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Sosa 03-04-2005 11:16 PM

all those trannies hurt my eyes!

Evil Jawa 03-04-2005 11:50 PM

LOL, this thread is a joke.

$1k so that he tells you how to spam Yahoo ? :1orglaugh

Ask for his google listings. There are none.

~Ray 03-05-2005 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Jawa
LOL, this thread is a joke.

$1k so that he tells you how to spam Yahoo ? :1orglaugh

Ask for his google listings. There are none.

You too, are always welcome to test me for free...

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439456

we can do the seo course next month... no problem.

~Ray

Evil Jawa 03-05-2005 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex
You too, are always welcome to test me for free...

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439456

we can do the seo course next month... no problem.

~Ray


What is there to test ? All your traffic comes from spamming the fuck out of Yahoo.

Why don't you show us your google listings ?

Boss Traffic Jim 03-05-2005 12:10 AM

This thread is a joke, ...hahaha, some funny BS being spewed here :1orglaugh

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emthree 03-05-2005 01:21 AM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahha
The "help" you're offering can be found free on the net and forums or @ 400/hour or less for 1-on-1 session.

Your rankings are far from impressive, and i'm no seo expert.

thaifan99 03-05-2005 01:59 AM

SEO is not rocket science........... Just sit down and look and think about it.....work it out!

Trax 03-05-2005 02:06 AM

I don't get this... for 1000 bucks I could talk more than 3 hours to ten times better SEO's.

lol

PKP 03-15-2005 09:57 PM

It's not "SEO" when you have a full page of results linking to the same guy's website. That's search engine spam.

I hope this course isn't about writing programs to autosubmit your link to web blogs and vulnerable websites that allow URL posting. That would be considered short term SEO spam, not long term legitimate SEO. Long term productive SEO is all about looking professional to your customers AND being popular. You have to draw the line between quantity and quality. People can report your website as spamming the engines you know.. any visitor can, any competitor can.

Do you realize that if you have a full page of search results that all point to the same guy's site, that people get annoyed and your profits actually go down? 1-2 sites in a result is enough.

When I charge for SEO consulting, I base it on the size of the company. Not every webmaster needs to fork out $1K . You do a profile of the customer first. Everyone has different needs - from small 1 man business start ups willing to pay you 200 for some advice to fortune 500 companies who will hire you for a 1 year+ on-going contract based on your performance results.

It's not possible to learn SEO in 2 hours on a chat program. Maybe a couple tips, but those tips you could find publically available on webmasterboards.com

Regards,
Your fellow SEO, in it for the long run.

pornguy 03-15-2005 10:03 PM

SEO is not that difficult. You need to concentrate on a SE at a time, and learn all the tricks for it.
Then move to the next one, etc...
I know I will get shit for it, but I still like WebPosition to optimize my sites. Then I add to those pages what I've learned in my scarce free time, and my positions are not too shabby.

BSleazy 03-15-2005 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude
Learn how to build your own SEO matrix.

2 hours in a closed irc chat room with an SEO expert. Going over how to build your matrix for the keywords you want. Get the search engine placements you desire.

Who needs this?

Anybody that cannot get the search engine placements they desire.

What will you recieve?

Real honest answers to SEO. Not canned board answers that will have you spinning in circles.

Due to the fact this information is highly guarded and not public knowledge. There will be a limit of 50 people able to sign up for this.

Who is doing the seminar? Ray aka AdvertisingSex

Why is he doing this? The proceeds will go to fund his newest project. (You'll want to watch for that also)

Cost? $1000.00

This is not a high price at all for real SEO answers. Many SEO seminars cost upwards of $1000.00 and only really offer 1 hour of training in actual SEO. What this information will do for your online business is amazing.

Source: http://www.highrankings.com/spring05-seo-seminar.htm

Notice in that ad there is only 45 minutes of real SEO and the rest is fluff. This will be 2 hours of SEO no fluff.


Don't think it can be done?

Do a search on yahoo for ashlee simpson nude out of the first 20 links the 13 are owned by the SEO moderator. The whole 3rd page is his also.

The chat will be moderated so that only people who have paid will be able to ask questions. People who haven't paid will not be allowed access.

