Ladies; so you're single and going to a friend's wedding... (pic) - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 03-07-2005, 12:49 PM

You are at the wedding...

You are a total Diva...

The best dress, a perfect hairdo...

You fall in love with an invited guest...

You get secret looks the entire night...

On the dance floor, he's by your side constantly, &he dances like a God...

You are the couple of the evening...

The anticipated moment has arrived for all single women...

The bride is about to throw the bouquet...

You are first in line, in a strategic position...

Once there, you wait for the right moment...

You look at him sensually, and with your eyes you tell him.

If I catch the bouquet........

I Will Marry You!

And then, the moment you've been waiting for...

The bride throws the bouquet...

He doesn't stop looking at you...

You jump like never before to catch the bouquet...

Your arms stretched out...

Your hands open...

And suddenly......

OH shit.

ya ya you've seen it before, you're a hero

Paolo Pinkas · 03-07-2005, 01:09 PM

yep. old but not bad.

sickkittens · 03-07-2005, 01:15 PM

How many people scrolled straight to the pic?

gangbangjoe · 03-07-2005, 01:16 PM

lol

nice one

Rhino22 · 03-07-2005, 01:17 PM

old, but good read

Manowar · 03-07-2005, 01:17 PM

baddog · 03-07-2005, 01:18 PM

welcome back CD

Dina_C9 · 03-07-2005, 01:19 PM

oh I feel your pain

yamaha · 03-07-2005, 01:21 PM

old but!! this´s my first i like this joke very much!! lol check the mens face exprecion!!!!!!!

CDSmith · 03-07-2005, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dina_C9

oh I feel your pain

You feel my pain? What pain would that be?

CDSmith · 03-07-2005, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

welcome back CD

Thanks, good to be back.

I wasn't even lurking all this time.

baddog · 03-07-2005, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Thanks, good to be back.

I wasn't even lurking all this time.

So, where the hell have you been?

tranza · 03-07-2005, 01:27 PM

Lol, nice one...

BigasMoe · 03-07-2005, 01:29 PM

I've seen it before but can'tremember reading a story before it!

CDSmith · 03-07-2005, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

So, where the hell have you been?

Everywhere but the webmaster boards, mostly.

I basically took a bunch of months off. That's all I know. I get like that in the winter.

You're still thriving I see.

baddog · 03-07-2005, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

You're still thriving I see.

and expanding

sherie · 03-07-2005, 01:32 PM

Hey stranger!!!

xoxo

CDSmith · 03-07-2005, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

and expanding

Yeah, I need to drop some winter fat mesel...... oh, you meant business-wise. heh. me too!

CDSmith · 03-07-2005, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sherie

Hey stranger!!!

xoxo

Once, just once... you really ought to deliver those "xoxo's" in person.

Sosa · 03-07-2005, 01:35 PM

boobies!

baddog · 03-07-2005, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Yeah, I need to drop some winter fat mesel...... oh, you meant business-wise. heh. me too!

I lost 25 pounds this winter, which reminds me I need to go see my tailor soon or I won't have a suit for Phoenix.

CDSmith · 03-07-2005, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I lost 25 pounds this winter....

Hey, that's great. Did you cut off your beard?

...sorry, couldn't resist.

hova · 03-07-2005, 01:41 PM

that's a special moment

dropped9 · 03-07-2005, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

So, where the hell have you been?

Yeah wtf... Where have u been"!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

CDSmith · 03-07-2005, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by hova

that's a special moment

I like to think it's why cameras were invented.

CDSmith · 03-07-2005, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless

Yeah wtf... Where have u been"!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

I've been doing wedding photography

Seriously, I've been around, just took 3 or 4 months off from everything. What can I say? winter makes me lazy.

baddog · 03-07-2005, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Hey, that's great. Did you cut off your beard?

...sorry, couldn't resist.

Actually I did last night

CDSmith · 03-07-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Actually I did last night

*THUD*

holy shit. What's the big occasion?

sherie · 03-07-2005, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Once, just once... you really ought to deliver those "xoxo's" in person.

I will, the minute you come out to play

baddog · 03-07-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

*THUD*

holy shit. What's the big occasion?

A couple of my favorite ladies said I should give it a shot.

nojob · 03-07-2005, 01:57 PM

fucking kodak moment right thur

CDSmith · 03-07-2005, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by sherie

I will, the minute you come out to play

I can't get home delivery?

Tania · 03-07-2005, 02:13 PM

lol...cool pic

MandyBlake · 03-07-2005, 02:43 PM

lol that's funny.

spideriux · 03-07-2005, 02:47 PM

ha ha nice one :D

Wiggles · 03-07-2005, 02:50 PM

definately don't see that every day, some chicks wear some slutty ass outfits to weddings though.

MikeHawk · 03-07-2005, 03:04 PM

OMG...weddings many time over the years in the past many hook ups, plus I used to love taking everyones camara laying around and posing for some not so nice photos in the bathroom, hehe

Dagwolf · 03-07-2005, 03:45 PM

Oh, man...

First time I've seen that... I wish I'd been there in person. Those are some nice jubblies!

ArkansasDave · 03-07-2005, 03:49 PM

CDSmith · 03-10-2005, 11:56 AM

A little sentimental, but thought this photo of a Bride and Groom releasing a dove at their wedding was especially touching...

pornguy · 03-10-2005, 11:58 AM

The first one is old, but still funny to see. The second one I had never seen before.
People just dont learn!

axelcat · 03-10-2005, 12:01 PM

Kevsh · 03-10-2005, 12:14 PM

Nice rack

Za Ha · 03-10-2005, 12:29 PM

LOL saw the first one in my email this morning.

03-07-2005, 12:49 PM	#1
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