If you were a cartoon character... - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 03-17-2005, 11:37 PM

1. Wherever you go and whatever you do, there will always be music playing in the background. That music will change according to your actions or emotions. (i.e. travelling, fear, joy etc...)

2. Just before you go to run somewhere, you will hover for a moment in the air as your feet pick up speed. Then, when your feet do touch the ground, you will take off leaving a puff of smoke accompanied by the sound of a gunshot or speeding race car.

3. If you run into a wall, your body outline will be left behind if you make it through, or you will leave a perfect impression of yourself on the other side if you don't.

4. If you run off a cliff, you will keep going and will not fall unless you stop, look down, and realize you are standing mid air. Remember to scream on the way down. AAAAaaaaaahhh!

5. When you do hit the ground, you will again leave a perfect body outline as you plunge about six feet into into the dirt or floor. Bonus points if you are in a multi level building and fall through each floor.

6. If you get flattened, you can easily recover by blowing into your thumb and re-inflating yourself back to normal size. You can also reinflate with a pump, but be carefull not to over inflate or you will pop and fly around the room when someone pricks you with a pin.

7. You will never have to worry about doing laundry as you will only wear one outfit. Chances are you will have a closet with hundreds more identical shirts, pants, or dresses in case something happens to damage or stain your clothes. If you don't wear clothes, change that to fur or feathers. (think Foghorn Leghorn)

8. If you take a blow to the head from items such as a frying pan or anvil, birds or stars will circle above your head. The great thing is there will be no concussion.

9. Your eyes will always be visible, even in total darkness. That way others will always know where you are.

10. Your skeleton will be seen when hundreds of volts of electricity pass through you.

11. When something surprises you, your eyes will pop out of their sockets and grow to 10 times normal size.

12. When something frightens you, your skeleton will leap out of your body and run away leaving your skin in a heap on the floor.

13. When there is a monster behind you, your companion will not be able to warn you with anything more than incoherant babbling. You can easily check by feeling the creature's face without looking back. It won't do anything until you actually look it in the eye.

14. Like Homer Simpson or Fred Flintstone, if you are a big fat guy your wife will always be thin and hot regardless of how many children she's had.

15. If you're a guy and you see a hot woman, your face will morph into that of a wolf, your tongue will hang out, you'll howl and or whistle loudly and your right foot will rapidly stomp on the floor.

16. If you are shot, you can easily locate the bullet holes by taking a drink.

17. Acme will endorse every hairbrained, half-witted scheme you attempt.

18. You will only have minor burns when the stick of T.N.T you're holding goes off.

19. If you are being chased, you can always paint a hole or opening in a wall to hide in.

20. Whatever you need you will always be able to reach behind you and grab, such as flowers, an over sized mallet, a gun, or even a flame thrower.

S P A N N O W · 03-17-2005, 11:42 PM

Sign me up for that!

I'd finally be able to hit Jessica Rabbit, Cheetara, and the Ghost in the Shell chick!

SteveLightspeed · 03-17-2005, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

Sign me up for that!

I'd finally be able to hit Jessica Rabbit, Cheetara, and the Ghost in the Shell chick!

I'd do Betty Rubble and Judy Jetson

SteveLightspeed · 03-17-2005, 11:46 PM

My personal favorite

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Originally Posted by Lightspeed

17. Acme will endorse every hairbrained, half-witted scheme you attempt.

Spunky · 03-17-2005, 11:49 PM

I wanna be Yosemite Sam and catch that roadrunner

CynthiaB · 03-17-2005, 11:51 PM

Everything I've learned in life I learned from watching cartoons.

Cyn

S P A N N O W · 03-17-2005, 11:55 PM

Oh yeah and the girl from Heavy Metal too!!!

pornguy · 03-17-2005, 11:56 PM

I'd guess that you just watched Who framed Roger Rabbit

S P A N N O W · 03-17-2005, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I'd guess that you just watched Who framed Roger Rabbit

No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

Spunky · 03-17-2005, 11:59 PM

Or maybe Elmer Fudd and fuck Wilma Flintstone or Judy Jetson

$5 submissions · 03-18-2005, 12:00 AM

I'm surprised ACME hasn't been sued by those products liability lawyers out in California yet ;)

wargames · 03-18-2005, 12:01 AM

I would love to be Bugs Bunny and fuck Lola Bunny hard.

CynthiaB · 03-18-2005, 12:03 AM

If I could be a cartoon character, I'd be Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle, only I'd do it my way, not Boris' way and I'd finally get that Moose and Squirrel!

Cyn

TORTOISE · 03-18-2005, 12:04 AM

l,d love to be road runner so l could just run around all day going bleep,bleep

pornguy · 03-18-2005, 12:12 AM

Actually I alread have most all of those things happen for me.

