Give me one reason why Ashlee Simpson should be this succesful
 

Give me one...i cant find any.

cuz she can ?

Money talks.

Yes but why

Celebrity by association

No, this is the only reason she is successful, not why she should be.

You can scratch your head about a lot of celebrities in America: Oprah, William Hung, Paris, sis Jessica, Anna Nicole Smith among many others. In a country where stardom is so ridiculously coveted, a few mistakes are going to be made along the way.

Thankfully, in time the herd is usually trimmed. Then the fallen star goes on a crack-induced rampage to get back into the headlines.

she's the one who wrote those catchy songs. Anyone who cant sing can make money if they can write songs people can hum along to. I think Avril levigne has an awful singing voice but she writes catchy songs so she's loaded.

her sister

that is one VERY GOOD reason

Hes right... thats a very HOT reason.... err.. i mean good :)

she has big titties like her sister but hides them

Her sister, having the right hook ups... and looking above average.

I can't think of any either.

She has a pussy

And all the girls that say 'i turned 18 last month' on 'their' websites are really 18. :winkwink:

One reason, her sister. Thats it.

Her sister has a name.

her and her sister aint good looking

If MTV decided to put a big steaming pile of shit on TV, I'm sure it would probably be successful.

she is an expert lip syncher

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Why should Jessica simpson be so successful?
Because they have some talent and alot of cash imo. Jessica is no better then Ashlee, they both have some good songs but overall they both suck lol. The only reason Jessica is famous is because of her bf Nick and her stupid reality show.

because now music celebrity and fame is not based on talent. it's based on looks and crappy music.

isn't it the other way around ? ? Nick lachet used to be on 98 degrees , a dumb boyband that never really took off internationally

Jessica Simpsons was much wider known than Nick before their show

their show and him being married with Jessica kept Nick from becoming an absolute nobody :2 cents:

hr mommy and daddy are smart

The father of those two girls is a money grubbing whore.

The guy was a preacher, knows nothing about the music or television industry, yet he's the manager of both daughters, and executive producer on both television shows..

Dont you also think its funny that he is manager of Ryan Cabrera? Who is obviously gay, the only way they could get him into the show and exposed is via "ashlee's boyfriend"

And when the show is off, they are broken up, good excuse for when people see them with different people, when the show is back on, guess whose on every episode haha.

Cause she's hot. End of story.

so does havin a banging body......dont worry she will pose for playboy just like tiffany.....etc, etc in 10 to 20 when shes totally washed up...

Gimmie one reason why we even bother with paris hilton ?

she sucked the right dick

exactly..

Because of her dad -- haven't you noticed how he's always on the phone, and how the mom cares more about the money aspect of the girls' careers than the girls do?

-Merlin

she has a weird looking nose

because of her sister?

why in the fuckin world would anyone start a thread about ashlee simpson!!?!?!!?!

you mean one of those noses between someones eyes and above their mouth

GODDAMIT SHES A FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







































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becauses shes white and young?

because she is hot :thumbsup

Because she has great marketing... that is all that matters for this country.. and all u suckers.. good marketing sells! =)

wow.. i think she's hot.. but.. she looks like a witch on this pic!

Because of her sisters popularity.

Not unique in this country. Look at the Baldwin brothers. There is only one who can act and about 4 more that got acting jobs that never would have without the name.