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Paraskass 03-23-2005 10:49 PM

I was having sex and the skin under the head of my penis broke...
 
didn't realize till after I was done.

It snapped. My lymen is broken.
:(

Spunky 03-23-2005 10:51 PM

Tell him not to use his teeth next time

escorpio 03-23-2005 10:51 PM

Don't tug on it so damn hard.

Marcus Aurelius 03-23-2005 10:52 PM

Pre op?

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48...S/Dec17672.jpg

siccmade 03-23-2005 10:52 PM

New niche?

Next time instead of the kitchen try the bedroom. Fucking the pillows works much better than the blender.

adonthenet 03-23-2005 10:56 PM

wtf?! this is sucks ;/

BlackCrayon 03-23-2005 10:56 PM

its gonna hurt when they stitch it back on :(

fl_prn_str 03-23-2005 10:59 PM

my condolences, you dickhead. :upsidedow

groark 03-23-2005 11:04 PM

wtf.. does it bleed? Aw this doesn'T sounds good man!

rollinOn20s 03-23-2005 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
Tell him not to use his teeth next time

Muhahhahahahahahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

iwantchixx 03-23-2005 11:31 PM

it heals back on it's own.

I know. it happened to me once. My ex was dry and she wasen't patient enough to wait until her snapper was wet and just jumped in it.

It's going to sting to piss for a few days

IDBW-NOC 03-24-2005 12:03 AM

Happened to me while being jerked off a couple years ago, haha... FREAKED the SHIT out of me... I was bleeding for a while too...

Danny Dukes 03-24-2005 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
Tell him not to use his teeth next time

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Manowar 03-24-2005 12:25 AM

ouch, owned.

Mefo 03-24-2005 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siccmade
Next time instead of the kitchen try the bedroom. Fucking the pillows works much better than the blender.


lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CybermedAndy 03-24-2005 01:06 AM

The level of empathy in here is heartwarming

:1orglaugh

Stacey_JoinRightNow 03-24-2005 01:16 AM

use a condom then :)

shermo 03-24-2005 01:22 AM

Mother of God...That sounds painful as all hell... Better use some lube next time!

Illicit 03-24-2005 01:37 AM

you poor bastar ! not so ruff next time

strats 03-24-2005 01:59 AM

would circumcision convert?

webseth 03-24-2005 02:57 AM

been there done that, takes months to heal.. every time you get a hardon it'll rip again. that and its pretty hard to leave it alone, its almost impossible not to masturbate or have sex for the 2+ weeks it takes to really heal.

- Seth

ssp 03-24-2005 03:31 AM

LOL That sucks. But don't worry, you'll be alright.

com 03-24-2005 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx
it heals back on it's own.

I know. it happened to me once. My ex was dry and she wasen't patient enough to wait until her snapper was wet and just jumped in it.

It's going to sting to piss for a few days

ohh man and watch out for the soap in the shower, that shit sucks. rough sex always comes back to bite ya

juicyjuice 03-24-2005 09:18 AM

WTF? how and what the hell is that?

jacked 03-24-2005 09:21 AM

http://www.teenpiccentral.com/gfy/wow3.jpg

Basic_man 03-24-2005 09:36 AM

Man, I'm behind you ! It's happened to me a while ago (some months..) It's gonna be back to normal in about 1-2 weeks !

Damn, that's sucks !

Violetta 03-24-2005 09:41 AM

Sounds bad. I sure hope it never happends to me!

Martin 03-24-2005 09:43 AM

Yeah that happend to me once.. No that bad. Pussy was tight as hell.. Thought she was bleeding but it was me..lol

who 03-24-2005 09:46 AM

Just go to the doctor and say "I broke my penis:(".

Pornwolf 03-24-2005 10:23 AM

Wow, it's making my skin crawl just thinking about it.

BlackCrayon 03-24-2005 12:01 PM

ouch, i thought he was kidding. never realized it was such a common thing. i hope it never happens to me.

Paraskass 03-24-2005 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon
ouch, i thought he was kidding. never realized it was such a common thing. i hope it never happens to me.

I was kidding...

Never happened to me, although I know it can hapen. Most times it will happen when you do a virgin. We we're told about this in Sex Ed...

good luck to you guys it really happened to.

:thumbsup

nojob 03-24-2005 01:40 PM

It will heal . Dont be a baby! Must of hurt.

kidtwist 03-24-2005 01:56 PM

http://www.scentubuy.co.uk/acatalog/kyjelly.jpg

ArkansasDave 03-24-2005 01:59 PM

sorry to hear about your broken cork ...

Rinaldo 03-24-2005 02:42 PM

That sucks... Blowjobs from unknown women sometimes do that... sex... never


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