Breaking news! Arrest warrant out for Michael Jackson - GoFuckYourself.com

mardigras · 03-10-2005, 09:41 AM

He hasn't made it to court this morning, judge issued a warrant.

Jace · 03-10-2005, 09:42 AM

link?....

Kevsh · 03-10-2005, 09:42 AM

uh oh, he's got the sniffles again ...

Michael O · 03-10-2005, 09:42 AM

Maybe he got the flu?

mardigras · 03-10-2005, 09:42 AM

It's on CourtTV now

Manowar · 03-10-2005, 09:44 AM

nothing on cnn

mardigras · 03-10-2005, 09:44 AM

He's gone to the hospital.

They're talking of forfeiting his bail...

Jace · 03-10-2005, 09:45 AM

something about him going to the hospital

Jace · 03-10-2005, 09:46 AM

i can vouche for this, i am watching it now....bench warrant has been issued

Jace · 03-10-2005, 09:47 AM

he will be arrested if he does not show to court by 12:30pm PST

loverboy · 03-10-2005, 09:47 AM

he should cooperate more if he want's a Not guilty verdict

LeeNoga · 03-10-2005, 09:49 AM

Jackson is such a hypochondriac

sumphatpimp · 03-10-2005, 09:51 AM

Micheal will be in court just as soon as he pries his cock from some little boys ass.

crockett · 03-10-2005, 09:51 AM

relax people he just ran out of glue to hold his nose on..

Jace · 03-10-2005, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

relax people he just ran out of glue to hold his nose on..

hahahahaha

he has 30 minutes they say...if not, he goes to jail and forfeits bail

mardigras · 03-10-2005, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

he will be arrested if he does not show to court by 12:30pm PST

Actually, it's EST. He has about 35 minutes to get there...

TheLegacy · 03-10-2005, 09:53 AM

jackson feels hes above the law - he said he had back problems and didnt want to show up today in court - judge said - you have one hour to be here or you forfeit the 8 million in bail and go to jail NOW if you dont get ass in court.

so see what happens in an hour

iggysick · 03-10-2005, 09:55 AM

he is just a fucking greak and needs to be fried in microwave owen

Zebra · 03-10-2005, 09:56 AM

Shamon!

candyflip · 03-10-2005, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by iggysick

he is just a fucking greak and needs to be fried in microwave owen

Jace · 03-10-2005, 09:57 AM

and oh yeah btw, it is not an arrest warrant, it is a bench warrant...two seperate things with the same outcome

CDSmith · 03-10-2005, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

relax people he just ran out of glue to hold his nose on..

haha... what nose? Oh you mean that little strip of skin down the middle of his "face"?

Gotcha.

Tom_PM · 03-10-2005, 09:59 AM

Somewhere, nancy grace is punching an assistant out of frustation because she's not currently on the air for this spectacle, lmao.

mardigras · 03-10-2005, 10:02 AM

There's a story about it on CourtTV.com now
http://courttv.com/trials/jackson/

I'm watching a feed with a camera sitting on Tom Mesereau, he is not looking well at all.... is constanly making cellphone calls.

Persius · 03-10-2005, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Zebra

Shamon!

ahhah

Warren · 03-10-2005, 10:09 AM

he is on his way, fucking asshole, i wanted to see him get tracked and brought to justice by, Dog the Bounty Hunter

wacko

ozmatt · 03-10-2005, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

damn that food looks good

LeeNoga · 03-10-2005, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

jackson feels hes above the law - he said he had back problems and didnt want to show up today in court - judge said - you have one hour to be here or you forfeit the 8 million in bail and go to jail NOW if you dont get ass in court.

so see what happens in an hour

He is minutes away from the courthouse.

CE_BigB · 03-10-2005, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by LeeNoga

He is minutes away from the courthouse.

never the less,

it sounds like he betta get his ass a mooooonwalkinnnn' to court ASAP

BIG B

DarkJedi · 03-10-2005, 10:20 AM

he's probably in the courthouse bathroom stall jacking off.

He wouldn't want to sport a woody in court while the kid was spilling all the messy details.

TheLegacy · 03-10-2005, 10:26 AM

talk about the ultimate attention whore - MJ whether guilty or innocent is in need of some serious counselling for thought of godhood.

RawAlex · 03-10-2005, 10:29 AM

A very few minutes left... it's getting ugly!

mackey · 03-10-2005, 10:36 AM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7148840/

Its been done.

SmokeyTheBear · 03-10-2005, 10:40 AM

he just showed up in pyjamas lol he looks sick

Tom_PM · 03-10-2005, 10:40 AM

He showed up in pajamas looking like a zombie.. lol wow.

CE_BigB · 03-10-2005, 10:44 AM

put your video on CNN

and play "THRILLER" on your Audio...

BIG B

DaddysGirl · 03-10-2005, 10:48 AM

Do you know where Michael jackson went to college?

Bringham Young University....lol

ArkansasDave · 03-10-2005, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Persius

ahhah

Ha!

mistress69 · 03-10-2005, 11:45 AM

he showed up 5 mins late

Rochard · 03-10-2005, 12:06 PM

The question is will he drop the soap?

Kevsh · 03-10-2005, 12:08 PM

Doesn't look like he's going to be taken into custody. A few minutes late & assuming his back troubles are legit don't warrant being in jail for 3+ months during the trial. For Mikey, that would definetly be cruel & unusual punishment.

CDSmith · 03-10-2005, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by mistress69

he showed up 5 mins late

And if the judges let him slide on that 5 minutes, it says to all other accused and criminals that it's okay to be a few minutes late to court.

The entertainment value of this trial is priceless.

the boy · 03-10-2005, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by RocHard

The question is will he drop the soap?

hahaha..

I think he will...

Za Ha · 03-10-2005, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

And if the judges let him slide on that 5 minutes, it says to all other accused and criminals that it's okay to be a few minutes late to court.

The entertainment value of this trial is priceless.

Exactly, how gives a fuck if he is a singer, if he is late he is late, and thats not acceptable.!

sweetME · 03-10-2005, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Za Ha

Exactly, how gives a fuck if he is a singer, if he is late he is late, and thats not acceptable.!

The court rules should apply to everybody

03-10-2005, 09:41 AM	#1
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	Breaking news! Arrest warrant out for Michael Jackson He hasn't made it to court this morning, judge issued a warrant.

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	something about him going to the hospital

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	i can vouche for this, i am watching it now....bench warrant has been issued

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mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	There's a story about it on CourtTV.com now http://courttv.com/trials/jackson/ I'm watching a feed with a camera sitting on Tom Mesereau, he is not looking well at all.... is constanly making cellphone calls.

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Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	Doesn't look like he's going to be taken into custody. A few minutes late & assuming his back troubles are legit don't warrant being in jail for 3+ months during the trial. For Mikey, that would definetly be cruel & unusual punishment.