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Euro · 12-21-2001, 12:35 PM

Hello to all
I'm new here, and another designer. I can see that there's big debate about designers in global. I'm not spaming here, but if anyone is interested in really quality paysite design should contact me for portfolios. It's not cheap as those Turks, "limited campaign", but it's worth of it. Cheers
ICQ 144813963

Gary · 12-21-2001, 12:41 PM

Thank god, i was just telling someone how we need more designers on here pissing with each other so they can keep up with the hosting and dialer companies pissing with each other.

Welcome

Amputate Your Head · 12-21-2001, 12:43 PM

We designers do not "piss". We are of a higher order. We "flame".

Dirty F · 12-21-2001, 12:44 PM

Funny how every spammer lately starts the topic with "im not spamming"

Amputate Your Head · 12-21-2001, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss:
Funny how every spammer lately starts the topic with "im not spamming"

It's in the Spammers Training Manual.
Lesson #1: Always tell them up front that this is not spam. That will disarm them and lull them into your pitch."

Platinum Dave · 12-21-2001, 12:48 PM

I'm not spamming but...

hahha

buy this and sell this for me please.

designers are a dime a dozen... Everyone says they are high quality, your not gonna come in here and say, my work is shit, anyone want need some crap work done?

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Amputate Your Head · 12-21-2001, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Euro:
I'm not spaming here

You musta took that TV correspondence Learn-At-Home-In-Your-Spare-Time Spammers Course for $9.95, because fully licensed spammers never misspell "SPAM".

Euro · 12-21-2001, 12:57 PM

Amputate your head,
is there case when you're not mauling anyone?
Are you really so afraid of healthy competition. No, you're the best, you shouldn't worry about us, wankers!

quiet · 12-21-2001, 12:58 PM

that doesn't look like 'pissing' or 'flaming' - more like urination.

DrewKole · 12-21-2001, 01:01 PM

Atleast he has a site with a portfolio Euro... =)

Or atleast some examples.

You got an ICQ #... woopty frickin do

Amputate Your Head · 12-21-2001, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Euro:
Amputate your head,
is there case when you're not mauling anyone?

No... not really... I enjoy it actually. I LIVE for it. It's my life. Well, at least in between coffee reloads. What's the use of having big sharp claws if you're just gonna pick daisies with 'em?

Quote:

Are you really so afraid of healthy competition.

Nope... not at all. I'm actually pretty secure with my manhood.

Quote:

No, you're the best, you shouldn't worry about us, wankers!

You said it... not me. (I know you'd like to hold on to that dream too, but really... aren't you giving yourself just a little much credit there? Do you honestly think I'm sitting here fretting over you?)

Euro · 12-21-2001, 01:10 PM

Oh sorry, but if I was spaMMing I would rather leave my portfolio than just ICQ#.

DrewKole · 12-21-2001, 01:13 PM

You're spamming either way, why not be the best spammer you can be?

Amputate Your Head · 12-21-2001, 01:25 PM

Euro, first things first: Go Fuck Yourself.

Now, here's the skinny... I've seen a thousand designers come and go since I made my very first graphic back in '94. So no... I'm not threatened by your sudden appearance in any way, shape, or form. I think competition is great. Most of it only makes me look better anyway.

I don't claim to be the best. Maybe on my site I do, but as it was said, who the hell is gonna say they suck? There are plenty of guys who's work I admire. I'm not gonna start listing names cuz it would go on for days... if you're really a designer and not just another kid with a bootleg copy of Photoshop, you would understand that.

You would also understand, as designers do, better than non-designers, that it isn't a question of who is "the best" in this field. Everyone has different styles. Same as artists that use paint. One person may think my shit is the greatest thing since hookers, while another guy hates it.

So chill.

And if you've lurked around long enough to know that I will maul just about anyone for anything, then you know that I certainly am not giving you some special "I feel threatened" treatment. I do this to break up the monotony of work.

Hate to reduce it to this, but you're just another play toy for me.

And as I've always said... action speaks a helluva lot louder than words. So when you start crankin' out somethin' that looks respectable, then I will begin to take you seriously. But not before... and no cheating... don't be scanning some magazine ad for CocaCola and saying you did it now... (finger waggling...)

...time for a coffee reload.

onlyreal · 12-21-2001, 01:58 PM

eheh at least we have group
the turks

ehehe
Onlyreal
Proud member of The Turks Family
myhaha

Quote:

Originally posted by Euro:
Hello to all
I'm new here, and another designer. I can see that there's big debate about designers in global. I'm not spaming here, but if anyone is interested in really quality paysite design should contact me for portfolios. It's not cheap as those Turks, "limited campaign", but it's worth of it. Cheers
ICQ 144813963

yys · 12-21-2001, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
...time for a coffee reload.[/B]

It's Friday afternoon now, shouldn't the coffee reloads have been replaced with alcohol reloads

Amputate Your Head · 12-21-2001, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by yys:
It's Friday afternoon now, shouldn't the coffee reloads have been replaced with alcohol reloads

(sssshhhhh.... it's IN the coffee...)

spacedog · 12-21-2001, 02:09 PM

Quote:

because fully licensed spammers never misspell "SPAM".

Hahahaha...LOL..

Lmfao..

How does one get this special spammers license

... I spilled beer all over my keyboard...

Amputate Your Head · 12-21-2001, 02:11 PM

Spam College.

