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Dirty F 03-09-2005 01:10 AM

The perfect bagel!
 
http://www.fenb.com/images/jpg/bagels.jpg
A garlic bagel with

http://www.billburg.com/articles/images/plain.gif
Creamcheese, preferably with chives.

On top of that some fresh smoked salmon.
http://www.isladelrey.cl/products/img/smokedsalmon.jpg

And to finish it off add a teaspoon of pesto!
http://www.sitoesaurito.it/pubregr/pesto.jpg

A nice cafe au lait and youre all set!
http://www.petuniasrestaurant.com/images/coffee.jpeg

boner 2.0 03-09-2005 01:11 AM

FUCK! I'm hungry now :mad:

Dirty F 03-09-2005 01:12 AM

Oh and the bagel should be toasted for 2 mins before adding everything on it.

Dirty F 03-09-2005 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boner 2.0
FUCK! I'm hungry now :mad:

Me too but luckily enough the best bagel place in town is across my house :)

xlogger 03-09-2005 01:13 AM

http://www.sitoesaurito.it/pubregr/pesto.jpg

^ i bet that will taste like shit. :1orglaugh

sextoyking 03-09-2005 01:13 AM

ahhh, Bagels and Lox. I grew up eating those almost every morning :)

A good jew boys breakfast...

reynold 03-09-2005 01:14 AM

This is "make you hungry" thread. :1orglaugh

Dirty F 03-09-2005 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger
http://www.sitoesaurito.it/pubregr/pesto.jpg

^ i bet that will taste like shit. :1orglaugh

Riiiight. Youre too young son, your taste will develop one day.

boner 2.0 03-09-2005 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Me too but luckily enough the best bagel place in town is across my house :)

I do have tomato pesto and bagel here, but I'm just too lazy :winkwink: Maybe tomorrow! Bagel + pesto + eggs + chedar/suisse cheese with a glass of milk... awwww... :error

ThumbWolf 03-09-2005 01:18 AM

A blueberry bagel with strawberry cream cheese.

zentz 03-09-2005 01:19 AM

http://blog.germuska.com/images/turkey.jpg

xlogger 03-09-2005 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Riiiight. Youre too young son, your taste will develop one day.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
http://safe.cpb.or.kr/textdata/HOMEP...20Man%2012.jpg

InkedUpMess 03-09-2005 01:20 AM

A little red onion and light toasting on that bagel and we're set!!!

I LOVE a bagel with smoked salmon

smack 03-09-2005 01:28 AM

nix the pesto, pile some capers on there and i'm down.

rollinOn20s 03-09-2005 01:31 AM

How about just a plain old bagel with peanut butter!

evilpope 03-09-2005 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Riiiight. Youre too young son, your taste will develop one day.

No, that probably will taste like shit, it comes from a jar. Pesto takes about 30 seconds to make fresh, why bother buying pre-made crap (I realize that you probably got that picture off the inet)?

Also, lox is not the same as smoked salmon. Smoked salmon is smoked and then shortly cured. Lox is not smoked at all, and is cured for a much longer time than smoked salmon.

Dirty F 03-09-2005 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evilpope
No, that probably will taste like shit, it comes from a jar. Pesto takes about 30 seconds to make fresh, why bother buying pre-made crap (I realize that you probably got that picture off the inet)?

Also, lox is not the same as smoked salmon. Smoked salmon is smoked and then shortly cured. Lox is not smoked at all, and is cured for a much longer time than smoked salmon.

Ofcourse fresh home made pesto is better but xlogger isnt talking about that. He just doesnt know what pesto is.

spunkmaster 03-09-2005 01:43 AM

It has to be a NY/NJ made bagel because the rest of the fuckers can ONLY MAKE
a pastry with a hole in it.

Same issue with pizza if you're from NY and move away !

Warren 03-09-2005 01:43 AM

I read You are comming over to Phoenix, stick a few frikandel's in You're bag for Me will You.

Dirty F 03-09-2005 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warren
I read You are comming over to Phoenix, stick a few frikandel's in You're bag for Me will You.

