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naitirps · 03-09-2005, 02:37 PM

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To those like yourself who cares about their fellow man,

Basically, I am going through a very rough period in my life. In the last ten years I had to deal with the murder of my Father ( home invasion ), the deaths of my Step Father and Grand Fathers within days of each other. deaths of uncles and aunts from heart failure and cancer. Death of my wife?s Mother. News that my Wife has fibroid tumors which I am concerned will someday become cancerous. Both her Sister and Mother had cancer related surgeries.

Two years ago, I had to leave my job to be the care taker for both my Grand Mother and for my Mother ( who had a heart attack ). My Mother had to have various surgeries due to degenerative bone disease. I learned that I have the same condition. This last November, we had to place Grand Mother into a nursing home due to multiple strokes.

I went on a 1500 calorie diet to avoid diabetes another common aliment in my family. My prostrate was removed in December of 2004 due to cancer. This surgery has left me like an eunuch. In January and February lumps were removed from various parts of my body, under arm, under toe and finger nails, etc., ... More surgeries are yet to come, freeze and scrap cancer in mouth, hole in mouth into sinuses, knee, implants.

The foot surgery on March 1st removed part of my foot and big toe -- cancer and gout related. The cancer in my mouth is responding to medications, but surgery will be performed to be sure we got it all. As one specialist says I am cancer free, another one finds a new source, kind of cancer. I really dread seeing the doctors each week.

If you ran into me on the street it is clear that I am a bit depressed. I am trying to develop and maintain a positive mindset, part of which is surrounding myself with images of beauty. I love nature in all her beauty -- rock formations, waterfalls, and beautiful women. I saw a little of what heaven must be like on your web site.

There is nothing more cheerful then beautiful women displaying all their charms for all to enjoy. Please, Please, Please send me free of charge some of your masterpieces of angelic art, especially of the goddesses that you are blessed to capture on film. I need some images of beautiful tender goddesses, please send me some free of charge -- I can?t afford to purchase that which I need or want. If you can supply me with some images of angelic goddesses, I would be eternally grateful -- any format is OK, books, photo books, VHS, DVD, cards, magazines, photos, anything, even damaged goods.

Thank You for Your Time and images of Goddesses.

<signed>

Jace · 03-09-2005, 02:38 PM

oh my god...i wonder if that is a standard letter he send to all the paysites....

Young · 03-09-2005, 02:38 PM

lol thats fucking classic. i wonder how much shit he gets with that.

naitirps · 03-09-2005, 02:39 PM

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The foot surgery on March 1st removed part of my foot and big toe

classic lol
anyone run a fetish foot site to hook a brotha up?!

CharlieBrown · 03-09-2005, 02:40 PM

uch, poor dude if thats true

TORTOISE · 03-09-2005, 02:40 PM

Well thats class

and he seems to have good letter writing skills.

irishfury · 03-09-2005, 02:43 PM

need to hire this man for blog entries

03-09-2005, 02:44 PM

The guy is going to turn the free shit into a profit on eBay... thats a lot of work. Wow...

Maybe he is in fact going to jerk off to it.

boner 2.0 · 03-09-2005, 02:45 PM

what the fuck batman

GatorB · 03-09-2005, 02:46 PM

Here's a suggestion for him

naitirps · 03-09-2005, 02:46 PM

i love how he calls porn "angelic goddesses" lolol

Michael O · 03-09-2005, 02:46 PM

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This surgery has left me like an eunuch

Why would he need access then?

killshot · 03-09-2005, 03:21 PM

wow.. thats better than the emails i get.

"Yo, hook me up with a free password"
i always reply with
"Yo, hook me up with your credit card"

flashfire · 03-09-2005, 03:22 PM

well at least hes trying

bopha · 03-09-2005, 03:37 PM

Sounds like that guy who wrote webgirls for years saying he was in a wheel chair and typed with a pen in his mouth. He was injured in a skydiving accident etc and needed webgirl pics or memberships. He was relentless and a real pain.

If I remember correctly, he was uncovered as a scammer.

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TORTOISE Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: LONDON/MONTREAL Posts: 734	Well thats class and he seems to have good letter writing skills.

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Pimp Dough Guest Posts: n/a	The guy is going to turn the free shit into a profit on eBay... thats a lot of work. Wow... Maybe he is in fact going to jerk off to it.

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flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	well at least hes trying

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bopha Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,882	Sounds like that guy who wrote webgirls for years saying he was in a wheel chair and typed with a pen in his mouth. He was injured in a skydiving accident etc and needed webgirl pics or memberships. He was relentless and a real pain. If I remember correctly, he was uncovered as a scammer.