This Hosting Company Can Go Fuck Themselves - GoFuckYourself.com

MyNameIsEmily · 03-23-2005, 12:07 AM

FOR CUSTOMERS
When shopping for a host, what the deal breaker that makes you say "screw these guys" and on to the next? Example: For me, I must have CPanel.

Also, what is the deal maker?

FOR HOSTS:
Often enough, I see people post "so and so is the best host... Ok, here's your chance: WHY ARE YOU THE BEST HOST?
What is it about your service that puts you above compeditors?

newbreed · 03-23-2005, 12:09 AM

Fuck off surfer.

DateDoc · 03-23-2005, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyNameIsEmily

FOR CUSTOMERS
When shopping for a host, what the deal breaker that makes you say "screw these guys" and on to the next? Example: For me, I must have CPanel.

Also, what is the deal maker?

FOR HOSTS:
Often enough, I see people post "so and so is the best host... Ok, here's your chance: WHY ARE YOU THE BEST HOST?
What is it about your service that puts you above compeditors?

Serverprovider has always done well for me. They have awesome customer service. Sami is on ICQ 12+ hours a day and takes care of things ASAP. See sig and check them out.

RedShoe · 03-23-2005, 12:12 AM

Your thread title is all to cock.

For me, it's the kick-backs I get when referring people to my host that makes me like them. Also, the free hosting is a plus.
Oh, and free blow jobs when we hook up at shows is a bonus.

http://swiftco.net
http://swiftco.net
http://swiftco.net
http://swiftco.net
http://swiftco.net
http://swiftco.net

Tell them RedShoe sent you and they'll make you an offer you can't refuse.

reynold · 03-23-2005, 12:13 AM

Drama thread.

MrJackMeHoff · 03-23-2005, 12:15 AM

Worst poll ever

MyNameIsEmily · 03-23-2005, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

Your thread title is all to cock.

Just see how fast the page views rise.

newbreed · 03-23-2005, 12:18 AM

She added a poll after the fact. Ghey.

PS - RedShoe makes me all giggly inside.

Marcus Aurelius · 03-23-2005, 12:20 AM

I have a virtual account and a dedicated server with www.serverprovider.com and I couldnt be happier with the service they provide.

desus · 03-23-2005, 12:23 AM

just here to get some of this sweet view action
*opens beach chair*
*works on tan*

GiantGnome · 03-23-2005, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbreed

She added a poll after the fact. Ghey.

PS - RedShoe makes me all giggly inside.

most guys do.

newbreed · 03-23-2005, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantGnome

most guys do.

no doubt

The Sultan Of Smut · 03-23-2005, 12:27 AM

I was going to respond but I don't feel like it anymore.

Relish XXX · 03-23-2005, 12:29 AM

As if anyone in Internet porn is going to vote that having a good host is not important to them. Go and ask a racing car driving how important it is for them to have a decent car....go and ask a grave digger how important it is for them to have a decent spade.

MyNameIsEmily · 03-23-2005, 12:29 AM

This thread fucking sucks... And it's because of it's lack of "Quality Posters".

Yes, RedShoe... I will now admit the thread title is for shit, as it has only brought in Trolls and Drama Queens.

liquidmoe · 03-23-2005, 01:19 AM

I'd have to disagree with you about Cpanel, and pretty much all other control panels for that matter. Unless its a very thin client that is able to read in your current configuration and make changes on the fly its going to bog you down by restricting you to what it supports. Hence, when you will require something that doesnt quite fit into its architecture you are going to break your neck integrating it or scrap the idea altogether. Meanwhile, the majority of these control panels are made for small resellers that arent used to the large traffic demands of the adult market. Common problems include poor log rotation that fill up a system's available diskspace and force you to turn off logging and as a result webstats.

Even expensive software like Urchin has similar problems and we've worked with their support to no real avail in improving their log rotation to better serve really high traffic sites.

Aside from that you are going to be adding alot of load on the server for no real benefit.

Just thought I would share my two cents on control panels. Get a fully managed server and you dont have to worry about it.

SplitInfinity · 03-23-2005, 02:50 AM

flashfreak · 03-23-2005, 02:56 AM

no emily, it sucks because your poll sucks! wtf !

$pikes · 03-23-2005, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplitInfinity

HAHAHA that pic rules SplitInfinity! My dad flies airplanes into those for NOAA.

foxxx · 03-23-2005, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbreed

Fuck off surfer.

hahahahaha owned

wjxxx · 03-23-2005, 05:01 AM

This thread title is misleading

SplitInfinity · 03-23-2005, 05:14 AM

I thought it was appopriate. LOL
:-)

Cash · 03-23-2005, 05:20 AM

Very important, of course ...

