SonOfSam Shatters Masturbation World Record! - GoFuckYourself.com

TruckStopProductions · 03-07-2005, 05:22 PM

March 7, 2005

It's official, sonofsam is the new king of anus masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, sonofsam achieved 36 anus orgasms in a 24 hour period with a silver bullet butt plug!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, sonofsam remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 gay films in his library and 3 black & white televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of hardcore gay footage to aid him in his gay quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his rektum that sonofsam is not your average anus masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, sonofsam was quoted as saying, "anus masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training with my father since since I was 11 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period.sonofsam is available for comment only on GFY.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, sonofsam said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my anus to soothe the burning".

BastarD · 03-07-2005, 05:24 PM

Young · 03-07-2005, 05:25 PM

thaifan99 · 03-07-2005, 05:26 PM

Useless without pics!!

sonofsam · 03-07-2005, 05:27 PM

i'm just flattered that someone spent this much time on me

sonofsam · 03-07-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by thaifan99

Useless without pics!!

there is a pic.. scroll up

nofx · 03-07-2005, 05:30 PM

TrashMan you truely are a cun.t

CybermedAndy · 03-07-2005, 05:33 PM

Truckstopproductions, sonofsam fucking owns you, how much time you spend writing that lame attempt at slagging sonofsam.

Go change your name to sonofsam'sbitch .

TruckStopProductions · 03-07-2005, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

TrashMan you truely are a cun.t

thanks.. so when do i become a pussy

i wanan start fuckin' myself.

sonofsam · 03-07-2005, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by AngelDollarsAndy

Truckstopproductions, sonofsam fucking owns you, how much time you spend writing that lame attempt at slagging sonofsam.

Go change your name to sonofsam'sbitch .

haha thanks andy... no worries though... its actually pretty funny heh

so truckstop.... lets see some more photochops

TruckStopProductions · 03-07-2005, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngelDollarsAndy

Truckstopproductions, sonofsam fucking owns you, how much time you spend writing that lame attempt at slagging sonofsam.

Go change your name to sonofsam'sbitch .

open your mouth so i can take a dump in it!!

sonofsam · 03-07-2005, 05:38 PM

kay you're not even funny... at least make an attempt to bash someone.... andy gets to see how girls all days.. what do you do? drive around the ghetto in your moms minivan and offer crackheads a 20rock to do a scene?

TruckStopProductions · 03-07-2005, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

kay you're not even funny... at least make an attempt to bash someone.... andy gets to see how girls all days.. what do you do? drive around the ghetto in your moms minivan and offer crackheads a 20rock to do a scene?

yeah but it works.

if im liein' go ask ccbill...

they love me to death

nojob · 03-07-2005, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngelDollarsAndy

Truckstopproductions, sonofsam fucking owns you, how much time you spend writing that lame attempt at slagging sonofsam.

Go change your name to sonofsam'sbitch .

so true. he should

SmokeyTheBear · 03-09-2005, 09:41 AM

wow thats interesting

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