my girlfriend fucked her married boss..my revenge - GoFuckYourself.com

Fake Nick · 03-12-2005, 05:35 PM

My girlfriend has been going on and on for months about how super impressed she is with her super smart, handsome, rich, ivy league educated married boss. Whatever. It did not matter until she told me they fucked in Las Vegas last month during a business trip. Her digital camera also had 30 or so shots of them naked in the hotel room in various sex acts appearing very drunk and happy. I found the disc last week and she admitted what happened. I told her the relationship is over and kicked her ass out. I own the house which we have lived in for a bit over a year. I told her to pick up her shit today. Over the weekend I fowarded the pics to her boss, his wife(after I told her what happened over the phone), and her boss's boss. Well...Everyone who got the pics ain't too happy. My now ex girlfriend's boss called me on Sunday and told me I ruined his marriage, job, and life and he said he was going to sue me after he beat the shit out of me and gouged out my eyes. Then he started to cry over the phone. I laughed and told him he can come over my house any time he likes. I had a cop friend of mine call him back and scare the shit out of him regarding the threating phone calls. He left 3 threatening messages on my machine before I picked up. My ex took the day off from work today to pick up her shit. Well...she loves clothes and shoes. Lots of good names too like Chanel, Guccci, Versace, etc.. All her good stuff I took to an uppper class consignment store so I can make a little cash and every other piece of her clothing from underwear to gym clothes were burned in a beautiful bonfire fueled with gasoline last night. I gave her back all her other stuff but not ONE stich of clothing. For numbers....60 or so pairs of shoes and the designer duds....40 or so dresses/suits. When she asked for her clothes this morning I pointed to the remains of my bonfire. I thought she had a heart attack. I told her. To get the fuck off my property and never speak to me again. I also told her if she or her boss decide to seek revenge on me her digital pics from Vegas as well as the 10 or so homemade porn films we personally made together could accidentally end up at her parents house or get splahed all over the internet. She left numb. I feel much better now than I did last Friday. My friends by the way always told me they thought she was a condesending bitch. They were right. I guess I just was use to the great sex. Now time to move on. I already have a date for Fri. with a hottie from my gym. She looks like Daisy Fuentes but with bigger tits. I will still watch my back for a while but if they try anything. I will be ready. Thanks for letting me rant. It has been a shitty 5 days.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/a.../55265713.html

iggysick · 03-12-2005, 05:39 PM

Too much to read. Got any pics? :D

pornguy · 03-12-2005, 05:40 PM

This needs pics for sure.

naitirps · 03-12-2005, 05:40 PM

wow man good for you... fuck those bitches... you give them everything they want and they still have the nerve to cheat. FUCK EM. go get em tiger!

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 03-12-2005, 05:43 PM

sorry to hear that man...but it seems youre over it which is good

bigmack · 03-12-2005, 05:45 PM

lol, yea. Sounds like some total ownage there.

AaronM · 03-12-2005, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fake Nick

I told her. To get the fuck off my property and never speak to me again. I also told her if she or her boss decide to seek revenge on me her digital pics from Vegas as well as the 10 or so homemade porn films we personally made together could accidentally end up at her parents house or get splahed all over the internet. [/url]

Well...If all of what you said is true then I'm sorry that happened to you...BUT...The above statement is a fucked up thing to do.

My ex-Girlfriend cheated on me too. Being that I have a few cameras around...One could imagine that I have quite the private collection involving her.

She would have to do something seriously harmful to me before I would even consider such a thing.

brand0n · 03-12-2005, 05:53 PM

note to self, never, ever allow pics to be taken lol. if you even think for one moment a pic has been taken, stop and handle it.

lol great story

sonofsam · 03-12-2005, 05:55 PM

hah good.. you just regulated on her and her boss

OWNED

pussyluver · 03-12-2005, 05:57 PM

You really nailed her good. She might beable to get ya on burning the clothes. Then again, it might just be worth the hassle.

I know the whole thing had to hurt. Hope your date goes well. I'd call it a wrap now. Don't hurt the parents. The guy needed the hit at work and his wife needed to know what she was into too. The parents really didn't do anything. Except, maybe they really didn't teach her right from wrong??

Best to ya.

fünkmaster · 03-12-2005, 05:59 PM

... living together for a year? I hope she knows her rights and will get an attorney, you are fucked.

