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Now on auction...

12-21-2001, 01:51 PM

After the Vegas show, I will be auctioning off a pair of small nuts that we will be surgically removed (rusty spoon) from the Anal Hobbit after the Anal Hobbit photo shoot. I would like to start bidding on this auction now as a cheesy way of promoting the event before the show.

The opening bid has been offered by Rollin and is as follows:

3 condoms, slightly used
1 Copy of the new BSBoys album
A date with his 4 year old sister.

OK people, lets see how high this can go.

Bullshit inquiries only please!
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12-21-2001, 01:53 PM

I got this ol' leakin' waterjug...

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12-21-2001, 01:55 PM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
I got this ol' leakin' waterjug...

OK, AMP has bumped the bid by adding his own penis. This may be hard to beat..(because it is so small)

I assume that you are also offering the same initial 3 items as Rollin, otherwise, your bid is pretty weak.

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12-21-2001, 02:00 PM

hey aaron,
you forgot a few things...

i'll throw in:
used dildo from snows ass
dog collar warn by snow
Extendo Penis cream from Aaron's purse!

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12-21-2001, 02:03 PM

whoops did i say purse?

shit aaron
the secret is out

YOU ARE A WOMAN!

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12-21-2001, 02:04 PM

um, ok... but what was the secret?
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12-21-2001, 02:06 PM

you mean everyone already knew you were a woman?

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12-21-2001, 02:07 PM

Ok, lets see what i got

Kleenex, slightly used from last time i got punched in the nose.

1 headless goat used for a game of goat ball (happens to be Afghanistan's national sport)

1 picture of Amp raping the headless goat.

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12-21-2001, 02:09 PM

Say what you will about the Exttendo Penis Cream but it works. I have tried to get Snow to use it but he refuses.
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12-21-2001, 02:11 PM

you know
that name i made up is pretty good
i think i am gonna TM that and open penis cream sales site! thank you aaron!

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12-21-2001, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by Gary:
Ok, lets see what i got

Kleenex, slightly used from last time i got punched in the nose.

1 headless goat used for a game of goat ball (happens to be Afghanistan's national sport)

1 picture of Amp raping the headless goat.

Dude, that is just sick We have to draw a line somewhere. How dare you mention Afghanistan!
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12-21-2001, 02:26 PM

fuck

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12-21-2001, 02:28 PM

Double fuck!

Fix your post FLY

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12-21-2001, 02:35 PM

almond rocca.
we need almond rocca

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12-21-2001, 02:41 PM

Originally posted by boneprone:
almond rocca.
we need almond rocca

you were really really mean to your teacher
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12-21-2001, 02:49 PM

Ok here is a really rare card that was hard for me to get... But I'll trade this Garbage Pail Kid for Anal Hobbit's nuts...
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12-21-2001, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by TheFLY:
Ok here is a really rare card that was hard for me to get... But I'll trade this Garbage Pail Kid for Anal Hobbit's nuts...

Oh no. you asked for it buddy. This is gonna take some research time but I am gonna get you for that one.
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12-21-2001, 03:11 PM

Hehe... I've already seen the card. I'm just waiting for it!
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12-21-2001, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by TheFLY:
Hehe... I've already seen the card. I'm just waiting for it!

Keep waiting. I have to go drive to Seattle for a party. I will find it tomorrow.
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12-21-2001, 04:30 PM

Arg...
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12-21-2001, 07:51 PM

Hmm, thanks for saving me the work.
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12-22-2001, 02:35 AM

this is really strange... I was looking for 3 slightly used condom's for SixNine's birthday...

If you could gift wrap, I would go $189.73 + shipping and handling.
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12-22-2001, 02:49 AM

Originally posted by BrettJ:

this is really strange... I was looking for 3 slightly used condom's for SixNine's birthday...

If you could gift wrap, I would go $189.73 + shipping and handling.

Hmm, well, I had 365 used condoms...but...I had them made into a tire and sold it to a goodyear dealer.
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12-22-2001, 03:01 AM

I've got a bootleg copy of the Aaron Matthews/Boneprone facial video.

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12-22-2001, 08:51 AM

hmm, where did you get that? We only sold 3 of those things on ebay before they shut us down. Doesn't BP look cute with all that ooey gooey running down his chin?

I must say that due to the difficulty of obtaining this item (one could say that it is impossible) that this is indeed, a very powerful bid.
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12-22-2001, 09:15 AM

Well actually Aaron, the video I have is of Bone busting a nut (and probably dropping a few crabs) on YOUR face.
Like I said its a bootleg copy, you slept through the whole ordeal according to the tape, and I could never reveal my sources.

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12-22-2001, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by Lenny2:
Well actually Aaron, the video I have is of Bone busting a nut (and probably dropping a few crabs) on YOUR face.
Like I said its a bootleg copy, you slept through the whole ordeal according to the tape, and I could never reveal my sources.

Well now I know where you got it. That was the UK version and only one of those was ever sold. Bone sold it to a Tranny in Arkansas.
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12-22-2001, 03:00 PM

Originally posted by AaronM:
Well now I know where you got it. That was the UK version and only one of those was ever sold. Bone sold it to a Tranny in Arkansas.

Damn, now everyone knows I'm a tranny

BONE, you said it was a "discreet" transaction.....

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12-22-2001, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by Lenny2:
BONE, you said it was a "discreet" transaction.....

He lied. You fell for that shit? HA! I bet he also told you he would pull out, huh?
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12-22-2001, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by AaronM:
Say what you will about the Exttendo Penis Cream but it works.

If that penis cream was all that and a bag of chips ... it seems to me that there would be a whole whack of guys out there with one abnormally large hand too !!!

I'm glad I don't have to worry about measuring up

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12-23-2001, 01:39 AM

Originally posted by AaronM:
He lied. You fell for that shit? HA! I bet he also told you he would pull out, huh?

Yeah he also told me he loved me, he wouldn't come in my mouth, and that the check was in the mail

I was kind of hoping using that PO Box in Arkansas would help cover my tracks.

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08-23-2005, 04:53 AM

Is this the first thread ever?

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