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Old 03-07-2005, 05:22 PM  
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:tongue SonOfSam Shatters Masturbation World Record!

March 7, 2005

It's official, sonofsam is the new king of anus masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, sonofsam achieved 36 anus orgasms in a 24 hour period with a silver bullet butt plug!


Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, sonofsam remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 gay films in his library and 3 black & white televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of hardcore gay footage to aid him in his gay quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his rektum that sonofsam is not your average anus masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, sonofsam was quoted as saying, "anus masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training with my father since since I was 11 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period.sonofsam is available for comment only on GFY.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, sonofsam said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my anus to soothe the burning".


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