spacedog

Unappreciative bastard..
Adult.com sends you a gift as a gesture of thanks for participating in their program(s) & you bitch about it..
How ungrateful of you..Adult.com spent money to have those clocks made, as well as postage..and you have the audacity to throw it away!!! Privacy &/or confidentiality should not be an issue here..I'm pretty damn sure that the clock arrived in plain packaging..RIGHT! It was YOU that disclosed its contents to others..NOT ADULT.com..
I would have been delighted to receive a clock in the mail & would NOT have bitched & pissed & moaned about it!! If you were an auto mechanic, snap on tools would have sent you a calendar of bikini babes on cars..etc..or other items with snap on logo..etc..

In whatever business you do, you're suppliers/vendors/partners/associates, etc give you stuff that has their name or service mark on it..this generally is indicative of your profession...(You usually see these in peoples offices..) So, adult.com has the same principle as 99% of all the other types of companies..Give gifts of thanks to those that do business with you..
Hopefully that nice clock would be on someone's wall/desk & a customer/friend/relative/client of the clock owner would see it & say.."Hmm..Nice clock..Who's Adult.com" Then the clock owner would tell him about AP, Internet eraser, GFY..& so on..Later, maybe that person goes to Adult.com & signs up for some programs..maybe he/she becomes a member of GFY..Maybe if that clock was on YOUR wall..YOUR friends would JOIN under YOUR referral link!!!!

Get real..The whole principal behind adult.com sending you that clock makes PERFECT business sense, as well as productivity..

Hell...If my site was HOT FUCK SLUTS & I had 10,000 pens made up that say "See HOT FUCK SLUTS @ www.hotfucksluts.com & gave them to business associates, friends, family, STRANGERS..I would get MORE visits..

GET WITH THE PROGRAM!!

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DarkJedi

Actually, I'd love to get such poster

kittykat69

Me too - when are you sending those out??!!!

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DialerNET

I have a scan of my willy somewhere.
You want that?
It's very nice. Juicy yet firm.
Quite an impressive site too.. Women are always telling me I have a big head.
oh oh oh! And when you stretch the foreskin out and pee through it, it can whistle the tune of "Advance Australia Fair".
Patriotic lil bugger. Even stands for the anthem sometimes. Depending on who's singing it.

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Slick

spacedog took the words right out of my mouth. I think that it was a great gift and it did come in a plainly marked box.

Lensman ALWAYS shows his appreciation of us, sending us nice gifts and all that you can do is complain. Hell, I get better gifts from Lens than I did working my old full time job for 6 years.

Fuck, I'm an adult webmaster and proud of it. I live in a smaller area where it's pretty much unheard of making a living being an adult webmaster and people keep hounding me to get them in. If you're ashamed for what you do, then maybe you should get out of the business or at least keep your thoughts of ungreatfulness to yourself.

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.

doeser

are on dvd-players who are to win, url's aswell??
LOL
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i understand him,since i got a christmas-card from an fetish-sponsor,but not to my given adress,i got it to my home directly.
(to the wire-adress.....)


now my postman has allways a smile on his face since then,i guess he enjoyed to read it,and visited at the evening the url who was printed on the back.
lol

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Sleepy

Im not sticking up for this guy. The clock
came in an unmarked box so its no big deal.
BUT.. I can say I understand the paranoia.
Where I live half the state has porn and
head shops everywhere. The other half is
monitored by an anti-porn coalition. Those
fuckers will burn your house to the ground if
they know you sell porn.

I know a guy who was doing VHS video for main
stream companies and sometimes r-rated video.
The "anit-porn coalition" would approach his
kids when they got off the school bus. Last
Christmas they were picketing in front of his
home. In the end, they burnt his house and
studio to the ground. They also burnt down
three strip clubs in the middle of the night.

What God wants, God gets, God help us all..

[This message has been edited by Sleepy (edited 12-18-2001).]

Slick

Sleepy, I'll have to agree with you to an extent. I'm sure that if the wrong religious group knew what I was doing, I wouldn't doubt that they'd be outside my door. Hell, you should see them down at the newer Planned Parenthood office that's downtown. They're out there all the time with their big abortion pics, which is really nasty. There's a HUGE battle over that place in town here.

Anyways, getting back on track here. I guess that what this all boils down to is that it was a Christmas gift that he complained about. When someone gives you a gift, even if you don't like it, you say "wow, that's just what I wanted", not go behind their backs and complain about it.

Sure, some people might not like adult related items in their house, but I can tell you that being an adult webmaster, I have things in my house that are much more adult related than a clock that says adult.com. I actually like neat gifts that are related to my work.

What would he do if he got a GoFuckYourself shirt in the mail ??? he he he.

fantasyc

My thoughts exactly...

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Yep, that'll do!!

Send to : [email protected]

...and I promise I won't post it on this board ...

FreeOnes

I got a clock from my webhost, but the hours pointer doesn't work

GKK come on send me your clock and make me happy.

By the way why is everybody giving clocks away as gift this year ??

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Just wait till you win a DVD player for this post and we put GO FUCK YOURSELF.com all over that bad boy!!!

FreeOnes

Is the serie "Anal Adventures" included with that DVD player ?

Eric

Yes you get that and Rectal Wreckers!!!

Kimmykim

Is this really a thread?

Amputate Your Head

That's pretty shitty man.... bitching about a GIFT. Jesus... the box is unmarked, PLUS it's got their addy and business name on it, so if you're ever gotten a check from them, you knew damn well who it was from.

