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25 year old with dark eyes (pic)
err... I mean 125 year old.
![]() By STAN LEHMAN, Associated Press Writer SAO PAULO, Brazil - An elderly woman living in a small, wooden shack in rural southern Brazil could be the world's oldest living woman, according to a Brazilian record-keeping organization. Maria Olivia da Silva, who recently celebrated her 125th birthday, "is definitely the oldest living woman in Brazil and possibly in the entire world," said Iolete Cadari, administrative director of RankBrasil, this country's equivalent to the Guinness World Records. Da Silva's birth certificate shows that she was born Feb. 28, 1880 in the city of Itapetininga, Sao Paulo state, Cadari said by telephone. She currently lives in the small town of Astorga, some 370 miles west of Sao Paulo in the state of Parana. Laura McTurk, a spokeswoman for Guinness World Records in London said by e-mail that the organization was researching its records for any information on da Silva. She said Guinness may have an official statement on Friday. According to the Guinness World Records Web site, the world's oldest woman is 113-year-old Hendrikje Van Andel-Schipper, who was born June 29, 1890. Da Silva, whom Cadari described as "mentally sound and rational," was married twice and has outlived all but three of her 14 children ? four of them adopted. "Her memory is impressive and she loves to talk," Cadari said, adding that Da Silva lives with her 58-year-old adopted son, Aparecido H. Silva. |
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And here I thought there would be a picture of you. I'm so disappointed.
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But she LOOKS dead.
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that's amazing
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wow. 125 years old.
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wow... that's amazing... dunno if i would wanna live until i was 125 years old though...
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i fucked her
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Imagine all the things this old lady has seen.
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Every time these "oldest living persons" hits the news, they end up dieing within a month! Fuck!
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ewww..
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put her on the Swan
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She's scary
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Dang 125 years old? Holy crap.
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yikes, she looks worse than dead
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I wonder is she ever did anal
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Loliiitaaa
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fuck, scary pic :/
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omg I got scared!
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Somebody let her know that I'm offering her an opportunity to show her body to the world. Sales on that old braud would be HELLA HOT!
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She can surely be cast for horror movie roles
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thats one old wrinkly bitch lol
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dirty slut
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is that your GF ?
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Holy shit. Wish I could live to be that old.
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Weeee!! go Brazil!!
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Well if i was 150 she's look pretty good!
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Real sad how the human body disintegrates with age
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Ok Ok who would hit it. Look at that ring her finger is like a tree that grew around it. They'll have to break it off to get that ring
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I'd love to get a bj, it would feel awesome!
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Can you imagine out living your kids? That would suck, nobody to really talk to.
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fuck that chick looks evil man, those are are so strong looking.
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