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12-10-2001, 11:55 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Caption Contest
Let's hear em people... Funniest caption of the week gets a free set of pics. Contest ends December 17th.
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12-11-2001, 12:01 AM
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All Things RealityCash
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Thanks for the Ex-Lax dude, my buddy has to shit real BAD!
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12-11-2001, 12:05 AM
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU can't handle the truth.
Yeah! You can't HANDLE the truth. OR... GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF HERE, can't anybody take a shit in peace?!? [This message has been edited by jimmy3way (edited 12-10-2001).] |
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12-11-2001, 12:12 AM
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After a night of drunken gay sex, Superhero Boneprone and his trusty sidekick Dank... vow to fight the continuing spread of crabs commonly found in gay nightclub bathrooms.
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12-11-2001, 12:14 AM
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oh shit.. I can already see that this is gonna be a tough contest. Jimmy, you were there for Christ's sake. Come up with something better.
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12-11-2001, 12:15 AM
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I wasn't there, I was putting the make on the panty droppers down on the dance floor.
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12-11-2001, 12:28 AM
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Not content with fisting billy and leaving him with a permenant grimace of pain, Joe forced passers by to sniff his hand "or you're next"
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12-11-2001, 01:07 AM
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Come on fuckers, show some respect for the belly dancer.
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12-11-2001, 01:43 AM
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"Power Puff Fags"
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12-11-2001, 02:48 AM
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stop looking at his ass-gut, or im gonna drop yer ass
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12-11-2001, 03:01 AM
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" OH MY GOD THAT GUY IS DRINKING KEYSTONE LIGHT!!"
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12-11-2001, 03:30 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Why has this slipped back to page 2? Come on folks. I need more suggestions.
Give me sick and twisted if you like. Just make them funny. |
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12-11-2001, 03:32 PM
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
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12-11-2001, 03:42 PM
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12-11-2001, 03:43 PM
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I think they been watching the SOPRANOS!
hehehe Terry |
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12-11-2001, 03:44 PM
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Snow's Parole Officer
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"PORNSUITE'S A DICK.....FUCK YOU, NO HE'S NOT!!!! HEY GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE!"
I personally agree with the first guy. |
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12-11-2001, 03:45 PM
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Looking California
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....and then he shouted " GO GO Gadget Beer Gut" and that was the last thing I remember.
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12-11-2001, 03:50 PM
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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ElvisManson's is by far the funniest.
------------------ <A HREF="http://www.soulcash.com/content.htm?sc9redshoe" TARGET=_blank>13,000 free pics and videos Join SoulCash Now! BraveGirls.com is converting 1:210</A> <A HREF="http://www.usexfan.com/webmasters/moneymaker/" TARGET=_blank>  </A> BoneProne Family Member |
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12-11-2001, 03:50 PM
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"AND THIS IS THE FIST I USED ON FADES MOM". The stench causing even drunk Italians to cringe. |
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12-11-2001, 04:09 PM
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"I broke my damn finger in his fat fucking belly button...now he's going to pick my ass after I cut some beer farts!"
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12-11-2001, 04:09 PM
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my god! he's got my dick in his hand!
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12-11-2001, 04:16 PM
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Soccer Hooligan? I got ya soccer hooligan RIGHT HERE!
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12-11-2001, 04:17 PM
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There can be only one
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Isn't that Billy Joe from Green Day?
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12-11-2001, 04:38 PM
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I also like, "Do you gotta poop like he's gotta poop? Cause I'm telling you...he's really gotta poop."
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12-11-2001, 04:44 PM
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Hey 'Amputate Your Head' Billy Joe may be depressed and has put on a few kilos but he ain't that fat...
P.S - Have you bought International Super Hits by Green Day? - Fucking Treeeeemendous!!! Terry |
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12-11-2001, 04:45 PM
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"Would you stop playing HERCULES and full my fucking finger Dude ?!? It won't come out ... and it's getting really uncomfortable !!"
------------------  The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples |
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12-11-2001, 04:53 PM
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 ), he's gonna spill his gut all over"Oops, too late  [This message has been edited by Naughty (edited 12-11-2001).] |
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12-11-2001, 05:57 PM
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Unidentified man (left) captures lint-devouring parasite seconds after it unexpetedly exploded from the dark, moist hole of its host.
