Now on auction...
 

After the Vegas show, I will be auctioning off a pair of small nuts that we will be surgically removed (rusty spoon) from the Anal Hobbit after the Anal Hobbit photo shoot. I would like to start bidding on this auction now as a cheesy way of promoting the event before the show.

The opening bid has been offered by Rollin and is as follows:

3 condoms, slightly used
1 Copy of the new BSBoys album
A date with his 4 year old sister.


OK people, lets see how high this can go.

Bullshit inquiries only please!

I got this ol' leakin' waterjug...

OK, AMP has bumped the bid by adding his own penis. This may be hard to beat..(because it is so small)

I assume that you are also offering the same initial 3 items as Rollin, otherwise, your bid is pretty weak.

[This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 12-21-2001).]

hey aaron,
you forgot a few things...

i'll throw in:
used dildo from snows ass
dog collar warn by snow
Extendo Penis cream from Aaron's purse!

http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

whoops did i say purse?

shit aaron
the secret is out

YOU ARE A WOMAN!

um, ok... but what was the secret?

you mean everyone already knew you were a woman? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Ok, lets see what i got

Kleenex, slightly used from last time i got punched in the nose.

1 headless goat used for a game of goat ball (happens to be Afghanistan's national sport)

1 picture of Amp raping the headless goat.

Say what you will about the Exttendo Penis Cream but it works. I have tried to get Snow to use it but he refuses.

http://www.ampcontent.com/phoenix/mytat.jpg
http://www.ampcontent.com/phoenix/snowtat.jpg

you know
that name i made up is pretty good
i think i am gonna TM that and open penis cream sales site! thank you aaron!

Extendo Penis Cream

that is sweet!

Dude, that is just sick We have to draw a line somewhere. How dare you mention Afghanistan!

fuck

[This message has been edited by TheFLY (edited 12-21-2001).]

Double fuck!

Fix your post FLY

[This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 12-21-2001).]

almond rocca.
we need almond rocca

you were really really mean to your teacher http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Ok here is a really rare card that was hard for me to get... But I'll trade this Garbage Pail Kid for Anal Hobbit's nuts...

http://thefly.net/pumpaaron.jpg

Oh no. you asked for it buddy. This is gonna take some research time but I am gonna get you for that one.

Hehe... I've already seen the card. I'm just waiting for it!

Keep waiting. I have to go drive to Seattle for a party. I will find it tomorrow.

Arg...

http://thefly.net/pete-seat.jpg

Hmm, thanks for saving me the work.

this is really strange... I was looking for 3 slightly used condom's for SixNine's birthday...

If you could gift wrap, I would go $189.73 + shipping and handling.

Hmm, well, I had 365 used condoms...but...I had them made into a tire and sold it to a goodyear dealer.

I've got a bootleg copy of the Aaron Matthews/Boneprone facial video. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

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hmm, where did you get that? We only sold 3 of those things on ebay before they shut us down. Doesn't BP look cute with all that ooey gooey running down his chin?

I must say that due to the difficulty of obtaining this item (one could say that it is impossible) that this is indeed, a very powerful bid.

Well actually Aaron, the video I have is of Bone busting a nut (and probably dropping a few crabs) on YOUR face.
Like I said its a bootleg copy, you slept through the whole ordeal according to the tape, and I could never reveal my sources.


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Well now I know where you got it. That was the UK version and only one of those was ever sold. Bone sold it to a Tranny in Arkansas.

Damn, now everyone knows I'm a tranny http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/frown.gif

BONE, you said it was a "discreet" transaction.....


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He lied. You fell for that shit? HA! I bet he also told you he would pull out, huh?

If that penis cream was all that and a bag of chips ... it seems to me that there would be a whole whack of guys out there with one abnormally large hand too !!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif

I'm glad I don't have to worry about measuring up http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif



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The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family
I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples

Yeah he also told me he loved me, he wouldn't come in my mouth, and that the check was in the mail http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

I was kind of hoping using that PO Box in Arkansas would help cover my tracks.



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