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V_RocKs · 03-22-2005, 04:05 AM

My neighbors computer died yesterday.. he asks me if I can revive it. maybe he got a virus or something.. I check it out and something deleting a windows file and I replace it and its working fine... I snoop into his internet cache.. he is looking at massive amounts of mature, shemale and anal porn.. He is about 42 or so years old and has a family. Kids are 13 and 15 and wife is semi hot. She is definately milf... but 35 year old milf going on 25... she is very young for her age. If her kids weren't so old I'd have guessed her 27 tops... We went to the river once, she has no stretch marks and has a tight as all hell ass.. she looks like a swimsuit models body.. goes to the gym every other day... My girlfriend asked her once why she does this... her reply, "Because my old man doesn't want me looking all flabby and old."

So.. my point..... #1.. SHEMALES? What the fuck! #2 Mature? he has a fucking awesome wife and he wants something in her 50's, 60's, 70's? #3, anal porn? What is the deal with anal porn? An ass is a hole, a pussy is like a flower with petals and folds and...beauty argh....

I sorted by time, he would spend 20 seconds on a pic, then 2 minutes on another and then 2 more on another... you get the point.. he was jacking to each one for some time, not just 'browsing'...

What is the world coming too? He is a cop mind you.... This is the guy that comes to your rescue.

03-22-2005, 04:05 AM
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,422	So my neighbor asks me to fix his comp. and I check his internet cache... OMG! My neighbors computer died yesterday.. he asks me if I can revive it. maybe he got a virus or something.. I check it out and something deleting a windows file and I replace it and its working fine... I snoop into his internet cache.. he is looking at massive amounts of mature, shemale and anal porn.. He is about 42 or so years old and has a family. Kids are 13 and 15 and wife is semi hot. She is definately milf... but 35 year old milf going on 25... she is very young for her age. If her kids weren't so old I'd have guessed her 27 tops... We went to the river once, she has no stretch marks and has a tight as all hell ass.. she looks like a swimsuit models body.. goes to the gym every other day... My girlfriend asked her once why she does this... her reply, "Because my old man doesn't want me looking all flabby and old." So.. my point..... #1.. SHEMALES? What the fuck! #2 Mature? he has a fucking awesome wife and he wants something in her 50's, 60's, 70's? #3, anal porn? What is the deal with anal porn? An ass is a hole, a pussy is like a flower with petals and folds and...beauty argh.... I sorted by time, he would spend 20 seconds on a pic, then 2 minutes on another and then 2 more on another... you get the point.. he was jacking to each one for some time, not just 'browsing'... What is the world coming too? He is a cop mind you.... This is the guy that comes to your rescue.