View Poll Results: How Important Is Having A GOOD HOST To You?
Very Important	19	86.36%
Somewhat Important	1	4.55%
Not Important.	1	4.55%
	1	4.55%
Voters: 22. You may not vote on this poll

03-23-2005, 12:07 AM	#1
MyNameIsEmily Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 887	This Hosting Company Can Go Fuck Themselves FOR CUSTOMERS When shopping for a host, what the deal breaker that makes you say "screw these guys" and on to the next? Example: For me, I must have CPanel. Also, what is the deal maker? FOR HOSTS: Often enough, I see people post "so and so is the best host... Ok, here's your chance: WHY ARE YOU THE BEST HOST? What is it about your service that puts you above compeditors? __________________

03-23-2005, 12:09 AM	#2
newbreed Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: ThatOneProgram.com Posts: 9,898	Fuck off surfer. __________________ Want to promote SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! \| Want to buy SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! Yeah, yeah, you know, That One Program! \| Want to trade links with StompBunny.com? Loryn ‎(3:16 PM): I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

03-23-2005, 12:12 AM	#4
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Your thread title is all to cock. For me, it's the kick-backs I get when referring people to my host that makes me like them. Also, the free hosting is a plus. Oh, and free blow jobs when we hook up at shows is a bonus. http://swiftco.net http://swiftco.net http://swiftco.net http://swiftco.net http://swiftco.net http://swiftco.net Tell them RedShoe sent you and they'll make you an offer you can't refuse. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants Last edited by RedShoe; 03-23-2005 at 12:13 AM..

03-23-2005, 12:15 AM	#6
MrJackMeHoff Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: LOLLIPOP ISLAND =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Posts: 4,569	Worst poll ever __________________

03-23-2005, 12:13 AM	#5
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Drama thread.

03-23-2005, 12:18 AM	#8
newbreed Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: ThatOneProgram.com Posts: 9,898	She added a poll after the fact. Ghey. PS - RedShoe makes me all giggly inside. __________________ Want to promote SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! \| Want to buy SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! Yeah, yeah, you know, That One Program! \| Want to trade links with StompBunny.com? Loryn ‎(3:16 PM): I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

03-23-2005, 12:20 AM	#9
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	I have a virtual account and a dedicated server with www.serverprovider.com and I couldnt be happier with the service they provide.

03-23-2005, 12:23 AM	#10
desus Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: new york Posts: 292	just here to get some of this sweet view action opens beach chair works on tan __________________ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

03-23-2005, 12:27 AM	#13
The Sultan Of Smut Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,325	I was going to respond but I don't feel like it anymore.

03-23-2005, 12:29 AM	#14
Relish XXX Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: www.adultlabel.com Posts: 4,904	As if anyone in Internet porn is going to vote that having a good host is not important to them. Go and ask a racing car driving how important it is for them to have a decent car....go and ask a grave digger how important it is for them to have a decent spade. __________________

03-23-2005, 01:19 AM	#16
liquidmoe Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NY Posts: 4,994	I'd have to disagree with you about Cpanel, and pretty much all other control panels for that matter. Unless its a very thin client that is able to read in your current configuration and make changes on the fly its going to bog you down by restricting you to what it supports. Hence, when you will require something that doesnt quite fit into its architecture you are going to break your neck integrating it or scrap the idea altogether. Meanwhile, the majority of these control panels are made for small resellers that arent used to the large traffic demands of the adult market. Common problems include poor log rotation that fill up a system's available diskspace and force you to turn off logging and as a result webstats. Even expensive software like Urchin has similar problems and we've worked with their support to no real avail in improving their log rotation to better serve really high traffic sites. Aside from that you are going to be adding alot of load on the server for no real benefit. Just thought I would share my two cents on control panels. Get a fully managed server and you dont have to worry about it. __________________ Take Luck!

03-23-2005, 02:50 AM	#17
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047

03-23-2005, 02:56 AM	#18
flashfreak Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: cloud number 9 Posts: 4,396	no emily, it sucks because your poll sucks! wtf ! __________________ SEO Mogul \| ICQ: 163671223

03-23-2005, 05:01 AM	#21
wjxxx So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,448	This thread title is misleading

03-23-2005, 05:14 AM	#22
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	I thought it was appopriate. LOL :-)

03-23-2005, 05:20 AM	#23
Cash Click on my TCG signature Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 20,825	Very important, of course ... __________________ $9.95/month for 15000 GB bandwidth monthly, unlimited (sub)domains and MySQL5, PHP4/5, 500 GB disk storage! ; use any of these invitation codes: 216263692101; 408636009193; 846090586647; my ICQ 30160426!