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Dirty F · 03-09-2005, 01:10 AM

A garlic bagel with

Creamcheese, preferably with chives.

On top of that some fresh smoked salmon.

And to finish it off add a teaspoon of pesto!

A nice cafe au lait and youre all set!

boner 2.0 · 03-09-2005, 01:11 AM

FUCK! I'm hungry now

Dirty F · 03-09-2005, 01:12 AM

Oh and the bagel should be toasted for 2 mins before adding everything on it.

Dirty F · 03-09-2005, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by boner 2.0

FUCK! I'm hungry now

Me too but luckily enough the best bagel place in town is across my house

xlogger · 03-09-2005, 01:13 AM

^ i bet that will taste like shit.

sextoyking · 03-09-2005, 01:13 AM

ahhh, Bagels and Lox. I grew up eating those almost every morning

A good jew boys breakfast...

reynold · 03-09-2005, 01:14 AM

This is "make you hungry" thread.

Dirty F · 03-09-2005, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by xlogger

^ i bet that will taste like shit.

Riiiight. Youre too young son, your taste will develop one day.

boner 2.0 · 03-09-2005, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Me too but luckily enough the best bagel place in town is across my house

I do have tomato pesto and bagel here, but I'm just too lazy

Maybe tomorrow! Bagel + pesto + eggs + chedar/suisse cheese with a glass of milk... awwww...

ThumbWolf · 03-09-2005, 01:18 AM

A blueberry bagel with strawberry cream cheese.

zentz · 03-09-2005, 01:19 AM

xlogger · 03-09-2005, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Riiiight. Youre too young son, your taste will develop one day.

InkedUpMess · 03-09-2005, 01:20 AM

A little red onion and light toasting on that bagel and we're set!!!

I LOVE a bagel with smoked salmon

smack · 03-09-2005, 01:28 AM

nix the pesto, pile some capers on there and i'm down.

rollinOn20s · 03-09-2005, 01:31 AM

How about just a plain old bagel with peanut butter!

evilpope · 03-09-2005, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Riiiight. Youre too young son, your taste will develop one day.

No, that probably will taste like shit, it comes from a jar. Pesto takes about 30 seconds to make fresh, why bother buying pre-made crap (I realize that you probably got that picture off the inet)?

Also, lox is not the same as smoked salmon. Smoked salmon is smoked and then shortly cured. Lox is not smoked at all, and is cured for a much longer time than smoked salmon.

Dirty F · 03-09-2005, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by evilpope

No, that probably will taste like shit, it comes from a jar. Pesto takes about 30 seconds to make fresh, why bother buying pre-made crap (I realize that you probably got that picture off the inet)?

Also, lox is not the same as smoked salmon. Smoked salmon is smoked and then shortly cured. Lox is not smoked at all, and is cured for a much longer time than smoked salmon.

Ofcourse fresh home made pesto is better but xlogger isnt talking about that. He just doesnt know what pesto is.

spunkmaster · 03-09-2005, 01:43 AM

It has to be a NY/NJ made bagel because the rest of the fuckers can ONLY MAKE
a pastry with a hole in it.

Same issue with pizza if you're from NY and move away !

Warren · 03-09-2005, 01:43 AM

I read You are comming over to Phoenix, stick a few frikandel's in You're bag for Me will You.

Dirty F · 03-09-2005, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by warren

I read You are comming over to Phoenix, stick a few frikandel's in You're bag for Me will You.

Hehe if i can find a decent hotel i will.
You know i havent touched those things in years...
I used to eat them a lot but if you know whats inside you will reconsider eating them again.

who · 03-09-2005, 01:45 AM

I smell metrosexuality in this thread.

webcrawler · 03-09-2005, 01:50 AM

I'm hungry.

MetaMan · 03-09-2005, 01:51 AM

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flashfire · 03-09-2005, 02:23 AM

looks pretty good but wheres the bacon?

SmokeyTheBear · 03-09-2005, 02:30 AM

WTF i just got up and made myself a bagel , then saw this thread..

I have smoked salmon cream cheese , but i went with a garden veggie custom cream cheese on an everything bagel ( onion garlic poppyseed )

MetaMan · 03-09-2005, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

WTF i just got up and made myself a bagel , then saw this thread..

I have smoked salmon cream cheese , but i went with a garden veggie custom cream cheese on an everything bagel ( onion garlic poppyseed )

when was the last time you left your house?

SmokeyTheBear · 03-09-2005, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

when was the last time you left your house?

LOL i travel on an almost daily basis. Between 3-5 countries on a monthly basis

MetaMan · 03-09-2005, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

LOL i travel on an almost daily basis. Between 3-5 countries on a monthly basis

do you make daily trips out to forest fires also!? /bad joke

im out of material for today, BEDTIME!

gangbangjoe · 03-09-2005, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by xlogger

^ i bet that will taste like shit.

no it tastes great...

try it with pasta and you`ll love it

SmokeyTheBear · 03-09-2005, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

do you make daily trips out to forest fires also!? /bad joke

im out of material for today, BEDTIME!

I built in a sprinkler system into the forest floor.

Dirty F · 03-09-2005, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

no it tastes great...

try it with pasta and you`ll love it

Yup, with pasta its very nice as well.

In combination with smoked salmon is not something a lot of people know of but believe me, its fucking good!

slipkid · 03-09-2005, 02:38 AM

I hope the bagel was cooked in New York...best bagels in the USA

Dirty F · 03-09-2005, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

WTF i just got up and made myself a bagel , then saw this thread..

I have smoked salmon cream cheese , but i went with a garden veggie custom cream cheese on an everything bagel ( onion garlic poppyseed )

I dont like poppyseeds :/

Anyway, just finished my bagel, drinking the coffee now

SmokeyTheBear · 03-09-2005, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

I dont like poppyseeds :/

Anyway, just finished my bagel, drinking the coffee now

eww coffee and bagel

I guess if your a coffee drinker it might be good ( like a donut )

I go with o.j.

* then again i'm smoking after so its not much better.

Dirty F · 03-09-2005, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

eww coffee and bagel

I guess if your a coffee drinker it might be good ( like a donut )

I go with o.j.

* then again i'm smoking after so its not much better.

Well, i always drink it after the bagel, i had pear juice while eating the bagel

Warren · 03-09-2005, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck

Hehe if i can find a decent hotel i will.
You know i havent touched those things in years...
I used to eat them a lot but if you know whats inside you will reconsider eating them again.

You can tell Me all about them in Phoenix if You make it out, My wife is half Dutch, her mother's family live in Eindhoven, We were there twice last year, visiting them all and of course W ehave been to Amsterdam many times

We will have to have a drink, I will be the guy with the girl below, no spam just a good way to know who I am http://www.martinawarren.com

PHPdude · 03-09-2005, 02:55 AM

that's pretty appetizing reminds me that I haven't eaten a decent meal for quite some time now

beemk · 03-09-2005, 03:00 AM

i like using smoked salmon and cheese on my omlette, not the lox though... the other kind that isnt sliced super thin.

BoNgHiTtA · 03-09-2005, 03:21 AM

Yeah scratch the pesto, load up the capers. Thats a serious bagel.

Dirty F · 03-09-2005, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by warren

You can tell Me all about them in Phoenix if You make it out, My wife is half Dutch, her mother's family live in Eindhoven, We were there twice last year, visiting them all and of course W ehave been to Amsterdam many times

We will have to have a drink, I will be the guy with the girl below, no spam just a good way to know who I am http://www.martinawarren.com

Hehe ok, i'll remember her

Lets hope i make it.

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