Originally Posted by Greg B

This chimpanzee attack story has been at the top of the news all day. More than Martha Stewart and Michael Jackson.

I know chimps. Studied them in college and on. They are NO FUCKING JOKE. I have two friends who raise various primates and chimps and mandrills are not to be fucked with.

One chimp at 130lbs has the strength of 5 human men. They're fast too!

They're just as murderous and jealous as we are. They'll kill their children just like we do.

The news said the chimp bit the dude's face off. OFF. Eye and nose had to be found. Dude's foot was gnawed off too. His testicles were gnawed off and found in some other room.