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  • naitirps
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 761

    #1

    wtf, check out this support email rofl!

    To those like yourself who cares about their fellow man,

    Basically, I am going through a very rough period in my life. In the last ten years I had to deal with the murder of my Father ( home invasion ), the deaths of my Step Father and Grand Fathers within days of each other. deaths of uncles and aunts from heart failure and cancer. Death of my wife?s Mother. News that my Wife has fibroid tumors which I am concerned will someday become cancerous. Both her Sister and Mother had cancer related surgeries.

    Two years ago, I had to leave my job to be the care taker for both my Grand Mother and for my Mother ( who had a heart attack ). My Mother had to have various surgeries due to degenerative bone disease. I learned that I have the same condition. This last November, we had to place Grand Mother into a nursing home due to multiple strokes.

    I went on a 1500 calorie diet to avoid diabetes another common aliment in my family. My prostrate was removed in December of 2004 due to cancer. This surgery has left me like an eunuch. In January and February lumps were removed from various parts of my body, under arm, under toe and finger nails, etc., ... More surgeries are yet to come, freeze and scrap cancer in mouth, hole in mouth into sinuses, knee, implants.

    The foot surgery on March 1st removed part of my foot and big toe -- cancer and gout related. The cancer in my mouth is responding to medications, but surgery will be performed to be sure we got it all. As one specialist says I am cancer free, another one finds a new source, kind of cancer. I really dread seeing the doctors each week.

    If you ran into me on the street it is clear that I am a bit depressed. I am trying to develop and maintain a positive mindset, part of which is surrounding myself with images of beauty. I love nature in all her beauty -- rock formations, waterfalls, and beautiful women. I saw a little of what heaven must be like on your web site.

    There is nothing more cheerful then beautiful women displaying all their charms for all to enjoy. Please, Please, Please send me free of charge some of your masterpieces of angelic art, especially of the goddesses that you are blessed to capture on film. I need some images of beautiful tender goddesses, please send me some free of charge -- I can?t afford to purchase that which I need or want. If you can supply me with some images of angelic goddesses, I would be eternally grateful -- any format is OK, books, photo books, VHS, DVD, cards, magazines, photos, anything, even damaged goods.

    Thank You for Your Time and images of Goddesses.

    <signed>
    Programmer
    ICQ 44035273 | AIM spritwork | Email spritian at spritian dot com
  • Jace
    FBOP Class Of 2013
    • Jan 2004
    • 35562

    #2
    oh my god...i wonder if that is a standard letter he send to all the paysites....

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    • Young
      Bland for life
      • Nov 2004
      • 10468

      #3
      lol thats fucking classic. i wonder how much shit he gets with that.
      ★★★

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      • naitirps
        Confirmed User
        • May 2004
        • 761

        #4
        The foot surgery on March 1st removed part of my foot and big toe
        classic lol
        anyone run a fetish foot site to hook a brotha up?!
        Programmer
        ICQ 44035273 | AIM spritwork | Email spritian at spritian dot com

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        • CharlieBrown
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2002
          • 562

          #5
          uch, poor dude if thats true
          Simply the best site for Gay Porn Pictures ever

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          • TORTOISE
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2003
            • 734

            #6
            Well thats class and he seems to have good letter writing skills.

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            • irishfury
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2003
              • 2611

              #7
              need to hire this man for blog entries
              Trust no one there all snakes

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              • Pimp Dough

                #8
                The guy is going to turn the free shit into a profit on eBay... thats a lot of work. Wow...

                Maybe he is in fact going to jerk off to it.

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                • boner 2.0
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 10970

                  #9
                  what the fuck batman

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                  • GatorB
                    The Demon & 12clicks
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 18208

                    #10
                    Here's a suggestion for him

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                    • naitirps
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2004
                      • 761

                      #11
                      i love how he calls porn "angelic goddesses" lolol
                      Programmer
                      ICQ 44035273 | AIM spritwork | Email spritian at spritian dot com

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                      • Michael O
                        More Cowbell
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 10607

                        #12
                        This surgery has left me like an eunuch
                        Why would he need access then?
                        Truth Teller

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                        • killshot
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 456

                          #13
                          wow.. thats better than the emails i get.

                          "Yo, hook me up with a free password"
                          i always reply with
                          "Yo, hook me up with your credit card"

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                          • flashfire
                            ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 13098

                            #14
                            well at least hes trying

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                            • bopha
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 1882

                              #15
                              Sounds like that guy who wrote webgirls for years saying he was in a wheel chair and typed with a pen in his mouth. He was injured in a skydiving accident etc and needed webgirl pics or memberships. He was relentless and a real pain.

                              If I remember correctly, he was uncovered as a scammer.

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