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hottshot · 12-11-2001, 09:04 PM

I just recieved this today .

message:
If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have
the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from
being tampered with again after I go back.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware that there are many types of time travel and that humans do not
do well through certain types.

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible.
To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of
now will cease to exist.
I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or
government equipment capable of doing just that.

If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along
with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the
equipment. Proof must be provided.

Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a SEPARATE) email to:xxxxxxx

SykkBoy · 12-11-2001, 09:07 PM

shit, did I send that to you?
my bad, it was meant for Kimmy...dang my fat typing fingers...

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Gary · 12-11-2001, 09:08 PM

I got this today

"Listen, for the last time, we DO NOT sell bondage gear with the goats. STOP ASKING!!!"

Ya, whatever

kmanrox · 12-11-2001, 11:25 PM

here's one of the weirest threads of emails ive gotten;

To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: From a fan of rawpussy.com

ok, man, I have just found a new respect for you. The fact that you even responded to my e-mail is fuckin sweet. What adds to it is the way you handle criticisim. Thanks man. You have changed my mind, and yes, I will click more carefully in the future.

Katphish([email protected])

no problem man, glad u like to freeload on my site with no consideration
for my $1,000 bandwidht bill I have per month. glad my hard work was
supporting your jerk off session and you did nothing in return for
me.... do you think i am subsidized by the government to keep transmission
of STDS down by promoting jerking off? NO.... do u think i sell my cock
on the corner for the money to afford to run a site like mine? well guess
fucking what, i *dont*.... one must adapt if accounts payables and
receivables are bass-ackwards my freeloading friend... i hope you never
come to my site ever again you frickin freeloader.... and if you were
*smart* youd know what to click on and what not to click on, so why dont
you go panhandle for porn somewhere else? pathetic cheap ass tighwad loser!!!

K-MaN
A K A YouR DaDDy !!!

At 07:30 PM 11/12/2001 -0500, you wrote:
Hey Kman, I used to love your site. I would visit at least once a
day! But now that you have changed it and put a bunch of crap that just
goes in circles, I have lost all intrest in visiting your site. I I used
to be able to get exactly what I was looking for from your site, and I
used to referr everyone I knew. But now your site totally sux
ass. THANKS for the let down bro.

Katphish([email protected])

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Amputate Your Head · 12-11-2001, 11:29 PM

kmanrox,

that email fucking rules! Thanks for sharing... that made my whole week.

kmanrox · 12-11-2001, 11:31 PM

haha np -- i have a severe temper problem, and in RL i get physical, thru email it REALLY flips my lid cuz i cant do shit about it hehe

;-)

Roberto · 12-11-2001, 11:57 PM

i've got a nice fanmail:

"Send me teen pics"

that was all he said in that email.

i didn't reply, but kman should have had tons of fun

ldinternet · 12-12-2001, 04:12 AM

The best one I ever got a was a simple

"who r u?"

Slick · 12-12-2001, 08:33 AM

I get emails all the time from guys telling me that they wanna fuck me. Hell, one guy even said that he'd pay for me to fly over to his country to see him. He would've been shocked to see me walk out of the plane, ha ha ha.

Then there's this one person that emailed me a billion times about condoms and how to use them. He was some foreign youngster.

Gary · 12-12-2001, 08:38 AM

I got one fella trying to negotiate the 3.95 trial price down to 1.95. Maybe i dont follow my pennies as close as others, but man, its 2 bucks. I dont know what 12clicks was thinking.

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Kimmykim · 12-12-2001, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
I got one fella trying to negotiate the 3.95 trial price down to 1.95. Maybe i dont follow my pennies as close as others, but man, its 2 bucks. I dont know what 12clicks was thinking.

I've told him time and time again we don't do 1.95 trials, even for him.

Doctor Dre · 12-12-2001, 09:14 AM

lol I delete all thoses mails after the first is read

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pr0 · 12-12-2001, 03:03 PM

People keep asking my models for soiled panties

Too bad shipping them would probably be a class 5 biohazard haha.

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Machine · 12-12-2001, 03:07 PM

I think I can help the first emailer. Ive only traveled through time once, but I think I could do it again.

