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Old 03-23-2005, 10:49 PM   #1
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I was having sex and the skin under the head of my penis broke...

didn't realize till after I was done.

It snapped. My lymen is broken.
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Old 03-23-2005, 10:51 PM   #2
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Tell him not to use his teeth next time
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Old 03-23-2005, 10:51 PM   #3
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Don't tug on it so damn hard.
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Old 03-23-2005, 10:52 PM   #4
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Old 03-23-2005, 10:52 PM   #5
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New niche?

Next time instead of the kitchen try the bedroom. Fucking the pillows works much better than the blender.
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Old 03-23-2005, 10:56 PM   #6
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wtf?! this is sucks ;/
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Old 03-23-2005, 10:56 PM   #7
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its gonna hurt when they stitch it back on
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Old 03-23-2005, 10:59 PM   #8
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my condolences, you dickhead.
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Old 03-23-2005, 11:04 PM   #9
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wtf.. does it bleed? Aw this doesn'T sounds good man!
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Old 03-23-2005, 11:18 PM   #10
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Tell him not to use his teeth next time
Muhahhahahahahahaha
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Old 03-23-2005, 11:31 PM   #11
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it heals back on it's own.

I know. it happened to me once. My ex was dry and she wasen't patient enough to wait until her snapper was wet and just jumped in it.

It's going to sting to piss for a few days
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Old 03-24-2005, 12:03 AM   #12
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Happened to me while being jerked off a couple years ago, haha... FREAKED the SHIT out of me... I was bleeding for a while too...
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Old 03-24-2005, 12:05 AM   #13
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Old 03-24-2005, 12:25 AM   #14
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ouch, owned.
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Old 03-24-2005, 01:03 AM   #15
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Next time instead of the kitchen try the bedroom. Fucking the pillows works much better than the blender.

lol
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Old 03-24-2005, 01:06 AM   #16
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The level of empathy in here is heartwarming

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Old 03-24-2005, 01:16 AM   #17
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use a condom then
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Old 03-24-2005, 01:22 AM   #18
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Mother of God...That sounds painful as all hell... Better use some lube next time!
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Old 03-24-2005, 01:37 AM   #19
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you poor bastar ! not so ruff next time
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Old 03-24-2005, 01:59 AM   #20
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would circumcision convert?
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:57 AM   #21
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been there done that, takes months to heal.. every time you get a hardon it'll rip again. that and its pretty hard to leave it alone, its almost impossible not to masturbate or have sex for the 2+ weeks it takes to really heal.

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Old 03-24-2005, 03:31 AM   #22
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LOL That sucks. But don't worry, you'll be alright.
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Old 03-24-2005, 03:33 AM   #23
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it heals back on it's own.

I know. it happened to me once. My ex was dry and she wasen't patient enough to wait until her snapper was wet and just jumped in it.

It's going to sting to piss for a few days
ohh man and watch out for the soap in the shower, that shit sucks. rough sex always comes back to bite ya
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Old 03-24-2005, 09:18 AM   #24
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WTF? how and what the hell is that?
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Old 03-24-2005, 09:21 AM   #25
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Old 03-24-2005, 09:36 AM   #26
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Man, I'm behind you ! It's happened to me a while ago (some months..) It's gonna be back to normal in about 1-2 weeks !

Damn, that's sucks !
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Old 03-24-2005, 09:41 AM   #27
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Sounds bad. I sure hope it never happends to me!
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Old 03-24-2005, 09:43 AM   #28
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Yeah that happend to me once.. No that bad. Pussy was tight as hell.. Thought she was bleeding but it was me..lol
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Old 03-24-2005, 09:46 AM   #29
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Just go to the doctor and say "I broke my penis".
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Old 03-24-2005, 10:23 AM   #30
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Wow, it's making my skin crawl just thinking about it.
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Old 03-24-2005, 12:01 PM   #31
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ouch, i thought he was kidding. never realized it was such a common thing. i hope it never happens to me.
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Old 03-24-2005, 01:24 PM   #32
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ouch, i thought he was kidding. never realized it was such a common thing. i hope it never happens to me.
I was kidding...

Never happened to me, although I know it can hapen. Most times it will happen when you do a virgin. We we're told about this in Sex Ed...

good luck to you guys it really happened to.

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Old 03-24-2005, 01:40 PM   #33
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It will heal . Dont be a baby! Must of hurt.
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Old 03-24-2005, 01:56 PM   #34
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Old 03-24-2005, 01:59 PM   #35
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sorry to hear about your broken cork ...
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:42 PM   #36
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That sucks... Blowjobs from unknown women sometimes do that... sex... never
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