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Voodoo · 03-04-2005, 11:26 PM

Bushwack Interview #1 - SleazyDream

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Bushwack Interview #1

SleazyDream

SleazyDream is a guy who likes to spend his time on message boards and runs a TGP. He enjoys long walks on the beach, watching movies, camping and spending time plotting his next bukakke session.

1. Why is your vagina so hairy?
2. How many times a day do you touch your privates?
3. Have you ever had sexual fantasies about Juicylinks?
3. Are you wondering why there are two number 3s?
4. What is your favorite GFY smiley?
5. Would you hit it?
6. Were you breast fed as a little baby?
7. What's your favorite color?
8. Can I get a what what?
9. How do you spell relief?
10. Is it over yet?

Sleazy has been involved with many Metrosexual Liberation Groups, and has an extensive stock pile of baby wipes stashed in his closet, because he doesn't like the roughness of regular toilet paper.

DavidVH · 03-04-2005, 11:27 PM

asdf@#%#@Q$%^

Spunky · 03-04-2005, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DavidVH

asdf@#%#@Q$%^

Huh..no comprend amigo

SleazyDream · 03-04-2005, 11:31 PM

the first time someone did this on me it was midly funny, the second time it was lame - the third time it was stupid.

this time, i duno.... it's just sad

.:St Ides:. · 03-04-2005, 11:34 PM

.:St Ides:. · 03-04-2005, 11:34 PM

oh I am laughing at sleazy's reply, not the thread itself

Voodoo · 03-04-2005, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

the first time someone did this on me it was midly funny, the second time it was lame - the third time it was stupid.

this time, i duno.... it's just sad

:food-smil

emthree · 03-05-2005, 12:05 AM

gar,l garhar

2HousePlague · 03-05-2005, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

the first time someone did this on me it was midly funny, the second time it was lame - the third time it was stupid.

this time, i duno.... it's just sad

You gotta admit, though, some of these questions are FUUUUNNY!

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3. Are you wondering why there are two number 3s?

5. Would you hit it?

8. Can I get a what what?

Okay, maybe not that funny -

j-

kuthi123 · 03-05-2005, 01:05 AM

another drama?

Tala · 03-05-2005, 01:11 AM

Wake Me when it's funny.

Voodoo · 03-05-2005, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Tala

Wake Me when it's funny.

No, go back to sleep.

lloyd · 03-05-2005, 01:22 AM

ya this is on the lame side, but some day someone needs to do a proper one for you sleazy.. maybe have a vote on who is qualified i dunno..

03-04-2005, 11:31 PM	#4
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03-04-2005, 11:26 PM	#1
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03-04-2005, 11:27 PM	#2
DavidVH Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas Posts: 300	asdf@#%#@Q$%^

03-04-2005, 11:34 PM	#5
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03-05-2005, 01:05 AM	#10
kuthi123 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,478	another drama?

03-05-2005, 01:22 AM	#13
lloyd Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: 858/604 Posts: 798	ya this is on the lame side, but some day someone needs to do a proper one for you sleazy.. maybe have a vote on who is qualified i dunno..