I knew it, it's been this way with women since the beginning... - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 03-21-2005, 09:52 PM

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."

Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"

God said, "Go down into that valley."

Adam said, "What's a valley?"

God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the river."

Adam said, "What's a river?"

God explained that to him, and then said,
"Go over to the hill....! ."
Adam said, "What is a hill?"

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"
Adam said, "! What's a cave?"

After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?"

So God explained that to him, too.
Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"

God first said (under his breath), "Geez....."
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill,
into the cave, and finds the woman.
Then, in about five minutes! , he was back.

God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"

And Adam said ...

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"What's a headache?"

Spunky · 03-21-2005, 09:53 PM

Heh heh

Fizzgig · 03-21-2005, 10:43 PM

I don't have a headache.

Elli · 03-22-2005, 01:09 AM

In my experience it's usually the guy who has the "headache."

reynold · 03-22-2005, 01:18 AM

Hell that was funny.

MyNameIsEmily · 03-22-2005, 01:40 AM

omfgWTFlolz!!11 :D

theFeTiShLaDy · 03-22-2005, 01:52 AM

that's funny!

Furious_Female · 03-22-2005, 02:08 AM

lmaooooooo

Kevsh · 03-22-2005, 02:47 AM

Funny.

PHPdude · 03-22-2005, 03:34 AM

wow that really made me laugh

CDSmith · 03-22-2005, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

In my experience it's usually the guy who has the "headache."

You're kidding, right?

What idiot in his right mind would tell you he has a headache?

gangbangjoe · 03-22-2005, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

You're kidding, right?

What idiot in his right mind would tell you he has a headache?

i second that

MandyBlake · 03-22-2005, 10:48 AM

i have NEVER given that excuse.

Manowar · 03-22-2005, 10:55 AM

03-21-2005, 09:52 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I knew it, it's been this way with women since the beginning... God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill....! ." Adam said, "What is a hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave" Adam said, "! What's a cave?" After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman." Adam said, "What's a woman?" So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do that?" God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes! , he was back. God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?" And Adam said ... * * * * "What's a headache?" __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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