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12-21-2001, 03:51 PM
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Now on auction...
After the Vegas show, I will be auctioning off a pair of small nuts that we will be surgically removed (rusty spoon) from the Anal Hobbit after the Anal Hobbit photo shoot. I would like to start bidding on this auction now as a cheesy way of promoting the event before the show.
The opening bid has been offered by Rollin and is as follows: 3 condoms, slightly used 1 Copy of the new BSBoys album A date with his 4 year old sister. OK people, lets see how high this can go. Bullshit inquiries only please! |
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12-21-2001, 03:53 PM
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There can be only one
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I got this ol' leakin' waterjug...
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12-21-2001, 03:55 PM
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I assume that you are also offering the same initial 3 items as Rollin, otherwise, your bid is pretty weak. [This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 12-21-2001).] |
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12-21-2001, 04:00 PM
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hey aaron,
you forgot a few things... i'll throw in: used dildo from snows ass dog collar warn by snow Extendo Penis cream from Aaron's purse!  |
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12-21-2001, 04:03 PM
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whoops did i say purse?
shit aaron the secret is out YOU ARE A WOMAN! |
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12-21-2001, 04:04 PM
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um, ok... but what was the secret?
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12-21-2001, 04:06 PM
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you mean everyone already knew you were a woman?
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12-21-2001, 04:07 PM
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Ok, lets see what i got
Kleenex, slightly used from last time i got punched in the nose. 1 headless goat used for a game of goat ball (happens to be Afghanistan's national sport) 1 picture of Amp raping the headless goat. |
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12-21-2001, 04:09 PM
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Say what you will about the Exttendo Penis Cream but it works. I have tried to get Snow to use it but he refuses.
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12-21-2001, 04:11 PM
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you know
that name i made up is pretty good i think i am gonna TM that and open penis cream sales site! thank you aaron! Extendo Penis Cream that is sweet! |
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12-21-2001, 04:11 PM
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12-21-2001, 04:26 PM
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fuck
[This message has been edited by TheFLY (edited 12-21-2001).] |
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12-21-2001, 04:28 PM
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Double fuck!
Fix your post FLY [This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 12-21-2001).] |
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12-21-2001, 04:35 PM
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almond rocca.
we need almond rocca |
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12-21-2001, 04:41 PM
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12-21-2001, 04:49 PM
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Ok here is a really rare card that was hard for me to get... But I'll trade this Garbage Pail Kid for Anal Hobbit's nuts...
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12-21-2001, 05:08 PM
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12-21-2001, 05:11 PM
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Hehe... I've already seen the card. I'm just waiting for it!
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12-21-2001, 05:13 PM
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12-21-2001, 06:30 PM
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Arg...
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12-21-2001, 09:51 PM
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Hmm, thanks for saving me the work.
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12-22-2001, 04:35 AM
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ol' timer
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this is really strange... I was looking for 3 slightly used condom's for SixNine's birthday... If you could gift wrap, I would go $189.73 + shipping and handling. |
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12-22-2001, 04:49 AM
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12-22-2001, 05:01 AM
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I've got a bootleg copy of the Aaron Matthews/Boneprone facial video.
------------------ Did somebody say Free Content? |
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12-22-2001, 10:51 AM
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hmm, where did you get that? We only sold 3 of those things on ebay before they shut us down. Doesn't BP look cute with all that ooey gooey running down his chin?
I must say that due to the difficulty of obtaining this item (one could say that it is impossible) that this is indeed, a very powerful bid. |
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12-22-2001, 11:15 AM
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Well actually Aaron, the video I have is of Bone busting a nut (and probably dropping a few crabs) on YOUR face.
Like I said its a bootleg copy, you slept through the whole ordeal according to the tape, and I could never reveal my sources. ------------------ Did somebody say Free Content? |
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12-22-2001, 12:18 PM
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Damn, now everyone knows I'm a tranny  BONE, you said it was a "discreet" transaction..... ------------------ Did somebody say Free Content? |
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12-22-2001, 08:51 PM
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If that penis cream was all that and a bag of chips ... it seems to me that there would be a whole whack of guys out there with one abnormally large hand too !!!  I'm glad I don't have to worry about measuring up  ------------------  The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples |
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12-23-2001, 03:39 AM
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I was kind of hoping using that PO Box in Arkansas would help cover my tracks. ------------------ Did somebody say Free Content? |
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08-23-2005, 05:53 AM
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Is this the first thread ever?
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