Ladies; so you're single and going to a friend's wedding... (pic)
 

You are at the wedding...

You are a total Diva...

The best dress, a perfect hairdo...

You fall in love with an invited guest...

You get secret looks the entire night...

On the dance floor, he's by your side constantly, &he dances like a God...

You are the couple of the evening...

The anticipated moment has arrived for all single women...

The bride is about to throw the bouquet...

You are first in line, in a strategic position...

Once there, you wait for the right moment...

You look at him sensually, and with your eyes you tell him.

If I catch the bouquet........

I Will Marry You!

And then, the moment you've been waiting for...

The bride throws the bouquet...

He doesn't stop looking at you...

You jump like never before to catch the bouquet...

Your arms stretched out...


Your hands open...



And suddenly......















http://members.shaw.ca/graphx/pics/ohshitmyboobs.jpg

OH shit.







ya ya you've seen it before, you're a hero

yep. old but not bad.

How many people scrolled straight to the pic? :winkwink:

lol

nice one

old, but good read

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

welcome back CD

oh I feel your pain

old but!! this´s my first i like this joke very much!! lol check the mens face exprecion!!!!!!!

You feel my pain? What pain would that be?

Thanks, good to be back.

I wasn't even lurking all this time.

So, where the hell have you been?

Lol, nice one...

I've seen it before but can'tremember reading a story before it!

Everywhere but the webmaster boards, mostly.

I basically took a bunch of months off. That's all I know. I get like that in the winter.

You're still thriving I see. :thumbsup

and expanding :)

Hey stranger!!! :) xoxo

Yeah, I need to drop some winter fat mesel...... oh, you meant business-wise. heh. me too!

Once, just once... you really ought to deliver those "xoxo's" in person. :)

boobies!

I lost 25 pounds this winter, which reminds me I need to go see my tailor soon or I won't have a suit for Phoenix.

Hey, that's great. Did you cut off your beard?


...sorry, couldn't resist. :pimp

that's a special moment

Yeah wtf... Where have u been"!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

I like to think it's why cameras were invented.

I've been doing wedding photography http://www.thewinnipegpages.com/foru...g_big_grin.gif


Seriously, I've been around, just took 3 or 4 months off from everything. What can I say? winter makes me lazy.

Actually I did last night

*THUD*







holy shit. What's the big occasion?

I will, the minute you come out to play :)

A couple of my favorite ladies said I should give it a shot.

fucking kodak moment right thur

I can't get home delivery?

lol...cool pic :1orglaugh

lol that's funny.

ha ha nice one :D

definately don't see that every day, some chicks wear some slutty ass outfits to weddings though.

OMG...weddings many time over the years in the past many hook ups, plus I used to love taking everyones camara laying around and posing for some not so nice photos in the bathroom, hehe

:thumbsup

Oh, man... :1orglaugh

First time I've seen that... I wish I'd been there in person. Those are some nice jubblies!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

A little sentimental, but thought this photo of a Bride and Groom releasing a dove at their wedding was especially touching...

http://members.shaw.ca/graphx/pics/ohshitmyboobs2.jpg

The first one is old, but still funny to see. The second one I had never seen before.
People just dont learn!

:1orglaugh

Nice rack

LOL saw the first one in my email this morning.