If there is such a thing as a male lesbian....
 

Lets see... A lesbian typically has short hair, doesn't bother shaving her legs or pits, no bra, and forgets to cross her legs when she sits. Oh yes, and they like to eat pie if you know what I mean.

Don't know about you but that sounds an aweful lot like me.

Therefore I'm a lesbian. Any other male lesbians in the house?

its all bout me!

rutantric
 

Muff Dvr

WTF...:1orglaugh

Exactly.

You aren't describing the Lesbian NICHE we sell on the net.

I just have a huge clit :2 cents:

I think they like to be called Metrosexual.

raises hand

Most metros shave.

The man has a point :thumbsup

Ya I think so
I don't have short hair, but every thing else fits

proud lesbian :thumbsup

where did u dissapear to?

that dude trips me out every time I see that......haha

my mind gets so conflicted

I know an actual male lesbian. He was born with BOTH parts and the wrong ones were removed as a toddler. He plans to go for a sex change in China in a couple years to be turned back into a female. Here's the kicker, he likes girls. So I told him "Why not keep the penis and save yourself the money on strap-ons?"

His reply? "I'd rather use a strapon, I'm a girl, I don't use my penis. It's useless to me during sex"

The penis actually functions like any other penis does. but he would rather make lesbian love.

Poor fella, must be pretty messed up in the head.

TRUE male lesbian right now :)

That is pretty fucked up.

I guess I'm a male lesbian too. :1orglaugh

:)
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