... besides, good story, what source ??

Illicit · 03-12-2005, 06:01 PM

I think you handled it well... I agree, pics are in order to save anyone else who might come accross the bitch

Trixxxia · 03-12-2005, 06:05 PM

Wow, sorry to hear that

I hope you find the right girl who appreciates what she has. Good Luck & Best Wishes to you!

pussyluver · 03-12-2005, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fünkmaster

... living together for a year? I hope she knows her rights and will get an attorney, you are fucked.

... besides, good story, what source ??

Yeah, she could get an attorney and prolly has some rights. Doubt that she will though. She'd look the bitch in court. Make for a good jury trial. Also make for a good anchor story for Boston Illegal on ABC.

Trial would mean the world would know.... The pics would be evidence available to the public maybe. Prolly pick up some media attention too, then Fake Nick would make a killing publishing pics and the story.

nojob · 03-12-2005, 06:19 PM

That is some shit. I would of take care of her boss little by little.

Sly · 03-12-2005, 06:22 PM

Do you people know how to read? He took this from Craig's list!

sonofsam · 03-12-2005, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Do you people know how to read? He took this from Craig's list!

can someone say what he is saying and record in into a .wav file? i can't read

Shooting_Manic · 03-12-2005, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Do you people know how to read? He took this from Craig's list!

LOL No shit! Funny! People! Read!

Good story though!

eMonk · 03-12-2005, 06:34 PM

agreed. this thread needs some pics to go along with this story.

quiet · 03-12-2005, 06:36 PM

that's a pretty sweet mode of revenge.

Paul Waters · 03-12-2005, 06:43 PM

Hey dude...

Why were you not enought for her?

What is her side of the story?

longbrick · 03-12-2005, 08:09 PM

Good Job

Spunky · 03-12-2005, 08:13 PM

Her only mistake was taking the pics..revenge is sweet though

canplayer · 03-12-2005, 08:46 PM

best way for revenge is posting naked pics of her in this thread

eMonk · 03-12-2005, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by canplayer

best way for revenge is posting naked pics of her in this thread

fa sho...

Wiggles · 03-12-2005, 09:10 PM

damn that is some insane revenge, good job man!

KRL · 03-12-2005, 09:12 PM

Adult Site Traffic · 03-12-2005, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Do you people know how to read? He took this from Craig's list!

I know huh Sly

Are we the only ones that read that and then clicked the link at the bottom? LOL

Capt Porn · 03-12-2005, 09:20 PM

good for this guy. you reep what you sow.
sweet revenge.

Kicker · 03-12-2005, 09:24 PM

Nice revenge dude!!!Good Luck!

Adult Site Traffic · 03-12-2005, 09:26 PM

LOL,

This is a pretty funny thread .

canplayer · 03-12-2005, 09:30 PM

look, this thread is too much work, reading/clicking links, enough already, keep things simple.

Thomas N · 03-12-2005, 09:40 PM

Great read. I'm sure every word of it is pure made up bullshit, but still fun to read.

mrthumbs · 03-12-2005, 10:17 PM

wow it actually looks like the text moves while reading it.. i must be tired.

Basic_man · 03-12-2005, 10:23 PM

Great read.. but do I need to understand it's not your story ?

NoCarrier · 03-12-2005, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fake Nick

