Easter Bunny ASSAULTED by 12 year old boy. - GoFuckYourself.com

SmokeyTheBear · 03-27-2005, 02:04 PM

To many easter threads to see if this was posted..

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...bunny_attacked

BAY CITY, Mich. - The Easter Bunny is hopping mad. Bryan Johnson, who portrays the furry character at the Bay City Mall, says he was pummeled in an unprovoked attack on the job. Police say the attacker was a 12-year-old boy who sat on Johnson's lap the day before the March 18 incident.

Johnson, 18, suffered a bloody nose. He kept his cool during the attack, deeming it inappropriate for the Easter Bunny to fight back. But he's not willing to forgive and forget.

"They (the sheriff's deputies) told me it was up to me, and I feel that the boy should be prosecuted," Johnson told The Bay City Times.

Johnson told Bay County Sheriff's deputies that the boy hit him in the face at least six times before running away.

Bay County Sheriff John E. Miller said the youth has been in trouble in the past. The case will be forwarded to the Bay County prosecutor's office next week for action, he said.

Johnson, meanwhile, is back on the job at the mall, where he had been working as the Easter Bunny for about a week before the attack.

"I just like getting the kids to laugh and have fun," he said. His job is to get his picture taken with children and make them laugh. That can be difficult because he is not allowed to speak while in costume.

Johnson said his 12-year-old attacker seemed perfectly happy the day before the incident. "Yeah, he came up and said, 'Hi,' and was sitting on my lap and talking," Johnson said. "He seemed OK."

But when he saw Johnson the next day, the boy didn't want to talk.

"He just started hitting," Johnson said.

who · 03-27-2005, 02:05 PM

He did the right thing. I'd have done the wrong thing and knocked the kid's head off, then blamed it on a celebrity.

TORTOISE · 03-27-2005, 02:07 PM

l hope he gets proper punishment for what he did

xclusive · 03-27-2005, 02:09 PM

kids today fucking suck

SmokeyTheBear · 03-27-2005, 02:13 PM

I bet this is a jackass stunt and they paid some kid $50 to pummel the easterbunny.

Manowar · 03-27-2005, 02:19 PM

gecko · 03-27-2005, 02:31 PM

Kid beating up an adult.. heh

wjxxx · 03-27-2005, 02:57 PM

"12 y.o. beat me up so I call the cops", what a sucker

Drake · 03-27-2005, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

And for the record, I would have thrown that kid off me

digifan · 03-27-2005, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

reynold · 03-28-2005, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

the bunny can't get off grandma. haha...

Sparks · 03-28-2005, 12:52 AM

That's messed up

flashfreak · 03-28-2005, 12:59 AM

I have a niece who would act like this too... she throws mugs or other objects in your face for no reason, once she was about to kill her grandma with a lever. needless to say a new toy lasts like 5 minutes.
she's only 3 years old, we call her "Chuckie". :D

eroswebmaster · 03-28-2005, 01:02 AM

My question is why is a 12 year old boy sitting on the Easter Bunny's lap at a mall?
No one seems to want to know this...am I missing something?

Marcus Aurelius · 03-28-2005, 01:13 AM

2 attackers were caught on camera fleeing the scene

Steen2 · 03-28-2005, 01:16 AM

Am I the only one who did this?!

Every time I read the title of this thread (like 5 times before clicking, over a few hour period) I read "Easter bunny assaulted my 12 year old boy"

Finally I had to click it in hopes of a pic.

And now I realize that I mis-read every SINGLE time.

03-27-2005, 02:04 PM	#1
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	Easter Bunny ASSAULTED by 12 year old boy. To many easter threads to see if this was posted.. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...bunny_attacked BAY CITY, Mich. - The Easter Bunny is hopping mad. Bryan Johnson, who portrays the furry character at the Bay City Mall, says he was pummeled in an unprovoked attack on the job. Police say the attacker was a 12-year-old boy who sat on Johnson's lap the day before the March 18 incident. Johnson, 18, suffered a bloody nose. He kept his cool during the attack, deeming it inappropriate for the Easter Bunny to fight back. But he's not willing to forgive and forget. "They (the sheriff's deputies) told me it was up to me, and I feel that the boy should be prosecuted," Johnson told The Bay City Times. Johnson told Bay County Sheriff's deputies that the boy hit him in the face at least six times before running away. Bay County Sheriff John E. Miller said the youth has been in trouble in the past. The case will be forwarded to the Bay County prosecutor's office next week for action, he said. Johnson, meanwhile, is back on the job at the mall, where he had been working as the Easter Bunny for about a week before the attack. "I just like getting the kids to laugh and have fun," he said. His job is to get his picture taken with children and make them laugh. That can be difficult because he is not allowed to speak while in costume. Johnson said his 12-year-old attacker seemed perfectly happy the day before the incident. "Yeah, he came up and said, 'Hi,' and was sitting on my lap and talking," Johnson said. "He seemed OK." But when he saw Johnson the next day, the boy didn't want to talk. "He just started hitting," Johnson said. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	I bet this is a jackass stunt and they paid some kid $50 to pummel the easterbunny. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

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