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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Cowtown, USA
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So my neighbor asks me to fix his comp. and I check his internet cache... OMG!
My neighbors computer died yesterday.. he asks me if I can revive it. maybe he got a virus or something.. I check it out and something deleting a windows file and I replace it and its working fine... I snoop into his internet cache.. he is looking at massive amounts of mature, shemale and anal porn.. He is about 42 or so years old and has a family. Kids are 13 and 15 and wife is semi hot. She is definately milf... but 35 year old milf going on 25... she is very young for her age. If her kids weren't so old I'd have guessed her 27 tops... We went to the river once, she has no stretch marks and has a tight as all hell ass.. she looks like a swimsuit models body.. goes to the gym every other day... My girlfriend asked her once why she does this... her reply, "Because my old man doesn't want me looking all flabby and old."
So.. my point..... #1.. SHEMALES? What the fuck! #2 Mature? he has a fucking awesome wife and he wants something in her 50's, 60's, 70's? #3, anal porn? What is the deal with anal porn? An ass is a hole, a pussy is like a flower with petals and folds and...beauty argh.... I sorted by time, he would spend 20 seconds on a pic, then 2 minutes on another and then 2 more on another... you get the point.. he was jacking to each one for some time, not just 'browsing'... What is the world coming too? He is a cop mind you.... This is the guy that comes to your rescue. |
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each to his own
you shouldn't care about what your neighbor likes or not unless you try to market directly to him lol |
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so? everybody is surfing porn, and the people you don't expect it from do it the most....
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change his startpage to your website btw
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jul 2002
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better that than CP
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Location: Dirty South, Atlanta ICQ# : 191-402-709
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Yup, people you expect least are usually the worse.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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nothing wrong with it at all
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Die With Your Boots On
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
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Grab his email address and start spamming him.
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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that's why sometimes i think some people are just hypocrites...they don't want pornography but they like watching and searching for adult movies or pics.
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maybe he's an adult webmaster, my cache would show a bunch of shit that i'm not in to
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Norway
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Is he the only one using the computer? If he doesn lock it up etc is could easily be his wife or kids that is doing the surfing...
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I like Dutch Girls
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: dutchteencash.com
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thats why I dont do help me pls requests anymore (unless its a wifi setup for a 19yo double dee girl ;) )
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Where the Wild Things Are
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That reminds me of the time the cable guy came over to fix my cable modem. He had to use my IE browser and in the drop down bar were mainly gay and tranny porn sites. The dude had no idea I was a webmaster, so he probably thought I was just gay. Lol, that was funny.
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Welcome to the world of market research
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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I run some sites he is into.. unfortunately it will take more than him to convert.... ahh.. did I say convert? |
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I love to racism, bro!
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You beat me.
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Maybe he miss-typed a domain name and got sent to a site with thousands of sick pop-ups and that is what fucked up his computer.
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The one and only!
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men want what they don't have....something new.
look at kobe...he had a gorgeous wife...but he had her. he needed something new.
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Recommend him using Evidence Eliminator
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: At My Desk
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Maybe he wants to fuck you and hid the porn in his cache, so you get the idea and become better friends?
Maybe he got circle jerked and the shit got in there? I rather have a friend that is a fukn freak, than a friend who's a jackass and a fucking snoop |
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I need a beer
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I have a fetish for pink animal baloons..does that make me a sick person?
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Wall Street Pimp
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He couldve had CP, scat, or beast stuff in there ![]()
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Programming King Pin
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Man, what about PRIVACY ? :D
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SEO Connoisseur
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and this is the very reason why I would never let anyone else touch my computer - sorry bro - but thats like going into his bedroom and searching through the dresser drawer to find out what panties his wife is wearing and if he has boxers.
you were there to help out a friend - and what do you do?? spy into things he would never give you permission for !!! who the hell cares if he looks at that stuff?? and Im sure if either one of us looked at your cache IM sure we'd find shit you wouldnt like. As pointed out before - he didnt have CP or anything illegal on it - so who fucking cares if he looks at it ? there are pop up sites that could have done that - or maybe together his wife and him were having a joke one night - grabbed some beer and said, "hey lets go see some freaks on the net??" who the fuck are you to judge ? sorry just really pisses me off when someone without permission looks into shit there not suppose to then makes a conclusion - worse is to admit it here
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You look for the porn on the internet wich you cant get at home. Its all about fantasys. Has nothing to do with the wife you have. If you are in Porn you should have figured that one out by now.
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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V_RocKs, are you available for hire ?
hahahaha.... |
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Omaha Hi/Lo
Join Date: Nov 2003
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that's great that you fixed juicy's computer
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So Fucking Banned
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Thats why I will never let somebody touch my computer.
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Who do you think has more to hide......
Your neighbor who looks at porn like 85% of the country ...Or YOU...who SELLS PORN! HEHEHEHE....I hate to break it to you but society as whole looks at your as more of the weirdo ![]() |
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SecretFriends.com
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So you're telling us people actually DO surf pornsites? wow...imagine the money that could be made out of these people you are talking about.
Who cares if he surfs shemale, milf or whatever. Shemale sites are targetted to the straight guy remember, and I could see myself joining a milf site anytime even though I have a great girl. It's pretty normal imo.
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In fact, if I found out that some little tattling fuckface had "snooped in my cache" and then come on a public board to tell all I would put my boot up his ass, take pictures and call it 'boot anal fetish', the new extreme niche. I would be sure to include lots of facial expression shots.
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keep walking...
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I love to racism, bro!
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best designer on GFY
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Time to start hitting on his wife!
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When it rains, it pours
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yep I am very weary of who goes on my personal pc..there's just too much crap for some ppl to see.. lol
you should send him an email with all your link codes in there...lol..
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