I can certainly understand that you may be a weasely little perverted fuck who is ashamed and embarrassed about what you do and need to hide your porn from your mother, but ya know.... it's a GIFT.

If you don't want it, don't like it, don't need it, or generally just don't wanna know what time it is... throw it out or send it back or give it to someone else....

but I know I was taught waaaaay back when I was a little head, that ya don't go back to the person who gave you that shitty sweater vest and complain to them about it. Even if it was that stinky old aunt that no one likes.

You need to learn some fucking manners dude.

Tam

Big HEAD, not big dick......... HUGE difference there babe.

j/k
rotfl

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GKK,

Aren't you the guy who lives in Japan? I believe the Japanese culture is pretty open on sexuality.

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Minte

Whats all this about you guys getting clocks?
All he sent me was a 911 Twin Turbo!!!!

Cheshire

If I were living a lie like gkk is, I know for damn sure that I'd check who each parcel and envelope came from before I opened it in front of anyone.
Having been one of the lucky few here to HAND WRITE a few hundred of those customs labels I can assure everyone that the same company which appears on those lovely Adult.com checks is also visibly printed in the upper left hand corner of each clock parcel.
But this one, who is so eager and quick to deposit those checks is also too (edited for content) eager and quick to go on a rant.

Aussie Rebel

KittyKat69 Send me the nude pics of you, I live in Oz so it will save you postage

And gkk stop fuckin crying!! if you dont like how the ADULT biz is run , go and sell AVON products? Some people are just fucked in the head,
Aussie Rebel

GTS Mark

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Hehe I was just thinking would'nt it be funny if this was the longest post of the week and Lens had to give him the PDA or DVD!!!!???

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So how do we get this ilusive clock?



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BradShaw

Where is my clock?

NightLizard

Hey Lens, thanks for the clock, it is very nice! ignore this guy although I see his point

Amputate Your Head

You have to send 7000 hits per day before they will consider mailing you one, but then you need to BE somebody that will enhance the experience of the other clock posessors.... and then send in $300 bucks.

Rip

You have to be imaginative

1. place said clock on work bench

2. undo two phillips screws holding mount

3. go out and buy a dremel hobby grinder

4. take fine sanding disc, mount on above dremel

5. sand off adult.com label

6. go out and buy a can of flat black spray paint

7. spray freshly sanded area with black paint to suit

8. let dry

9. remount clock, this time with the mount reversed so that the internet eraser logo is facing forward instead of backward

10. be the envy of all your friends with your new hi-tech quartz clock... and maybe even get some of them to sign up under the internet eraser program



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MrBrian

i wonder if you'll take the dvd player and toss it in the trash too. i havent gotten my clock. but, im kinda hoping to get one of those roasted turkeys

Hooper

I got mine with a holiday subscription to sports illustrated.

Nedder

>>I got a clock from my webhost, but the hours pointer doesn't work <<

Your host uses that clock to achieve 100% uptime

Nz

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So folklore has it ... many of Brad's lady friends have been heard expressing "SIMILAR" sentiments ...

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Shianna

As long as the box came confidential in the mail I wouldn't have a problem. The mail men don't need to know what I do.

As far as the people here who hide what they do from their spouses that's a different story. If you have to hide what you do from them then maybe you need to get a different job. And if you have children that you are worried about finding out what you do then you should be working out of an office or at least have a P.O. Box where you can have that stuff sent to so the kids don't find it!

FATPad

Posting to help gkk get a DVD player.

ED

Also helping gkk get a new DVD player.
i wanna see gkk explain where he got his new DVD player from.
It would be SOOO awesome if it said adult.com on it.
Would he be happy ?

TheFLY

All jokes aside. I think he does make the important point that sending mail unmarked is important to a many people... maybe someone has young kids and they want to keep this side of their life private...?

I was *pissed* that Clicks magazine or AVN (I forgot exactly the magazines) started sending webmaster porno mags to my *home* address. I never asked for that shit -- some fucker sold my address to them -- they just started sending these mags to me at my fucking home address (not my PO BOX). Later when I moved out of that apartment (and one of my good friends moved in) -- she started getting all these webmaster porno magazines with name on them (even after I called to tell them to stop mailing those fucking magazines). She knows my business -- but do her parents, sorority sisters, landlord, etc. need to know my business? We choose to disclose certain things to certain people based upon our relationship with them. Unfortunately the postal system is not as private as email. What if her mom is visiting and finds the magazine in the mail? I personally don't care so much -- but I would rather be friends with her mom without her looming fantasy of my computer screen spooge. I'm not complaining about the clock -- I'm just making a point that privacy should be a consideration.

Kimmykim

True, true.

gkk

TheFly hit it spot on! That was the point I was trying to make from the start, only it got all buried because I was angry then (but quickly cooled down as you hopefully saw from my later posts)

And if I win the DVD, folks, I *honestly* DON'T want it, thanks!

On the other hand, if I were to win the InternetEraser car, I might have a rethink...

whoreans

give me the clock then i would love to have another one

Ludedude

I think those cars have ADULT.COM painted on the hood, doors and trunk in day-glo orange paint. Oh, and you can't paint over it


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Oh shit, what is it you do? We're sleeping together and I don't know LOL

Shianna

Hey baby I've been keeping it a secret. I'm a porno webmistress. How do you think I've been able to buy you all those nice gifts. You still Luv me? hehehe

Squishy

This thread has caused me to take off my pants and gyrate.

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magnatique

Kitty, please don't send me such a package.

and please don't look at my domain magnatique.com to find my adress!

magnatique

Now that I think of it, getting such a mail would be the shit LOL

go ahead kitty if you want

lol