Common Sense For Gallery Builders

[Jamdin]

Making a gallery is not that hard. All you have to do is slap some pics along with a sponsor banner and text praising the hell out of that sponsor. However, it does take common sense when dealing with niches. Here are a few:

1) Don't use a pic of a woman in any gay men galleries. Likewise, don't use any men in a lesbian gallery. If you are making a bisexual gallery then do both

2) Skinny sluts are not plump women & vice versa.

3) Women are considered teen if they are under the age of 25. Likewise, women over the age of 40 are considereed mature. Granny pics belong in the mature category.

4) Watersports means a person urinating not a babe taking a bath (unless she's pissing in the bath)

5) Blondes are light-haired, brunettes are dark haired & redheads have a red tint. Don't mix the three if trying to sell a blonde sponsor.

6) Use names when using celebrities, super models & pornstars whenever possible. Make sure you're using appropiate sponsors. Don't promote pornstar site if your showing pics of Jessica Alba but do use a celebrity sponsor instead.

7) Do not make the text sound like the woman is taking penis enlarging pills. You want the guy to buy the pills unless you're promoting enlarged clits

8) Interracial means two or more mixed colored people screwing (usually ebony & ivory). They don't mean a just a black couple screwing.

9) If doing illustrated stories then try to get the action in the pics to match up with the story. A story about shemales with pics of teens just won't cut it.

10) Make sure your links work. This includes links to your sponsors as well as the thumbs.

11) Make different gallery layouts to keep from getting bored & burned out. Do a plain page one time & a spicy version next.

12) Be creative with the text. Surfers are bored with the same "Teen Hottie Nude" so go for "Young Beauty Shows Santa Her Virgin Pussy".

Now you get the idea so Merry Christmas

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[Darren]

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[Jamdin]

Sure, feel free to use it.

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by Jamdin:


3) Women are considered teen if they are under the age of 25. Likewise, women over the age of 40 are considereed mature. Granny pics belong in the mature category.

and of they are between the ages of 25 and 40, they should be labeled "amateur" ))

[Steve]

Originally posted by SykkBoy2:
and of they are between the ages of 25 and 40, they should be labeled "amateur" ))

Well, if they are between 25-40 and hot looking, they go in "Babes". Amateurs is for real, normal looking models, Babes is for silicon enhanced, hardbody types. Unless they use too much silicon. Then they go into Busty/Big Tits. Or if they are famous, like Aria, Nikki Nova, or any pornstar. And it gets real confusing if you have pics of an over 40 hot looking busty pornstar.....

[Lord Assmore]

Originally posted by Jamdin:
3) Women are considered teen if they are under the age of 25. Likewise, women over the age of 40 are considereed mature. Granny pics belong in the mature category.

hmmm.. my idea of 'mature' was 35 - 50 year olds.
Granny = 50+

[Jamdin]

Ah, but only if there is a granny category

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[Webmaster101]

Damnit...I was making bank of newbies submitting teen galleries to mature and things like that...thanks for blowing my profit! ;p

[Gont]

A mature is a mature the moment their boobs are going downward

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[Sjayne]

any woman over 30 can be used in some way to promote mature. Obviously, the older the easier it is to find sponsors. However, a number of the mature sites have banners promoting 'over 30's'.

30 - 40 - I promote as an alternative to teens..ie real women

40 - 50 - I promote as mom/teacher/aunt type

50+ is granny material. Those rare pics of really really old women are treated almost as a bizarre or freak type content.

my 2 cents.

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[playa]

Originally posted by Jamdin:
Making a gallery is not that hard. All you have to do is slap some pics along with a sponsor banner and text praising the hell out of that sponsor. However, it does take common sense when dealing with niches. Here are a few:

1) Don't use a pic of a woman in any gay men galleries. Likewise, don't use any men in a lesbian gallery. If you are making a bisexual gallery then do both

2) Skinny sluts are not plump women & vice versa.

3) Women are considered teen if they are under the age of 25. Likewise, women over the age of 40 are considereed mature. Granny pics belong in the mature category.

4) Watersports means a person urinating not a babe taking a bath (unless she's pissing in the bath)

5) Blondes are light-haired, brunettes are dark haired & redheads have a red tint. Don't mix the three if trying to sell a blonde sponsor.

6) Use names when using celebrities, super models & pornstars whenever possible. Make sure you're using appropiate sponsors. Don't promote pornstar site if your showing pics of Jessica Alba but do use a celebrity sponsor instead.

7) Do not make the text sound like the woman is taking penis enlarging pills. You want the guy to buy the pills unless you're promoting enlarged clits

8) Interracial means two or more mixed colored people screwing (usually ebony & ivory). They don't mean a just a black couple screwing.

9) If doing illustrated stories then try to get the action in the pics to match up with the story. A story about shemales with pics of teens just won't cut it.

10) Make sure your links work. This includes links to your sponsors as well as the thumbs.

11) Make different gallery layouts to keep from getting bored & burned out. Do a plain page one time & a spicy version next.

12) Be creative with the text. Surfers are bored with the same "Teen Hottie Nude" so go for "Young Beauty Shows Santa Her Virgin Pussy".

Now you get the idea so Merry Christmas

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[Theo]

this reminds me a porn story i have read some years ago. A guy was reffering to some woman describing some sex scenes they had and at the end he closed with something like this:"i felt very bad when she died. I know people dont live for ever, but she was full of live at the age of 88."

[421Fill]

Ahhhh fuckin' Mennnnnnn!!!

I hate getting submissions that say hardcore and end up having some lame ass amateur fingering her fuckin' clit..... Where's the fucking dick? There's gotta be a dick in 'hardcore'. Right?

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[Doctor Dre]

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[Jamdin]

Sorry, Dre, but I don't have icq any longer. Got rid of it a year or more & haven't been back. You can contact me at [email protected]

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[quiet]

Originally posted by Jamdin:
Sorry, Dre, but I don't have icq any longer. Got rid of it a year or more & haven't been back.

icq is a huge time waster. got rid of it last year too. email and the phone work much better for us.

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by quiet:
icq is a huge time waster. got rid of it last year too. email and the phone work much better for us.

I hate to tell you this but ICQ is really almost essential for business in the TGP marketplace now. Unless you're AL4A or the Hun you gota spend a good portion of your day begging for trades and gallery placements and most TGP site owners (the VAST MAJORITY) use it. Basically unless you have 400K/day bookmarks if don't use ICQ while trying to be in the TGP marketplace you're just fooling yourself and only making a fraction of what you could be doing.