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azguy · 03-19-2005, 07:02 PM

Fucking card companies. They sent jelly beans in the mail as part of some new anti-identity theft campaign. I ate them yesterday.

Today my tounge has been itching me all day long and my gums are swollen. WTF. I don't think the issue is cavities, I get checked regularly.

WWC · 03-19-2005, 07:03 PM

lol...they owned your tounge :-)

2HousePlague · 03-19-2005, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by azguy

...They sent jelly beans in the mail as part of some new anti-identity theft campaign. I ate them yesterday.

Today my tounge has been itching me all day long and my gums are swollen...

I think this means you are busted.

j-

azguy · 03-19-2005, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

I think this means you are busted.

j-

good one

The Bootyologist · 03-19-2005, 07:04 PM

uh oh , i hope the anthrax mailer hasnt struck again

azguy · 03-19-2005, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bootyologist

uh oh , i hope the anthrax mailer hasnt struck again

And I ate them all - no proof!

WiredGuy · 03-19-2005, 07:09 PM

If you live and call up Amex to complain, then your identity has been verified.
WG

Spunky · 03-19-2005, 07:12 PM

Since when do credit card companies give you anything?

azguy · 03-19-2005, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

If you live and call up Amex to complain, then your identity has been verified.
WG

Yeah, I guess so. On Monday I'm calling to fucking yell at them and see what's going on. This is just weird

sickbeatz · 03-19-2005, 07:18 PM

are you kidding me?

azguy · 03-19-2005, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by sickbeatz

are you kidding me?

Why would I? I ate them last night and around noon today noticed that my gums are swollen and my tongue is itching and sensitive. Never happened before, so this must be it.

pussyluver · 03-19-2005, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by azguy

Why would I? I ate them last night and around noon today noticed that my gums are swollen and my tongue is itching and sensitive. Never happened before, so this must be it.

Class Action?

mhende6600 · 03-19-2005, 08:56 PM

Never eat ANYTHING you get in the mail if you did not order it.

tony286 · 03-19-2005, 08:57 PM

Are you sure it wasnt a pratical joke gone wrong. Never heard of AMex sending out candy

azguy · 03-19-2005, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by mhende6600

Never eat ANYTHING you get in the mail if you did not order it.

That makes sense actually

"Next time"!

azguy · 03-19-2005, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

Are you sure it wasnt a pratical joke gone wrong. Never heard of AMex sending out candy

No joke at all. A friend of mine also got jelly beans from them last week.

Shoehorn! · 03-19-2005, 09:06 PM

Sounds shady, might want to call and see if they were sending out candy to customers.

Wiggles · 03-19-2005, 09:23 PM

credit card companies send out jelly beans, sounds wierd.

Furious_Female · 03-19-2005, 11:02 PM

I can understand the jelly bean packaging for security, it's a good idea. Maybe you were allergic to one of the flavors?

PatrickKing · 03-19-2005, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by AdultLoungeRaffi

lol...they owned your tounge :-)

SmokeyTheBear · 03-19-2005, 11:54 PM

thats odd

canplayer · 03-19-2005, 11:57 PM

think you got some laced jelly beans

warlock5 · 03-20-2005, 12:02 AM

Maybe it was the special herion-laced flavor?

azguy · 03-20-2005, 09:04 AM

I called Amex and they DO have a new Jelly Beans campaign. Weird stuff. My gums are still swollen.. will see how this develops tomorrow. I don't think I was allergic to one of the flavors, but it's a possibility

psyko514 · 03-20-2005, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by azguy

I called Amex and they DO have a new Jelly Beans campaign. Weird stuff. My gums are still swollen.. will see how this develops tomorrow. I don't think I was allergic to one of the flavors, but it's a possibility

I think the allergy possibility is the most likely reason for your swollen gums.

azguy · 03-20-2005, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by psyko514

I think the allergy possibility is the most likely reason for your swollen gums.

Thing is, I've eaten jelly beans since I was a kid, and always tried all the possible flavors. But I sure hope it was just an allergy

reynold · 03-21-2005, 04:59 AM

That sucks man.

sonofsam · 03-21-2005, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

If you live and call up Amex to complain, then your identity has been verified.
WG

lol

JFK · 03-21-2005, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Female

I can understand the jelly bean packaging for security, it's a good idea. Maybe you were allergic to one of the flavors?

red dye 3#?

VeriSexy · 03-21-2005, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by The Bootyologist

uh oh , i hope the anthrax mailer hasnt struck again

who · 03-21-2005, 06:05 AM

I think the beans knocked you out and they came around and raped your mouth hole.

suesheboy · 03-21-2005, 06:06 AM

So you got my package.

Antidote = $1 million dollars.

Cassie · 03-21-2005, 06:12 AM

rut roh......

painintheass · 03-21-2005, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by azguy

Fucking card companies. They sent jelly beans in the mail as part of some new anti-identity theft campaign. I ate them yesterday.

Buddy,
They are just trying to help you figure out your payments.

Didn't you learn anything in that american school of yours? The jelly beans are there to help you count.

HpicAnn · 03-21-2005, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Since when do credit card companies give you anything?

So true!!

mardigras · 03-21-2005, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by painintheass

Didn't you learn anything in that american school of yours? The jelly beans are there to help you count.

LOL, maybe they would be better off to send an abacus

painintheass · 03-21-2005, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

LOL, maybe they would be better off to send an abacus

Hey boy!!! That thar abacus comes from that ching chang chineesey countree and dem boys is commie. You tain't say'n that we should be trust'n our economy stuff to any slant eye Japanease Korean Chink r's ya?

I'll sticks to dem good ol fashion american jelly beans likes they twat us ta does in skool. Evan if dat means I mite be's cuffed and trowen in prison.

I'S A PROUD N' LOYALS AMERICAN GOD DAMN IT!! And when the prezident says r skools are da best in da world ya bettr's beleives it!

YEEEE HAAAAA Long live the prezident.

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