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XPorn · 03-04-2005, 07:16 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/04/chi....ap/index.html

"St. James Davis had severe facial injuries and would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose, Dr. Maureen Martin of Kern Medical Center told KGET-TV of Bakersfield. His TESTICLES and a foot also were severed"

ouch.

XPorn

Spunky · 03-04-2005, 07:17 AM

Hell yea those fuckers can be fatal

SomeCreep · 03-04-2005, 07:25 AM

America loves chimps. So much in fact, we even voted one as president.

CE_BigB · 03-04-2005, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPorn

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/04/chi....ap/index.html

"St. James Davis had severe facial injuries and would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose, Dr. Maureen Martin of Kern Medical Center told KGET-TV of Bakersfield. His TESTICLES and a foot also were severed"

ouch.

XPorn

They humans were at the Animal Shelter visiting their pet Chimp "MOE".
This chimp had lived with them in their home for over 20 yrs - They had brought Moe back from Africa after a poacher had killed the chimps mother...
Moe had been removed from their West Covina CA home after biting a womans finger. The couple have been visiting the Chimp at the shelter since October of last year and have been waging a legal battle to get the chimp back to their home. This has been a pretty big story in the San Gabriel Valley of So Cal... where I reside...

The couple had came to the Animal shelter and brought Moe a birthday cake and were standing outside the cage when two chimps from an ajoining cage got out of the cage somehow and attacked the humans.

The two attacking chimps were shot.
two other chimps that escaped, but did not attack the humans were recovered later by the Animal Shelter's owner...

This story is terrible... I hope the West Covina's officials that created this whole fiasco dont sleep well for weeks

Big B

Greg B · 03-04-2005, 08:04 AM

Optic · 03-04-2005, 08:44 AM

There was a joke about scientists. People in Soviets used dogs for test and American - chimps. But I forgot the thing to laugh at.

thaifan99 · 03-04-2005, 08:48 AM

Damn.......... those cuddly wuddly little shits can get nasty!!

NastyTaylor · 03-04-2005, 08:55 AM

Poor man!!

XPorn · 03-04-2005, 09:06 AM

GregB - LOL

Pete-KT · 03-04-2005, 09:10 AM

we have a chimp in the whitehouse

Susan F · 03-04-2005, 09:44 AM

That is unbelievable!

Greg B · 03-04-2005, 12:22 PM

This chimpanzee attack story has been at the top of the news all day. More than Martha Stewart and Michael Jackson.

I know chimps. Studied them in college and on. They are NO FUCKING JOKE. I have two friends who raise various primates and chimps and mandrills are not to be fucked with.

One chimp at 130lbs has the strength of 5 human men. They're fast too!

They're just as murderous and jealous as we are. They'll kill their children just like we do.

The news said the chimp bit the dude's face off. OFF. Eye and nose had to be found. Dude's foot was gnawed off too. His testicles were gnawed off and found in some other room.

Dude wins this year's ' Most Fucked Up Mofo of the Year Award '. Nobody could top this shit.

Only thing you can do for him is to pray for him.

FelixFlow · 03-08-2005, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg B

This chimpanzee attack story has been at the top of the news all day. More than Martha Stewart and Michael Jackson.

I know chimps. Studied them in college and on. They are NO FUCKING JOKE. I have two friends who raise various primates and chimps and mandrills are not to be fucked with.

One chimp at 130lbs has the strength of 5 human men. They're fast too!

They're just as murderous and jealous as we are. They'll kill their children just like we do.

The news said the chimp bit the dude's face off. OFF. Eye and nose had to be found. Dude's foot was gnawed off too. His testicles were gnawed off and found in some other room.

Dude wins this year's ' Most Fucked Up Mofo of the Year Award '. Nobody could top this shit.

Only thing you can do for him is to pray for him.

they severed ALL of his fingers of both hands, his nuts, his nose, his lips, one eyball, and his cheek

plus one of his heels and toes from one foot

fucking insane!!!

jonesy · 03-08-2005, 01:18 AM

i thought this was about matt "chipmunk" from sex money when i first saw it

GweedZilla · 03-08-2005, 01:20 AM

*shudder* *wince*

erehwon · 03-08-2005, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg B

This chimpanzee attack story has been at the top of the news all day. More than Martha Stewart and Michael Jackson.

I know chimps. Studied them in college and on. They are NO FUCKING JOKE. I have two friends who raise various primates and chimps and mandrills are not to be fucked with.

One chimp at 130lbs has the strength of 5 human men. They're fast too!

They're just as murderous and jealous as we are. They'll kill their children just like we do.

The news said the chimp bit the dude's face off. OFF. Eye and nose had to be found. Dude's foot was gnawed off too. His testicles were gnawed off and found in some other room.

Seriously, I'm hoping the old guy makes it, but I am not holding my breath, chimps have been known to attack and murder kids in Africa, not to mention zoo-keepers here in the U.S.

reynold · 03-08-2005, 01:40 AM

Oh man, that's gotta hurt real bad.

Major (Tom) · 03-08-2005, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg B

This chimpanzee attack story has been at the top of the news all day. More than Martha Stewart and Michael Jackson.

I know chimps. Studied them in college and on. They are NO FUCKING JOKE. I have two friends who raise various primates and chimps and mandrills are not to be fucked with.

One chimp at 130lbs has the strength of 5 human men. They're fast too!

They're just as murderous and jealous as we are. They'll kill their children just like we do.

The news said the chimp bit the dude's face off. OFF. Eye and nose had to be found. Dude's foot was gnawed off too. His testicles were gnawed off and found in some other room.

Dude wins this year's ' Most Fucked Up Mofo of the Year Award '. Nobody could top this shit.

Only thing you can do for him is to pray for him.

I wonder how they got him out of his pants to bite his testes off.

Duke

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Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	This chimpanzee attack story has been at the top of the news all day. More than Martha Stewart and Michael Jackson. I know chimps. Studied them in college and on. They are NO FUCKING JOKE. I have two friends who raise various primates and chimps and mandrills are not to be fucked with. One chimp at 130lbs has the strength of 5 human men. They're fast too! They're just as murderous and jealous as we are. They'll kill their children just like we do. The news said the chimp bit the dude's face off. OFF. Eye and nose had to be found. Dude's foot was gnawed off too. His testicles were gnawed off and found in some other room. Dude wins this year's ' Most Fucked Up Mofo of the Year Award '. Nobody could top this shit. Only thing you can do for him is to pray for him.

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