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12-11-2001, 05:58 PM
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Hey, we haven't sucked that guy's dick yet...let's get em!
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12-11-2001, 06:05 PM
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12-11-2001, 06:14 PM
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How bout this?
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12-11-2001, 06:51 PM
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I would post some more, but I got work to do.
gfy. |
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12-11-2001, 08:08 PM
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YOU! get the gloves
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12-11-2001, 08:27 PM
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Anal Fisting: You could be NEXT!!!!
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12-11-2001, 09:57 PM
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ALRIGHT, WHOEVER LEFT THAT BEER BOTTLE IN MY FRIENDS CHAIR IS GONNA GET HIS ASS KICKED
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12-11-2001, 10:02 PM
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ON left..
GREAT... My ass is now wet.. WHO THE FUCK PUT WATER ON MY CHAIR ON right.. I think i just sat on what made your chair wet.. Yet i find it very arousing.. heh =p ------------------ - TheWatcher Spank me, I like it. |
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12-11-2001, 10:04 PM
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12-11-2001, 10:04 PM
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rockin tha trailerpark
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"These guys LOVE the cock"
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12-11-2001, 10:21 PM
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The caped crusaders Capn Fist Fuck and his sidekick STD leap into action
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12-11-2001, 10:21 PM
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isnt that pr0 dancing on the right there???
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12-12-2001, 12:01 AM
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Rude Bitch
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Ok here is MY best attempt at this:
1)"If I want it in my ass I will invite you in my ass....GOT THAT!" 2)"Are there any REAL men out THERE? Because they sure as hell ain't in HERE!" Ok so I ain't so good at this one. LOL I tried!! ------------------ Decide for your fucking self! ProudMember of Boneprone-4-Life |
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12-12-2001, 12:37 AM
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OK to set the story straight...
...So we get invited to this "industry" party, and right away everyone starts making fun of us because no one believes in our shared "vision" of pinknutz.com. The only place where you can find HETEROSEXUAL male upskirt, 1000's of HETEROSEXUAL "Deez Nutz" jokes, HETEROSEXUAL MtoM teabagging, HETEROSEXUAL testes flashing, HETEROSEXUAL etc... Then we start getting hassled because we use AOL to host all of our content. Then our close friend (our third Beatle) KingHardcore gets fucking thrown out of a moving vehicle for trying to smoke! And all night people are like "c'mon Pinknutz show us what you got show us what you got" and everytime I tried to expose my hefty sack they would just turn their heads and laugh. My partner Tan&Salty (pictured left) was really distraught over the whole situation, and was seriously disputing the future of our site. Just before that photo was taken I was trying to convince Tan&Salty that rather than quit the whole thing we should hire some models instead of just shooting eachother, that way everyone would quit thinking we were gay. Then it happened... "c'mon Pinknutz show us what you got" we both just snapped. I instinctively reached for my sack, and Tan&Salty had to toss out a five knuckle salad. Our verbal response - (your caption) "WE WILL NOT SHOW YOU OUR NUTZ, WE ARE GETTING MODELS SO FUCK OFF!" [This message has been edited by PinkNutz (edited 12-11-2001).] |
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12-12-2001, 01:04 AM
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"Be afraid, be Very afraid!"
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12-12-2001, 02:10 AM
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Can I enter my own contest?
"HA! I told you I could open this beer with his ass!" |
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12-12-2001, 02:15 AM
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hehe too bad you cant win your own contest...
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12-12-2001, 02:23 AM
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You gonna come party in LA or what? I need more fucked up pics of you. B.T.W. The set of pics being offered as a prize is just a bunch of shots taken at the party. |
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12-12-2001, 02:27 AM
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March 1st, 2003
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Hey Shithead don't interrupt Bone when he's doing his Lee Harvey Oswald impression.  eros  [This message has been edited by eroswebmaster (edited 12-12-2001).] |
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12-12-2001, 02:30 AM
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I vote for DrewKole
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12-12-2001, 02:33 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Very clever Eros. Even if you do not win, you still will get an honorable mention.
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love,