My girlfriend has been going on and on for months about how super impressed she is with her super smart, handsome, rich, ivy league educated married boss. Whatever. It did not matter until she told me they fucked in Las Vegas last month during a business trip. Her digital camera also had 30 or so shots of them naked in the hotel room in various sex acts appearing very drunk and happy. I found the disc last week and she admitted what happened. I told her the relationship is over and kicked her ass out. I own the house which we have lived in for a bit over a year. I told her to pick up her shit today. Over the weekend I fowarded the pics to her boss, his wife(after I told her what happened over the phone), and her boss's boss. Well...Everyone who got the pics ain't too happy. My now ex girlfriend's boss called me on Sunday and told me I ruined his marriage, job, and life and he said he was going to sue me after he beat the shit out of me and gouged out my eyes. Then he started to cry over the phone. I laughed and told him he can come over my house any time he likes. I had a cop friend of mine call him back and scare the shit out of him regarding the threating phone calls. He left 3 threatening messages on my machine before I picked up. My ex took the day off from work today to pick up her shit. Well...she loves clothes and shoes. Lots of good names too like Chanel, Guccci, Versace, etc.. All her good stuff I took to an uppper class consignment store so I can make a little cash and every other piece of her clothing from underwear to gym clothes were burned in a beautiful bonfire fueled with gasoline last night. I gave her back all her other stuff but not ONE stich of clothing. For numbers....60 or so pairs of shoes and the designer duds....40 or so dresses/suits. When she asked for her clothes this morning I pointed to the remains of my bonfire. I thought she had a heart attack. I told her. To get the fuck off my property and never speak to me again. I also told her if she or her boss decide to seek revenge on me her digital pics from Vegas as well as the 10 or so homemade porn films we personally made together could accidentally end up at her parents house or get splahed all over the internet. She left numb. I feel much better now than I did last Friday. My friends by the way always told me they thought she was a condesending bitch. They were right. I guess I just was use to the great sex. Now time to move on. I already have a date for Fri. with a hottie from my gym. She looks like Daisy Fuentes but with bigger tits. I will still watch my back for a while but if they try anything. I will be ready. Thanks for letting me rant. It has been a shitty 5 days.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/a.../55265713.html

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masterly · 03-12-2005, 10:25 PM

AaronM actually got laid? Is that like physically possible?

Did he study from fat bastard?

gecko · 03-12-2005, 10:30 PM

Sorry to hear, but that's hard to read. But nice comeback lol.

pxxx · 03-12-2005, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Waters

Hey dude...

Why were you not enought for her?

What is her side of the story?

This is just hilarious. I won't even say anything.

adonthenet · 03-12-2005, 10:56 PM

show some pix

wjxxx · 03-12-2005, 11:01 PM

This thread is useless without pics.

NaughtyRob · 03-12-2005, 11:05 PM

Craigs list huh. Damn, somebody sure vented on there.

Kevsh · 03-12-2005, 11:06 PM

Try a paragraph break once in awhile

DarkJedi · 03-12-2005, 11:16 PM

this shit is made up.

the nerd who posted it on craiglist have never seen a naked woman IRL.

bdld · 03-13-2005, 02:38 AM

im dying to see these pics.

gecko · 03-13-2005, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wjxxx

This thread is useless without pics.

I couldn't agree more. :D

Big Red Machine · 03-13-2005, 03:29 AM

Fake ,Real its an entertaining story. Freaking Craiglist LOL

imafuckingaussie · 03-13-2005, 03:45 AM

Yo, nice fucking revenge there dude, I like it. Amazing how fire gives a bit of closure. Jesus christ, how many women fuck their bosses eh, one of those things, dirty fucking hoes they are if they do that

seven · 03-13-2005, 03:47 AM

where're the pics?

pet kangaroo · 03-13-2005, 03:47 AM

Well done, I'm proud of you.

Except for the bit of burning and giving away her clothes. That only tells her how much you were hurt. These bitches need to know that they aren't as precious as they think.

03-12-2005, 05:35 PM	#1
Fake Nick So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: go troll goo! Posts: 7,708	my girlfriend fucked her married boss..my revenge My girlfriend has been going on and on for months about how super impressed she is with her super smart, handsome, rich, ivy league educated married boss. Whatever. It did not matter until she told me they fucked in Las Vegas last month during a business trip. Her digital camera also had 30 or so shots of them naked in the hotel room in various sex acts appearing very drunk and happy. I found the disc last week and she admitted what happened. I told her the relationship is over and kicked her ass out. I own the house which we have lived in for a bit over a year. I told her to pick up her shit today. Over the weekend I fowarded the pics to her boss, his wife(after I told her what happened over the phone), and her boss's boss. Well...Everyone who got the pics ain't too happy. My now ex girlfriend's boss called me on Sunday and told me I ruined his marriage, job, and life and he said he was going to sue me after he beat the shit out of me and gouged out my eyes. Then he started to cry over the phone. I laughed and told him he can come over my house any time he likes. I had a cop friend of mine call him back and scare the shit out of him regarding the threating phone calls. He left 3 threatening messages on my machine before I picked up. My ex took the day off from work today to pick up her shit. Well...she loves clothes and shoes. Lots of good names too like Chanel, Guccci, Versace, etc.. All her good stuff I took to an uppper class consignment store so I can make a little cash and every other piece of her clothing from underwear to gym clothes were burned in a beautiful bonfire fueled with gasoline last night. I gave her back all her other stuff but not ONE stich of clothing. For numbers....60 or so pairs of shoes and the designer duds....40 or so dresses/suits. When she asked for her clothes this morning I pointed to the remains of my bonfire. I thought she had a heart attack. I told her. To get the fuck off my property and never speak to me again. I also told her if she or her boss decide to seek revenge on me her digital pics from Vegas as well as the 10 or so homemade porn films we personally made together could accidentally end up at her parents house or get splahed all over the internet. She left numb. I feel much better now than I did last Friday. My friends by the way always told me they thought she was a condesending bitch. They were right. I guess I just was use to the great sex. Now time to move on. I already have a date for Fri. with a hottie from my gym. She looks like Daisy Fuentes but with bigger tits. I will still watch my back for a while but if they try anything. I will be ready. Thanks for letting me rant. It has been a shitty 5 days. http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/a.../55265713.html