Hehe if i can find a decent hotel i will.
You know i havent touched those things in years...
I used to eat them a lot but if you know whats inside you will reconsider eating them again.

who 03-09-2005 01:45 AM

I smell metrosexuality in this thread.

webcrawler 03-09-2005 01:50 AM

I'm hungry.

MetaMan 03-09-2005 01:51 AM

Hello I am a hiking boot wearing, dick sucking, dodge neon buying queer.

flashfire 03-09-2005 02:23 AM

looks pretty good but wheres the bacon?

SmokeyTheBear 03-09-2005 02:30 AM

WTF i just got up and made myself a bagel , then saw this thread..

I have smoked salmon cream cheese , but i went with a garden veggie custom cream cheese on an everything bagel ( onion garlic poppyseed )

MetaMan 03-09-2005 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
WTF i just got up and made myself a bagel , then saw this thread..

I have smoked salmon cream cheese , but i went with a garden veggie custom cream cheese on an everything bagel ( onion garlic poppyseed )


when was the last time you left your house?

SmokeyTheBear 03-09-2005 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
when was the last time you left your house?

LOL i travel on an almost daily basis. Between 3-5 countries on a monthly basis

MetaMan 03-09-2005 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
LOL i travel on an almost daily basis. Between 3-5 countries on a monthly basis

do you make daily trips out to forest fires also!? /bad joke

im out of material for today, BEDTIME!

gangbangjoe 03-09-2005 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger
http://www.sitoesaurito.it/pubregr/pesto.jpg

^ i bet that will taste like shit. :1orglaugh



no it tastes great...



try it with pasta and you`ll love it

SmokeyTheBear 03-09-2005 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
do you make daily trips out to forest fires also!? /bad joke

im out of material for today, BEDTIME!

I built in a sprinkler system into the forest floor.

Dirty F 03-09-2005 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
no it tastes great...



try it with pasta and you`ll love it

Yup, with pasta its very nice as well.

In combination with smoked salmon is not something a lot of people know of but believe me, its fucking good!

slipkid 03-09-2005 02:38 AM

I hope the bagel was cooked in New York...best bagels in the USA

Dirty F 03-09-2005 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
WTF i just got up and made myself a bagel , then saw this thread..

I have smoked salmon cream cheese , but i went with a garden veggie custom cream cheese on an everything bagel ( onion garlic poppyseed )

I dont like poppyseeds :/

Anyway, just finished my bagel, drinking the coffee now :)

SmokeyTheBear 03-09-2005 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
I dont like poppyseeds :/

Anyway, just finished my bagel, drinking the coffee now :)

eww coffee and bagel :(

I guess if your a coffee drinker it might be good ( like a donut )

I go with o.j. :)

* then again i'm smoking after so its not much better.

Dirty F 03-09-2005 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
eww coffee and bagel :(

I guess if your a coffee drinker it might be good ( like a donut )

I go with o.j. :)

* then again i'm smoking after so its not much better.

Well, i always drink it after the bagel, i had pear juice while eating the bagel :)

Warren 03-09-2005 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Hehe if i can find a decent hotel i will.
You know i havent touched those things in years...
I used to eat them a lot but if you know whats inside you will reconsider eating them again.


You can tell Me all about them in Phoenix if You make it out, My wife is half Dutch, her mother's family live in Eindhoven, We were there twice last year, visiting them all and of course W ehave been to Amsterdam many times

We will have to have a drink, I will be the guy with the girl below, no spam just a good way to know who I am http://www.martinawarren.com

PHPdude 03-09-2005 02:55 AM

that's pretty appetizing reminds me that I haven't eaten a decent meal for quite some time now

beemk 03-09-2005 03:00 AM

i like using smoked salmon and cheese on my omlette, not the lox though... the other kind that isnt sliced super thin.

BoNgHiTtA 03-09-2005 03:21 AM

Yeah scratch the pesto, load up the capers. Thats a serious bagel.

Dirty F 03-09-2005 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warren
You can tell Me all about them in Phoenix if You make it out, My wife is half Dutch, her mother's family live in Eindhoven, We were there twice last year, visiting them all and of course W ehave been to Amsterdam many times

We will have to have a drink, I will be the guy with the girl below, no spam just a good way to know who I am http://www.martinawarren.com


Hehe ok, i'll remember her :)

Lets hope i make it.


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