| Barefootsies |
03-10-2005 07:56 AM |
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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX
i agree, i cant stand the chuckling and general crap... i rather hear the girl and thats it.
nothing worst than listening to two chubby pornographers chuckle while fucking and filming.
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:1orglaugh
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Some of the so-called "pornstars" out there look like they'd rather be having a fucking pedicure than getting banged by Studley Do-right. Disinterested sex is not entertaining.
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Fucking priceless!!!
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But nothing.... repeat: NOTHING... is worse that wanking to a film, you're almost there.... almost...... there...... the guy is really giving it to the hot porn babe from behind.... camera is just at the right angle..... you're about to pop a nut.... and then the fucking idiot retard of a camera guy pans up to show the guy's face. All is lost. Ten seconds goes by. Twenty. Buy the time the camera gets back to the action you're in the kitchen making coffee.
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**falls out of chair, feet kicking in the air with laughta**
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people that look more like they're just trying to fuck rather than make content. horrible cam angles, long long long long shots of the same thing that go on forever and the talking.
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Yes. Some are terrible. Perhaps they film from the vantage point they like. Mlae's faces. I know when we film, we try and keep in mind what people actually like (i.e. the women). Not the ceiling fan, or the super pan shots, and all the other bullshit. Plus we keep idiots off the sets. Last thing we need is 'commentary'. We are not making documentaries here, nor ffilming their stand up routines.
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I agree on that as well..It kinda ruins my hardon when some dude is yapping away and I want to beat off
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Yep. Between the options of a mute, or listening to Carrot Top. How fucking annoying.
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The barrier to entry when it comes to shooting content now is very low.
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Amen brotha.
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Even worse than talking is excessive moaning and groaning by guys. I was watching this one video a while back. This guy just wouldn't shut the fuck up. Even louder than the chick. But i figure, hey, he's just a vocal kinda guy. But then it gets worse. He goes down on her. This is a one on one situation by the way, so there's nobody else involved, and this guy is moaning like he's getting his cock sucked and all he's doing is licking her out. I can understand a few "mmm" sort things, but you'd think this guy was having multiple orgasms. It's fucking silly.
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Yes. Annoying. However, worse than that are these women who are trying to 'get into it' and howl and scream bloody murder when a dick/tongue/finger touches their clit and the decible level jumps a few thousand to the point of shattering glass.
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Talking is not nearly as bad as when the guy actor moans louder than the girl... wood killer for sure!
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They get paid less, and should moan less. If there must be a guy in the shoot, remain silent. Fucking a.
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I agree with everything that's written in that rant.
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:thumbsup
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Bullshit. I watch porn. I lnow what I like I know what my friends like. I never met ANY guy( that'ss triahgt ) that said to me. "Hey they are showing too much pussy I want more camera time of that guys face!"
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:1orglaugh
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I could do without the guy altogether. Give me realistic lesbian,strapon and dildo action anytime.
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AMEN!!
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How about a little teasing, flirting before the clothes come off?
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True enough.
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The most annoying is guys like the Bang Bros. vids where the camera guy is talking the entire time coaching on the guy/girl. He tells stupid jokes and his constant laughing is irritating as hell - thank god for the mute button.
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He's practicing for his 2nd job as a stand up comedian.
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