If there is such a thing as a male lesbian.... - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 03-07-2005, 06:33 PM

Lets see... A lesbian typically has short hair, doesn't bother shaving her legs or pits, no bra, and forgets to cross her legs when she sits. Oh yes, and they like to eat pie if you know what I mean.

Don't know about you but that sounds an aweful lot like me.

Therefore I'm a lesbian. Any other male lesbians in the house?

MARAKAS · 03-07-2005, 06:34 PM

its all bout me!

Bird · 03-07-2005, 07:36 PM

Muff Dvr

wargames · 03-07-2005, 07:38 PM

WTF...

CDSmith · 03-07-2005, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rutantric

Muff Dvr

Exactly.

4Pics · 03-07-2005, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Lets see... A lesbian typically has short hair, doesn't bother shaving her legs or pits, no bra, and forgets to cross her legs when she sits. Oh yes, and they like to eat pie if you know what I mean.

Don't know about you but that sounds an aweful lot like me.

Therefore I'm a lesbian. Any other male lesbians in the house?

You aren't describing the Lesbian NICHE we sell on the net.

boner 2.0 · 03-07-2005, 10:14 PM

I just have a huge clit

who · 03-07-2005, 10:17 PM

I think they like to be called Metrosexual.

SleazyDream · 03-07-2005, 10:18 PM

raises hand

BIGTYMER · 03-07-2005, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by .?.

I think they like to be called Metrosexual.

Most metros shave.

DTK · 03-07-2005, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by 4Pics

You aren't describing the Lesbian NICHE we sell on the net.

The man has a point

Spunky · 03-07-2005, 10:34 PM

cool1 · 03-07-2005, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Lets see... A lesbian typically has short hair, doesn't bother shaving her legs or pits, no bra, and forgets to cross her legs when she sits. Oh yes, and they like to eat pie if you know what I mean.

Don't know about you but that sounds an aweful lot like me.

Therefore I'm a lesbian. Any other male lesbians in the house?

Ya I think so
I don't have short hair, but every thing else fits

GammaCash_Dom · 03-07-2005, 11:08 PM

proud lesbian

luv$ · 03-07-2005, 11:09 PM

where did u dissapear to?

Jace · 03-07-2005, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

that dude trips me out every time I see that......haha

my mind gets so conflicted

iwantchixx · 03-07-2005, 11:49 PM

I know an actual male lesbian. He was born with BOTH parts and the wrong ones were removed as a toddler. He plans to go for a sex change in China in a couple years to be turned back into a female. Here's the kicker, he likes girls. So I told him "Why not keep the penis and save yourself the money on strap-ons?"

His reply? "I'd rather use a strapon, I'm a girl, I don't use my penis. It's useless to me during sex"

The penis actually functions like any other penis does. but he would rather make lesbian love.

Poor fella, must be pretty messed up in the head.

TRUE male lesbian right now

Skillz Unlimited · 03-08-2005, 12:00 AM

Quote:

I know an actual male lesbian. He was born with BOTH parts and the wrong ones were removed as a toddler. He plans to go for a sex change in China in a couple years to be turned back into a female. Here's the kicker, he likes girls. So I told him "Why not keep the penis and save yourself the money on strap-ons? His reply? "I'd rather use a strapon, I'm a girl, I don't use my penis. It's useless to me during sex"

The penis actually functions like any other penis does. but he would rather make lesbian love.

Poor fella, must be pretty messed up in the head.
"

That is pretty fucked up.

reynold · 03-08-2005, 01:20 AM

I guess I'm a male lesbian too.

klinton · 03-08-2005, 01:31 AM

03-07-2005, 06:33 PM	#1
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iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	I know an actual male lesbian. He was born with BOTH parts and the wrong ones were removed as a toddler. He plans to go for a sex change in China in a couple years to be turned back into a female. Here's the kicker, he likes girls. So I told him "Why not keep the penis and save yourself the money on strap-ons?" His reply? "I'd rather use a strapon, I'm a girl, I don't use my penis. It's useless to me during sex" The penis actually functions like any other penis does. but he would rather make lesbian love. Poor fella, must be pretty messed up in the head. TRUE male lesbian right now

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