Give me one reason why Ashlee Simpson should be this succesful - GoFuckYourself.com

Dirty F · 03-20-2005, 02:04 AM

Give me one...i cant find any.

FrankWhite · 03-20-2005, 02:04 AM

cuz she can ?

DarkJedi · 03-20-2005, 02:04 AM

Money talks.

Dirty F · 03-20-2005, 02:05 AM

Yes but why

Maximillion · 03-20-2005, 02:12 AM

Celebrity by association

WicKed NinJas · 03-20-2005, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Money talks.

No, this is the only reason she is successful, not why she should be.

Kevsh · 03-20-2005, 02:15 AM

You can scratch your head about a lot of celebrities in America: Oprah, William Hung, Paris, sis Jessica, Anna Nicole Smith among many others. In a country where stardom is so ridiculously coveted, a few mistakes are going to be made along the way.

Thankfully, in time the herd is usually trimmed. Then the fallen star goes on a crack-induced rampage to get back into the headlines.

clickhappy · 03-20-2005, 02:16 AM

she's the one who wrote those catchy songs. Anyone who cant sing can make money if they can write songs people can hum along to. I think Avril levigne has an awful singing voice but she writes catchy songs so she's loaded.

Jace · 03-20-2005, 02:19 AM

her sister

that is one VERY GOOD reason

sonofsam · 03-20-2005, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

her sister

that is one VERY GOOD reason

Hes right... thats a very HOT reason.... err.. i mean good

jonesy · 03-20-2005, 02:21 AM

she has big titties like her sister but hides them

gecko · 03-20-2005, 02:22 AM

Her sister, having the right hook ups... and looking above average.

Shoehorn! · 03-20-2005, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Give me one...i cant find any.

I can't think of any either.

IDBW-NOC · 03-20-2005, 02:39 AM

She has a pussy

fischi · 03-20-2005, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy

she's the one who wrote those catchy songs.

And all the girls that say 'i turned 18 last month' on 'their' websites are really 18.

SomeCreep · 03-20-2005, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Give me one...i cant find any.

One reason, her sister. Thats it.

BIGTYMER · 03-20-2005, 03:18 AM

Her sister has a name.

nico-t · 03-20-2005, 04:47 AM

her and her sister aint good looking

BRISK · 03-20-2005, 04:53 AM

If MTV decided to put a big steaming pile of shit on TV, I'm sure it would probably be successful.

ytcracker · 03-20-2005, 04:53 AM

she is an expert lip syncher

xlogger · 03-20-2005, 04:53 AM

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

pink_in_the_middle · 03-20-2005, 07:12 AM

Why should Jessica simpson be so successful?
Because they have some talent and alot of cash imo. Jessica is no better then Ashlee, they both have some good songs but overall they both suck lol. The only reason Jessica is famous is because of her bf Nick and her stupid reality show.

MandyBlake · 03-20-2005, 08:43 AM

because now music celebrity and fame is not based on talent. it's based on looks and crappy music.

Fake Nick · 03-20-2005, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by pink_in_the_middle

The only reason Jessica is famous is because of her bf Nick and her stupid reality show.

isn't it the other way around ? ? Nick lachet used to be on 98 degrees , a dumb boyband that never really took off internationally

Jessica Simpsons was much wider known than Nick before their show

their show and him being married with Jessica kept Nick from becoming an absolute nobody

korzon · 03-20-2005, 08:51 AM

hr mommy and daddy are smart

zentz · 03-20-2005, 08:54 AM

Pipecrew · 03-20-2005, 09:14 AM

The father of those two girls is a money grubbing whore.

The guy was a preacher, knows nothing about the music or television industry, yet he's the manager of both daughters, and executive producer on both television shows..

Dont you also think its funny that he is manager of Ryan Cabrera? Who is obviously gay, the only way they could get him into the show and exposed is via "ashlee's boyfriend"

And when the show is off, they are broken up, good excuse for when people see them with different people, when the show is back on, guess whose on every episode haha.

Peter Romero · 03-20-2005, 09:18 AM

Cause she's hot. End of story.

fl_prn_str · 03-20-2005, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Money talks.

so does havin a banging body......dont worry she will pose for playboy just like tiffany.....etc, etc in 10 to 20 when shes totally washed up...

Doctor Dre · 03-20-2005, 09:29 AM

Gimmie one reason why we even bother with paris hilton ?

Donny · 03-20-2005, 09:32 AM

she sucked the right dick

axelcat · 03-20-2005, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Maximillion

Celebrity by association

exactly..

MerlinK · 03-20-2005, 10:39 AM

Because of her dad -- haven't you noticed how he's always on the phone, and how the mom cares more about the money aspect of the girls' careers than the girls do?

-Merlin

mal · 03-20-2005, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by zentz

she has a weird looking nose

Sosa · 03-20-2005, 10:41 AM

because of her sister?

BlueQuartz · 03-20-2005, 10:52 AM

why in the fuckin world would anyone start a thread about ashlee simpson!!?!?!!?!

BlueQuartz · 03-20-2005, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by mal

she has a weird looking nose

you mean one of those noses between someones eyes and above their mouth

GODDAMIT SHES A FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAM

TDF · 03-20-2005, 10:57 AM

becauses shes white and young?

tungsten · 03-20-2005, 10:58 AM

because she is hot

Dax · 03-20-2005, 11:11 AM

Because she has great marketing... that is all that matters for this country.. and all u suckers.. good marketing sells! =)

hyperdrive · 03-20-2005, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by zentz

wow.. i think she's hot.. but.. she looks like a witch on this pic!

Corona · 03-20-2005, 11:22 AM

Because of her sisters popularity.

Not unique in this country. Look at the Baldwin brothers. There is only one who can act and about 4 more that got acting jobs that never would have without the name.

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clickhappy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,027	she's the one who wrote those catchy songs. Anyone who cant sing can make money if they can write songs people can hum along to. I think Avril levigne has an awful singing voice but she writes catchy songs so she's loaded.

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	her sister that is one VERY GOOD reason

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pink_in_the_middle Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: O Canada Posts: 4,503	Why should Jessica simpson be so successful? Because they have some talent and alot of cash imo. Jessica is no better then Ashlee, they both have some good songs but overall they both suck lol. The only reason Jessica is famous is because of her bf Nick and her stupid reality show. __________________ pinkysteph AT gmail DOT com I'm a native english speaker from Canada with a firm ass, excellent grammar and punctuation skills. If you're in need of text for your: blog, paysite galleries, DVD covers, image cropping, content purchasing, content insertion or anything else along these lines, please feel free to give me a shout. And I’m female to boot

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	The father of those two girls is a money grubbing whore. The guy was a preacher, knows nothing about the music or television industry, yet he's the manager of both daughters, and executive producer on both television shows.. Dont you also think its funny that he is manager of Ryan Cabrera? Who is obviously gay, the only way they could get him into the show and exposed is via "ashlee's boyfriend" And when the show is off, they are broken up, good excuse for when people see them with different people, when the show is back on, guess whose on every episode haha. Last edited by Pipecrew; 03-20-2005 at 09:17 AM..

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Dax Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,161	Because she has great marketing... that is all that matters for this country.. and all u suckers.. good marketing sells! =)

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Corona Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Third mall from the sun Posts: 2,185	Because of her sisters popularity. Not unique in this country. Look at the Baldwin brothers. There is only one who can act and about 4 more that got acting jobs that never would have without the name. __________________ I was looking for a job, and then I found a job And heaven knows I'm miserable now