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Old 03-16-2005, 07:36 PM   #1
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Help Wth Hiccups

I can't shake these damn hiccups..tried drinking water and I'm bloated,held my breath and I almost passed out
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Old 03-16-2005, 07:37 PM   #2
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smell the palm of your hand for 7 seconds in one breath.. always works for me
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Old 03-16-2005, 07:38 PM   #3
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Old 03-16-2005, 07:39 PM   #4
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Take a deep breathe, hold it. Close your eyes. Imagine Abraham Lincoln's face on a $5 bill until you can't hold it any more...
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Old 03-16-2005, 07:40 PM   #5
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Have someone offer to pay your $2000.00 and mean it.

My old high school Bio teacher used to whip out a $100 every time someone would have the hiccups in class, and tell them if they did it again, he'd float em a crisp one. In 4 years, he never had to pay up.

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Old 03-16-2005, 07:41 PM   #6
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Take a deep breathe, hold it. Close your eyes. Imagine Abraham Lincoln's face on a $5 bill until you can't hold it any more...
I have a Canadian bill with the Queen on it..
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Old 03-16-2005, 07:42 PM   #7
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Gargle some salt water, or eat a banana.
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Old 03-16-2005, 07:45 PM   #8
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Old 03-16-2005, 07:58 PM   #9
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try drinking a glass of water and then try to piss afterwards
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.....and then try to piss afterwards
got the visual of a man pissing while having the hiccups, not pretty!

anyways, you're not supposed to DRINK the water really, you're supposed to constantly SIP the water while regulating your breathing. its not water that cures it, its the gulping (which regualtes breathing normally again) thats the cure.
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take breaths as deep as you can. Your body is trying to get air. Feed it.
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Old 03-16-2005, 08:23 PM   #13
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Screw it..I'll drink a case of beer and burp them out
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Old 03-16-2005, 08:24 PM   #14
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Plugging your ears with your fingers for about 20 seconds can halt hiccups, says Dev Mehta, M.D., a gastroenterologist at Hahnemann University Hospital in Philadelphia. This remedy, reported in the medical journal Lancet, operates on the theory that sticking your fingers in your ears temporarily short-circuits the vagus nerve, which controls hiccuping. That, in turn, interrupts the hiccup cycle.
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Old 03-16-2005, 08:25 PM   #15
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Drink glass of water out of the wrong side of the glass... drink from the edge furthest from you

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Old 03-16-2005, 08:26 PM   #16
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By the way apparently pulling on your tongue or triggering your gag reflex will also relax the vagus nerve causing it. I would go for the tongue pull since gaging is nasty.
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i was told this and didnt believe till i tried it. a big mouth of sugar. it works for me every time.
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FFS i just read all the other posts. we're all nuts!
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Old 03-16-2005, 08:29 PM   #20
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By the way apparently pulling on your tongue or triggering your gag reflex will also relax the vagus nerve causing it. I would go for the tongue pull since gaging is nasty.
I 'll wind up puking..I drank too much water ...that would be nasty puking and the hiccups at the same time..I'll stick to plugging my ears
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or... someone told me to eat 5 soda crackers without drinking water. It worked when I tried it.
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