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mardigras 03-10-2005 09:41 AM

Breaking news! Arrest warrant out for Michael Jackson
 
He hasn't made it to court this morning, judge issued a warrant.

Jace 03-10-2005 09:42 AM

link?....

Kevsh 03-10-2005 09:42 AM

uh oh, he's got the sniffles again ...

Michael O 03-10-2005 09:42 AM

Maybe he got the flu?

mardigras 03-10-2005 09:42 AM

It's on CourtTV now

Manowar 03-10-2005 09:44 AM

nothing on cnn

mardigras 03-10-2005 09:44 AM

He's gone to the hospital.

They're talking of forfeiting his bail...

Jace 03-10-2005 09:45 AM

something about him going to the hospital

Jace 03-10-2005 09:46 AM

i can vouche for this, i am watching it now....bench warrant has been issued

Jace 03-10-2005 09:47 AM

he will be arrested if he does not show to court by 12:30pm PST

loverboy 03-10-2005 09:47 AM

he should cooperate more if he want's a Not guilty verdict

LeeNoga 03-10-2005 09:49 AM

Jackson is such a hypochondriac

sumphatpimp 03-10-2005 09:51 AM

Micheal will be in court just as soon as he pries his cock from some little boys ass.

crockett 03-10-2005 09:51 AM

relax people he just ran out of glue to hold his nose on..

Jace 03-10-2005 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett
relax people he just ran out of glue to hold his nose on..

hahahahaha

he has 30 minutes they say...if not, he goes to jail and forfeits bail

mardigras 03-10-2005 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX
he will be arrested if he does not show to court by 12:30pm PST

Actually, it's EST. He has about 35 minutes to get there...

TheLegacy 03-10-2005 09:53 AM

jackson feels hes above the law - he said he had back problems and didnt want to show up today in court - judge said - you have one hour to be here or you forfeit the 8 million in bail and go to jail NOW if you dont get ass in court.

so see what happens in an hour

iggysick 03-10-2005 09:55 AM

he is just a fucking greak and needs to be fried in microwave owen

Zebra 03-10-2005 09:56 AM

Shamon!
http://www.crazytees.com/thumbs/d_89.gif

candyflip 03-10-2005 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iggysick
he is just a fucking greak and needs to be fried in microwave owen

http://gyrogyrooloi.com/photos/souvlaki%20big.jpg

Jace 03-10-2005 09:57 AM

and oh yeah btw, it is not an arrest warrant, it is a bench warrant...two seperate things with the same outcome

CDSmith 03-10-2005 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett
relax people he just ran out of glue to hold his nose on..

haha... what nose? Oh you mean that little strip of skin down the middle of his "face"?

Gotcha.

Tom_PM 03-10-2005 09:59 AM

Somewhere, nancy grace is punching an assistant out of frustation because she's not currently on the air for this spectacle, lmao. :1orglaugh

mardigras 03-10-2005 10:02 AM

There's a story about it on CourtTV.com now
http://courttv.com/trials/jackson/

I'm watching a feed with a camera sitting on Tom Mesereau, he is not looking well at all.... is constanly making cellphone calls.

Persius 03-10-2005 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebra

ahhah :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Warren 03-10-2005 10:09 AM

he is on his way, fucking asshole, i wanted to see him get tracked and brought to justice by, Dog the Bounty Hunter :321GFY wacko

ozmatt 03-10-2005 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

damn that food looks good

LeeNoga 03-10-2005 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
jackson feels hes above the law - he said he had back problems and didnt want to show up today in court - judge said - you have one hour to be here or you forfeit the 8 million in bail and go to jail NOW if you dont get ass in court.

so see what happens in an hour

He is minutes away from the courthouse.

CE_BigB 03-10-2005 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeeNoga
He is minutes away from the courthouse.


never the less,

it sounds like he betta get his ass a mooooonwalkinnnn' to court ASAP

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


BIG B

DarkJedi 03-10-2005 10:20 AM

he's probably in the courthouse bathroom stall jacking off.

He wouldn't want to sport a woody in court while the kid was spilling all the messy details.

TheLegacy 03-10-2005 10:26 AM

talk about the ultimate attention whore - MJ whether guilty or innocent is in need of some serious counselling for thought of godhood.

RawAlex 03-10-2005 10:29 AM

A very few minutes left... it's getting ugly!

mackey 03-10-2005 10:36 AM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7148840/

Its been done.

SmokeyTheBear 03-10-2005 10:40 AM

he just showed up in pyjamas lol he looks sick

Tom_PM 03-10-2005 10:40 AM

He showed up in pajamas looking like a zombie.. lol wow.

CE_BigB 03-10-2005 10:44 AM

put your video on CNN

and play "THRILLER" on your Audio...


:thumbsup

BIG B

DaddysGirl 03-10-2005 10:48 AM

Do you know where Michael jackson went to college?


Bringham Young University....lol :1orglaugh

ArkansasDave 03-10-2005 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius
ahhah :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ha! :1orglaugh

mistress69 03-10-2005 11:45 AM

he showed up 5 mins late

Rochard 03-10-2005 12:06 PM

The question is will he drop the soap?

Kevsh 03-10-2005 12:08 PM

Doesn't look like he's going to be taken into custody. A few minutes late & assuming his back troubles are legit don't warrant being in jail for 3+ months during the trial. For Mikey, that would definetly be cruel & unusual punishment.

CDSmith 03-10-2005 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mistress69
he showed up 5 mins late

And if the judges let him slide on that 5 minutes, it says to all other accused and criminals that it's okay to be a few minutes late to court.

The entertainment value of this trial is priceless.

the boy 03-10-2005 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard
The question is will he drop the soap?

hahaha.. :1orglaugh I think he will...

Za Ha 03-10-2005 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
And if the judges let him slide on that 5 minutes, it says to all other accused and criminals that it's okay to be a few minutes late to court.

The entertainment value of this trial is priceless.


Exactly, how gives a fuck if he is a singer, if he is late he is late, and thats not acceptable.!

sweetME 03-10-2005 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Za Ha
Exactly, how gives a fuck if he is a singer, if he is late he is late, and thats not acceptable.!

The court rules should apply to everybody


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