Want to register? Email seo (at) htmlplace dot com


Bonus: Everyone who signs up will recieve 2 weeks free follow up via aim or ICQ. So thats 2 hours of pure SEO information and 2 free weeks of follow up on AIM or ICQ.

See the results for yourself


For $1000+/month I will put anyone interested on the first page of Yahoo(maybe #1) depending on the keywords targeted.

pradaboy 03-15-2005 10:24 PM

:1orglaugh nice try... if you're so good at SEO you should have no trouble getting in $40K in affiliate earnings in, let's say, 3 months?

pornguy 03-15-2005 10:31 PM

But the next thing is that we will see him telling someone how he makes sooooo much more money than they do or about the hot new car he got or something like that!

Alex 04-04-2005 08:54 PM

Friendly Bump

Alex 04-04-2005 09:12 PM

Bump for all interested in SEO

ULVideo 04-04-2005 10:15 PM

Two words:

Tom Vu.

BVF 04-04-2005 11:20 PM

or you could go to seochat or searchenginewatch and read every fucking thing they have on there and develop your own long term SEO philosophy. I'm doing the same thing now that I did when I first got into adult webmastering. I read EVERYTHING that I could find on the subject. That's how I survived.

It's always cheaper, more efficient, and more rewarding to put in your own "sweat equity"

pocketkangaroo 04-04-2005 11:33 PM

Hey, just came across this thread and thought it was interesting. I'll be honest, there is a lot of money to be made in SEO in the adult industry.

Have a few questions and concerns regarding this offer. Please don't take offense to the post, just would like your feedback and thoughts about this.

First, Ashlee Simpson nude isn't a very tough term to rank for on Yahoo!. I could throw a few blog links to it and be there in a couple weeks. Another issue is that no one searches that phrase. It seems nice on paper, but running traffic estimators on Overture and Adwords shows that no one is really searching it. I tend to go for terms with high search volume.

With that said, do you have some other examples? Yahoo! is great, but I think most of us here prefer to rank on Google. Also, are there any other terms you rank for?

Not knocking your SEO or anything, but if someone is going to pay $1000 for a course, I think it should be taught by someone ranking for more than 1 term on the 2nd best engine.

detoxed 04-04-2005 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornHero
Ok this is getting interesting, I think I am figuring something out here:

If you have the time please read my thoughts I posted on surfer vs. affiliate traffic in another thread today:



So my question to you still remains, since you are so good at SEO, and we all agree that huge money can be made in it, why do you want to open a webmaster program so badly. Wouldn't it be more profitable in the long run to work the search engines yourself?

Please let me know where my logic is off.

Thanks :)

Really?? Really? Owning a webmaster program can produce millions a month in revenue with very little time spent working as a manager/owner. Why the fuck wouldnt you want to do this instead of relying on your own work and when something happens to your traffic method you dont have anything left? Diversify by allowing hundreds or thousands of webmasters to send traffic.

detoxed 04-04-2005 11:41 PM

100 dumbass posts

Hate to tell you Ray, but GFY is not the place to find 40 people willing to spend $1000. These people dont want to learn or work, they just want instant results.

canplayer 04-05-2005 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
Hey, just came across this thread and thought it was interesting. I'll be honest, there is a lot of money to be made in SEO in the adult industry.

Have a few questions and concerns regarding this offer. Please don't take offense to the post, just would like your feedback and thoughts about this.

First, Ashlee Simpson nude isn't a very tough term to rank for on Yahoo!. I could throw a few blog links to it and be there in a couple weeks. Another issue is that no one searches that phrase. It seems nice on paper, but running traffic estimators on Overture and Adwords shows that no one is really searching it. I tend to go for terms with high search volume.

With that said, do you have some other examples? Yahoo! is great, but I think most of us here prefer to rank on Google. Also, are there any other terms you rank for?

Not knocking your SEO or anything, but if someone is going to pay $1000 for a course, I think it should be taught by someone ranking for more than 1 term on the 2nd best engine.

amen brother

Rui 04-05-2005 06:34 AM

ban the **** posting shemales in such a thread...

Nysus 04-05-2005 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude
Don't believe so ... Link?

Heh. :)

Matt


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