops", what a sucker


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Old 03-27-2005, 04:13 PM   #9
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And for the record, I would have thrown that kid off me
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Old 03-27-2005, 05:24 PM   #10
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Old 03-28-2005, 12:34 AM   #11
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the bunny can't get off grandma. haha...
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Old 03-28-2005, 12:52 AM   #12
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Old 03-28-2005, 12:59 AM   #13
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I have a niece who would act like this too... she throws mugs or other objects in your face for no reason, once she was about to kill her grandma with a lever. needless to say a new toy lasts like 5 minutes.
she's only 3 years old, we call her "Chuckie". :D
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Old 03-28-2005, 01:02 AM   #14
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My question is why is a 12 year old boy sitting on the Easter Bunny's lap at a mall?
No one seems to want to know this...am I missing something?
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Old 03-28-2005, 01:13 AM   #15
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2 attackers were caught on camera fleeing the scene

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Old 03-28-2005, 01:16 AM   #16
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Am I the only one who did this?!

Every time I read the title of this thread (like 5 times before clicking, over a few hour period) I read "Easter bunny assaulted my 12 year old boy"

Finally I had to click it in hopes of a pic.

And now I realize that I mis-read every SINGLE time.
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