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Old 12-12-2001, 12:37 AM  
PinkNutz
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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OK to set the story straight...

...So we get invited to this "industry" party, and right away everyone starts making fun of us because no one believes in our shared "vision" of pinknutz.com. The only place where you can find HETEROSEXUAL male upskirt, 1000's of HETEROSEXUAL "Deez Nutz" jokes, HETEROSEXUAL MtoM teabagging, HETEROSEXUAL testes flashing, HETEROSEXUAL etc... Then we start getting hassled because we use AOL to host all of our content. Then our close friend (our third Beatle) KingHardcore gets fucking thrown out of a moving vehicle for trying to smoke! And all night people are like "c'mon Pinknutz show us what you got show us what you got" and everytime I tried to expose my hefty sack they would just turn their heads and laugh. My partner Tan&Salty (pictured left) was really distraught over the whole situation, and was seriously disputing the future of our site. Just before that photo was taken I was trying to convince Tan&Salty that rather than quit the whole thing we should hire some models instead of just shooting eachother, that way everyone would quit thinking we were gay. Then it happened... "c'mon Pinknutz show us what you got" we both just snapped. I instinctively reached for my sack, and Tan&Salty had to toss out a five knuckle salad. Our verbal response - (your caption) "WE WILL NOT SHOW YOU OUR NUTZ, WE ARE GETTING MODELS SO FUCK OFF!"

[This message has been edited by PinkNutz (edited 12-11-2001).]
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