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#1 |
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: QC
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I was having sex and the skin under the head of my penis broke...
didn't realize till after I was done.
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#2 |
I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Tell him not to use his teeth next time
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I love to racism, bro!
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Location: USA! USA! USA!
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Don't tug on it so damn hard.
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No Refunds Issued.
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Pre op?
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#5 |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Canton, Ohio
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New niche?
Next time instead of the kitchen try the bedroom. Fucking the pillows works much better than the blender.
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#6 |
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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wtf?! this is sucks ;/
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#7 |
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Ottawa
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its gonna hurt when they stitch it back on
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my condolences, you dickhead.
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#9 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Germany
Posts: 1,966
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wtf.. does it bleed? Aw this doesn'T sounds good man!
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it heals back on it's own.
I know. it happened to me once. My ex was dry and she wasen't patient enough to wait until her snapper was wet and just jumped in it. It's going to sting to piss for a few days |
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#12 |
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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Happened to me while being jerked off a couple years ago, haha... FREAKED the SHIT out of me... I was bleeding for a while too...
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ouch, owned.
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#16 |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Vancouver
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The level of empathy in here is heartwarming
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#17 |
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Montreal
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use a condom then
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Mother of God...That sounds painful as all hell... Better use some lube next time!
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wtf ?
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: GFY
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you poor bastar ! not so ruff next time
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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would circumcision convert?
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#21 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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been there done that, takes months to heal.. every time you get a hardon it'll rip again. that and its pretty hard to leave it alone, its almost impossible not to masturbate or have sex for the 2+ weeks it takes to really heal.
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#22 |
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Location: United Kingdom
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LOL That sucks. But don't worry, you'll be alright.
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#24 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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WTF? how and what the hell is that?
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sperm tail
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Programming King Pin
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Man, I'm behind you ! It's happened to me a while ago (some months..) It's gonna be back to normal in about 1-2 weeks !
Damn, that's sucks !
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#27 |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Sounds bad. I sure hope it never happends to me!
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Yeah that happend to me once.. No that bad. Pussy was tight as hell.. Thought she was bleeding but it was me..lol
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#29 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: ICQ #23642053
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Just go to the doctor and say "I broke my penis
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Drunk and Unruly
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hollywood
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Wow, it's making my skin crawl just thinking about it.
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#31 |
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Ottawa
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ouch, i thought he was kidding. never realized it was such a common thing. i hope it never happens to me.
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#32 | |
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Never happened to me, although I know it can hapen. Most times it will happen when you do a virgin. We we're told about this in Sex Ed... good luck to you guys it really happened to. ![]() |
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#33 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Jerzzey
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It will heal . Dont be a baby! Must of hurt.
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#35 |
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sorry to hear about your broken cork ...
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#36 |
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: South Florida
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That sucks... Blowjobs from unknown women sometimes do that... sex... never
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