Rocky · 12-21-2001, 03:04 PM

hell and i thought i was your special play toy Amp

really feeling disappointed

anywho, would someone pass the goat

don't you hate it when people bogard the goat

Phiber · 12-21-2001, 03:42 PM

When will we see something more upfront?

Hi, I'm not a adesigner but I'm spamming...

lol

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Amputate Your Head · 12-21-2001, 05:24 PM

Hey, come on now Euro.... I didn't scare ya off that easy did I? That would be, like, a record or somethin'... i think... or somethin'...

Euro · 12-22-2001, 10:07 AM

Well I'm not some fat arse tosser who's sitting by his PC whole bloody day, so I have to sleep sometimes?

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 12-22-2001, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rocky:

don't you hate it when people bogard the goat

Bwahahahahahaha

Ummmm ... no ...

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sinmaster · 12-22-2001, 10:55 AM

Hey amp, is this a good example of what I should have done for my first post???

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ez12 · 12-22-2001, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss:
Funny how every spammer lately starts the topic with "im not spamming"

funny indeed

12-21-2001, 12:35 PM	#1
Euro Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 6	New around here, another designer Hello to all I'm new here, and another designer. I can see that there's big debate about designers in global. I'm not spaming here, but if anyone is interested in really quality paysite design should contact me for portfolios. It's not cheap as those Turks, "limited campaign", but it's worth of it. Cheers ICQ 144813963

12-21-2001, 12:41 PM	#2
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Thank god, i was just telling someone how we need more designers on here pissing with each other so they can keep up with the hosting and dialer companies pissing with each other. Welcome

12-21-2001, 12:43 PM	#3
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	We designers do not "piss". We are of a higher order. We "flame".

12-21-2001, 12:44 PM	#4
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Funny how every spammer lately starts the topic with "im not spamming"

12-21-2001, 12:48 PM	#6
Platinum Dave Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,441	I'm not spamming but... hahha buy this and sell this for me please. designers are a dime a dozen... Everyone says they are high quality, your not gonna come in here and say, my work is shit, anyone want need some crap work done? ------------------ Platinum Bucks Platinum Dialers Cash4Blind VP, Marketing & Operations

12-21-2001, 12:57 PM	#8
Euro Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 6	Amputate your head, is there case when you're not mauling anyone? Are you really so afraid of healthy competition. No, you're the best, you shouldn't worry about us, wankers!

12-21-2001, 12:58 PM	#9
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	that doesn't look like 'pissing' or 'flaming' - more like urination.

12-21-2001, 01:01 PM	#10
DrewKole Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,193	Atleast he has a site with a portfolio Euro... =) Or atleast some examples. You got an ICQ #... woopty frickin do

12-21-2001, 01:10 PM	#12
Euro Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 6	Oh sorry, but if I was spaMMing I would rather leave my portfolio than just ICQ#.

12-21-2001, 01:13 PM	#13
DrewKole Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,193	You're spamming either way, why not be the best spammer you can be?

12-21-2001, 01:25 PM	#14
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Euro, first things first: Go Fuck Yourself. Now, here's the skinny... I've seen a thousand designers come and go since I made my very first graphic back in '94. So no... I'm not threatened by your sudden appearance in any way, shape, or form. I think competition is great. Most of it only makes me look better anyway. I don't claim to be the best. Maybe on my site I do, but as it was said, who the hell is gonna say they suck? There are plenty of guys who's work I admire. I'm not gonna start listing names cuz it would go on for days... if you're really a designer and not just another kid with a bootleg copy of Photoshop, you would understand that. You would also understand, as designers do, better than non-designers, that it isn't a question of who is "the best" in this field. Everyone has different styles. Same as artists that use paint. One person may think my shit is the greatest thing since hookers, while another guy hates it. So chill. And if you've lurked around long enough to know that I will maul just about anyone for anything, then you know that I certainly am not giving you some special "I feel threatened" treatment. I do this to break up the monotony of work. Hate to reduce it to this, but you're just another play toy for me. And as I've always said... action speaks a helluva lot louder than words. So when you start crankin' out somethin' that looks respectable, then I will begin to take you seriously. But not before... and no cheating... don't be scanning some magazine ad for CocaCola and saying you did it now... (finger waggling...) ...time for a coffee reload.

12-21-2001, 02:11 PM	#19
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Spam College.

12-21-2001, 03:04 PM	#20
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	hell and i thought i was your special play toy Amp really feeling disappointed anywho, would someone pass the goat don't you hate it when people bogard the goat

12-21-2001, 03:42 PM	#21
Phiber Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 137	When will we see something more upfront? Hi, I'm not a adesigner but I'm spamming... lol ------------------ IT TAKES 40 MUSCELS TO BITCHSLAP AN ADMIN Make up to 75% recurring! Sweetblondie.com

12-21-2001, 05:24 PM	#22
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Hey, come on now Euro.... I didn't scare ya off that easy did I? That would be, like, a record or somethin'... i think... or somethin'...

12-22-2001, 10:07 AM	#23
Euro Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 6	Well I'm not some fat arse tosser who's sitting by his PC whole bloody day, so I have to sleep sometimes?

12-22-2001, 10:55 AM	#25
sinmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Oregon Posts: 376	Hey amp, is this a good example of what I should have done for my first post??? ------------------ <A HREF="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=903227&PA=111672&HTML=http://www.sunnydollars.com" TARGET=_blank> SunnyDollars-Niche programs</A>