03-17-2005, 11:37 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	If you were a cartoon character... 1. Wherever you go and whatever you do, there will always be music playing in the background. That music will change according to your actions or emotions. (i.e. travelling, fear, joy etc...) 2. Just before you go to run somewhere, you will hover for a moment in the air as your feet pick up speed. Then, when your feet do touch the ground, you will take off leaving a puff of smoke accompanied by the sound of a gunshot or speeding race car. 3. If you run into a wall, your body outline will be left behind if you make it through, or you will leave a perfect impression of yourself on the other side if you don't. 4. If you run off a cliff, you will keep going and will not fall unless you stop, look down, and realize you are standing mid air. Remember to scream on the way down. AAAAaaaaaahhh! 5. When you do hit the ground, you will again leave a perfect body outline as you plunge about six feet into into the dirt or floor. Bonus points if you are in a multi level building and fall through each floor. 6. If you get flattened, you can easily recover by blowing into your thumb and re-inflating yourself back to normal size. You can also reinflate with a pump, but be carefull not to over inflate or you will pop and fly around the room when someone pricks you with a pin. 7. You will never have to worry about doing laundry as you will only wear one outfit. Chances are you will have a closet with hundreds more identical shirts, pants, or dresses in case something happens to damage or stain your clothes. If you don't wear clothes, change that to fur or feathers. (think Foghorn Leghorn) 8. If you take a blow to the head from items such as a frying pan or anvil, birds or stars will circle above your head. The great thing is there will be no concussion. 9. Your eyes will always be visible, even in total darkness. That way others will always know where you are. 10. Your skeleton will be seen when hundreds of volts of electricity pass through you. 11. When something surprises you, your eyes will pop out of their sockets and grow to 10 times normal size. 12. When something frightens you, your skeleton will leap out of your body and run away leaving your skin in a heap on the floor. 13. When there is a monster behind you, your companion will not be able to warn you with anything more than incoherant babbling. You can easily check by feeling the creature's face without looking back. It won't do anything until you actually look it in the eye. 14. Like Homer Simpson or Fred Flintstone, if you are a big fat guy your wife will always be thin and hot regardless of how many children she's had. 15. If you're a guy and you see a hot woman, your face will morph into that of a wolf, your tongue will hang out, you'll howl and or whistle loudly and your right foot will rapidly stomp on the floor. 16. If you are shot, you can easily locate the bullet holes by taking a drink. 17. Acme will endorse every hairbrained, half-witted scheme you attempt. 18. You will only have minor burns when the stick of T.N.T you're holding goes off. 19. If you are being chased, you can always paint a hole or opening in a wall to hide in. 20. Whatever you need you will always be able to reach behind you and grab, such as flowers, an over sized mallet, a gun, or even a flame thrower. __________________ Abra-cadabra!

03-17-2005, 11:42 PM	#2
S P A N N O W Everywhere You Wanna Be! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 11,941	Sign me up for that! I'd finally be able to hit Jessica Rabbit, Cheetara, and the Ghost in the Shell chick! __________________ Ambush

03-17-2005, 11:49 PM	#5
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	I wanna be Yosemite Sam and catch that roadrunner __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

03-17-2005, 11:55 PM	#7
S P A N N O W Everywhere You Wanna Be! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 11,941	Oh yeah and the girl from Heavy Metal too!!! __________________ Ambush

03-17-2005, 11:56 PM	#8
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	I'd guess that you just watched Who framed Roger Rabbit __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

03-17-2005, 11:51 PM	#6
CynthiaB Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The OC Posts: 1,274	Everything I've learned in life I learned from watching cartoons. Cyn

03-17-2005, 11:59 PM	#10
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Or maybe Elmer Fudd and fuck Wilma Flintstone or Judy Jetson __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

03-18-2005, 12:00 AM	#11
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	I'm surprised ACME hasn't been sued by those products liability lawyers out in California yet ;) __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

03-18-2005, 12:01 AM	#12
wargames Kliris Join Date: May 2003 Location: ca Posts: 10,423	I would love to be Bugs Bunny and fuck Lola Bunny hard. __________________ ICQ 212-115-582 Email Steve at Vas Media Group .com

03-18-2005, 12:03 AM	#13
CynthiaB Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The OC Posts: 1,274	If I could be a cartoon character, I'd be Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle, only I'd do it my way, not Boris' way and I'd finally get that Moose and Squirrel! Cyn

03-18-2005, 12:04 AM	#14
TORTOISE Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: LONDON/MONTREAL Posts: 734	l,d love to be road runner so l could just run around all day going bleep,bleep

03-18-2005, 12:12 AM	#15
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	Actually I alread have most all of those things happen for me. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!