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Old 03-19-2005, 07:02 PM   #1
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:mad American Express sent me JELLY BEANS - and look what happened

Fucking card companies. They sent jelly beans in the mail as part of some new anti-identity theft campaign. I ate them yesterday.

Today my tounge has been itching me all day long and my gums are swollen. WTF. I don't think the issue is cavities, I get checked regularly.
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Old 03-19-2005, 07:03 PM   #2
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Old 03-19-2005, 07:04 PM   #3
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...They sent jelly beans in the mail as part of some new anti-identity theft campaign. I ate them yesterday.

Today my tounge has been itching me all day long and my gums are swollen...
I think this means you are busted.


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Old 03-19-2005, 07:04 PM   #4
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I think this means you are busted.


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Old 03-19-2005, 07:04 PM   #5
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uh oh , i hope the anthrax mailer hasnt struck again
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Old 03-19-2005, 07:05 PM   #6
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uh oh , i hope the anthrax mailer hasnt struck again
And I ate them all - no proof!
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Old 03-19-2005, 07:09 PM   #7
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If you live and call up Amex to complain, then your identity has been verified.
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Old 03-19-2005, 07:12 PM   #8
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Old 03-19-2005, 07:14 PM   #9
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If you live and call up Amex to complain, then your identity has been verified.
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Yeah, I guess so. On Monday I'm calling to fucking yell at them and see what's going on. This is just weird
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Old 03-19-2005, 07:18 PM   #10
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Old 03-19-2005, 07:22 PM   #11
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are you kidding me?
Why would I? I ate them last night and around noon today noticed that my gums are swollen and my tongue is itching and sensitive. Never happened before, so this must be it.
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Old 03-19-2005, 07:44 PM   #12
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Why would I? I ate them last night and around noon today noticed that my gums are swollen and my tongue is itching and sensitive. Never happened before, so this must be it.
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Old 03-19-2005, 08:56 PM   #13
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Never eat ANYTHING you get in the mail if you did not order it.
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Old 03-19-2005, 08:57 PM   #14
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Are you sure it wasnt a pratical joke gone wrong. Never heard of AMex sending out candy
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Old 03-19-2005, 08:58 PM   #15
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Never eat ANYTHING you get in the mail if you did not order it.
That makes sense actually "Next time"!
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Old 03-19-2005, 08:59 PM   #16
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Are you sure it wasnt a pratical joke gone wrong. Never heard of AMex sending out candy
No joke at all. A friend of mine also got jelly beans from them last week.
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Old 03-19-2005, 09:06 PM   #17
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Sounds shady, might want to call and see if they were sending out candy to customers.
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Old 03-19-2005, 09:23 PM   #18
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credit card companies send out jelly beans, sounds wierd.
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Old 03-19-2005, 11:02 PM   #19
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I can understand the jelly bean packaging for security, it's a good idea. Maybe you were allergic to one of the flavors?
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Old 03-19-2005, 11:07 PM   #20
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Old 03-19-2005, 11:54 PM   #21
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Old 03-19-2005, 11:57 PM   #22
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think you got some laced jelly beans
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Old 03-20-2005, 12:02 AM   #23
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Maybe it was the special herion-laced flavor?
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Old 03-20-2005, 09:04 AM   #24
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I called Amex and they DO have a new Jelly Beans campaign. Weird stuff. My gums are still swollen.. will see how this develops tomorrow. I don't think I was allergic to one of the flavors, but it's a possibility
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Old 03-20-2005, 09:07 AM   #25
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I called Amex and they DO have a new Jelly Beans campaign. Weird stuff. My gums are still swollen.. will see how this develops tomorrow. I don't think I was allergic to one of the flavors, but it's a possibility
I think the allergy possibility is the most likely reason for your swollen gums.
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Old 03-20-2005, 09:11 AM   #26
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I think the allergy possibility is the most likely reason for your swollen gums.
Thing is, I've eaten jelly beans since I was a kid, and always tried all the possible flavors. But I sure hope it was just an allergy
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Old 03-21-2005, 06:05 AM   #31
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I think the beans knocked you out and they came around and raped your mouth hole.
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Fucking card companies. They sent jelly beans in the mail as part of some new anti-identity theft campaign. I ate them yesterday.
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They are just trying to help you figure out your payments.

Didn't you learn anything in that american school of yours? The jelly beans are there to help you count.
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Old 03-21-2005, 07:29 AM   #36
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Didn't you learn anything in that american school of yours? The jelly beans are there to help you count.
LOL, maybe they would be better off to send an abacus
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LOL, maybe they would be better off to send an abacus
Hey boy!!! That thar abacus comes from that ching chang chineesey countree and dem boys is commie. You tain't say'n that we should be trust'n our economy stuff to any slant eye Japanease Korean Chink r's ya?

I'll sticks to dem good ol fashion american jelly beans likes they twat us ta does in skool. Evan if dat means I mite be's cuffed and trowen in prison.

I'S A PROUD N' LOYALS AMERICAN GOD DAMN IT!! And when the prezident says r skools are da best in da world ya bettr's beleives it!

YEEEE HAAAAA Long live the prezident.
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