03-12-2005, 05:39 PM	#2
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03-12-2005, 05:40 PM	#3
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03-12-2005, 05:40 PM	#4
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03-12-2005, 05:43 PM	#5
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03-12-2005, 05:45 PM	#6
bigmack Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 329	lol, yea. Sounds like some total ownage there.

03-12-2005, 05:53 PM	#8
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	note to self, never, ever allow pics to be taken lol. if you even think for one moment a pic has been taken, stop and handle it. lol great story

03-12-2005, 05:55 PM	#9
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,640	hah good.. you just regulated on her and her boss OWNED __________________ I like turtles.

03-12-2005, 05:57 PM	#10
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	You really nailed her good. She might beable to get ya on burning the clothes. Then again, it might just be worth the hassle. I know the whole thing had to hurt. Hope your date goes well. I'd call it a wrap now. Don't hurt the parents. The guy needed the hit at work and his wife needed to know what she was into too. The parents really didn't do anything. Except, maybe they really didn't teach her right from wrong?? Best to ya.

03-12-2005, 05:59 PM	#11
fünkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 791	... living together for a year? I hope she knows her rights and will get an attorney, you are fucked. ... besides, good story, what source ?? Last edited by fünkmaster; 03-12-2005 at 06:01 PM..

03-12-2005, 06:01 PM	#12
Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	I think you handled it well... I agree, pics are in order to save anyone else who might come accross the bitch __________________ Insert Sig Here

03-12-2005, 06:05 PM	#13
Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	Wow, sorry to hear that I hope you find the right girl who appreciates what she has. Good Luck & Best Wishes to you!

03-12-2005, 06:19 PM	#15
nojob The Original NoJob Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jerzzey Posts: 3,682	That is some shit. I would of take care of her boss little by little.

03-12-2005, 06:22 PM	#16
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03-12-2005, 06:34 PM	#19
eMonk Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 2,310	agreed. this thread needs some pics to go along with this story.

03-12-2005, 06:36 PM	#20
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03-12-2005, 06:43 PM	#21
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03-12-2005, 08:09 PM	#22
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03-12-2005, 08:13 PM	#23
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03-12-2005, 08:46 PM	#24
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03-12-2005, 09:10 PM	#26
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03-12-2005, 09:20 PM	#29
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03-12-2005, 09:24 PM	#30
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03-12-2005, 09:26 PM	#31
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03-12-2005, 09:40 PM	#33
Thomas N Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 973	Great read. I'm sure every word of it is pure made up bullshit, but still fun to read.

03-12-2005, 10:17 PM	#34
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03-12-2005, 10:23 PM	#35
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03-12-2005, 10:25 PM	#37
masterly Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 33	AaronM actually got laid? Is that like physically possible? Did he study from fat bastard?

03-12-2005, 10:30 PM	#38
gecko ****** Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 21,846	Sorry to hear, but that's hard to read. But nice comeback lol. __________________ [email protected] Last edited by gecko; 03-12-2005 at 10:32 PM..

03-12-2005, 10:56 PM	#40
adonthenet Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,753	show some pix

03-12-2005, 11:01 PM	#41
wjxxx So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,448	This thread is useless without pics.

03-12-2005, 11:05 PM	#42
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03-12-2005, 11:06 PM	#43
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