GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - View Single Post

playa · 12-13-2001, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamdin:
Making a gallery is not that hard. All you have to do is slap some pics along with a sponsor banner and text praising the hell out of that sponsor. However, it does take common sense when dealing with niches. Here are a few:

1) Don't use a pic of a woman in any gay men galleries. Likewise, don't use any men in a lesbian gallery. If you are making a bisexual gallery then do both

2) Skinny sluts are not plump women & vice versa.

3) Women are considered teen if they are under the age of 25. Likewise, women over the age of 40 are considereed mature. Granny pics belong in the mature category.

4) Watersports means a person urinating not a babe taking a bath (unless she's pissing in the bath)

5) Blondes are light-haired, brunettes are dark haired & redheads have a red tint. Don't mix the three if trying to sell a blonde sponsor.

6) Use names when using celebrities, super models & pornstars whenever possible. Make sure you're using appropiate sponsors. Don't promote pornstar site if your showing pics of Jessica Alba but do use a celebrity sponsor instead.

7) Do not make the text sound like the woman is taking penis enlarging pills. You want the guy to buy the pills unless you're promoting enlarged clits

8) Interracial means two or more mixed colored people screwing (usually ebony & ivory). They don't mean a just a black couple screwing.

9) If doing illustrated stories then try to get the action in the pics to match up with the story. A story about shemales with pics of teens just won't cut it.

10) Make sure your links work. This includes links to your sponsors as well as the thumbs.

11) Make different gallery layouts to keep from getting bored & burned out. Do a plain page one time & a spicy version next.

12) Be creative with the text. Surfers are bored with the same "Teen Hottie Nude" so go for "Young Beauty Shows Santa Her Virgin Pussy".

Now you get the idea so Merry Christmas

------------------
------------
Playa
icq#38147712
www.NoBSdialer.com
Promote Click Cash and Get $50