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TaDoW · 12-12-2001, 03:10 PM

Can I get that email addy from you? I've recently perfected my time travel and teleportation skills.

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winter · 12-12-2001, 03:30 PM

Got this one today:

"i want to see jessica alba being fucked but cant find it help"

I sent him to my dialer sponsor.

TaDoW · 12-12-2001, 04:09 PM

back when I was at the hound I got one that said somehting to the effect of:

"
Dear Steve~
Don't you ever let me catch you cheating again you son of a bitch! How could you do that to me? I can't believe you are the type of asshole who would do that! ... blah blah blah.."

it was funny as hell because it was addressed to '[email protected]' heheheh

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SleazyDream · 12-12-2001, 04:15 PM

I love the emails I get saying 'I'm not a stalker but could you please tell me how I can get in contact with this porn model as I'm in love with her and really want to meet her."

I must get 2-3 like that a week now. ( I think half of them are from Drewkole though)

kmanrox · 12-12-2001, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream:
I love the emails I get saying 'I'm not a stalker but could you please tell me how I can get in contact with this porn model as I'm in love with her and really want to meet her."

I must get 2-3 like that a week now. ( I think half of them are from Drewkole though)

Sleazy, you send me those e-mails all the time, and quite frankly, i think it's cute! nothing to be ashamed of!!!

;-PPP

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12-11-2001, 09:04 PM	#1
hottshot Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 900	whats the strangest e-mail that you have ever recieved ? I just recieved this today . message: If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help! My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!! I have suffered tremendously and am now dying! I need to be able to: Travel back in time. Rewind my life including my age. Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back. I am in very great danger and need this immediately! I am aware that there are many types of time travel and that humans do not do well through certain types. I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist. I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that. If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided. Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a SEPARATE) email to:xxxxxxx

12-11-2001, 09:07 PM	#2
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	shit, did I send that to you? my bad, it was meant for Kimmy...dang my fat typing fingers... ------------------ "It's all fun and games until somebody gets their scrotum caught in the door." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Making Bank You'll Soon Find Out How Making Bank Plans To Pay An Honest $84 Per Trial Join Everday! Evil is as evil does Dark Dollars

12-11-2001, 09:08 PM	#3
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	I got this today "Listen, for the last time, we DO NOT sell bondage gear with the goats. STOP ASKING!!!" Ya, whatever

12-11-2001, 11:25 PM	#4
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	here's one of the weirest threads of emails ive gotten; To: [email protected] Subject: Re: From a fan of rawpussy.com ok, man, I have just found a new respect for you. The fact that you even responded to my e-mail is fuckin sweet. What adds to it is the way you handle criticisim. Thanks man. You have changed my mind, and yes, I will click more carefully in the future. Katphish([email protected]) no problem man, glad u like to freeload on my site with no consideration for my $1,000 bandwidht bill I have per month. glad my hard work was supporting your jerk off session and you did nothing in return for me.... do you think i am subsidized by the government to keep transmission of STDS down by promoting jerking off? NO.... do u think i sell my cock on the corner for the money to afford to run a site like mine? well guess fucking what, i dont.... one must adapt if accounts payables and receivables are bass-ackwards my freeloading friend... i hope you never come to my site ever again you frickin freeloader.... and if you were smart youd know what to click on and what not to click on, so why dont you go panhandle for porn somewhere else? pathetic cheap ass tighwad loser!!! K-MaN A K A YouR DaDDy !!! At 07:30 PM 11/12/2001 -0500, you wrote: Hey Kman, I used to love your site. I would visit at least once a day! But now that you have changed it and put a bunch of crap that just goes in circles, I have lost all intrest in visiting your site. I I used to be able to get exactly what I was looking for from your site, and I used to referr everyone I knew. But now your site totally sux ass. THANKS for the let down bro. Katphish([email protected]) __________________________________________________ _______________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp K-Man Webmaster PMC. Inc

12-11-2001, 11:29 PM	#5
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	kmanrox, that email fucking rules! Thanks for sharing... that made my whole week.

12-11-2001, 11:31 PM	#6
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	haha np -- i have a severe temper problem, and in RL i get physical, thru email it REALLY flips my lid cuz i cant do shit about it hehe ;-)

12-11-2001, 11:57 PM	#7
Roberto Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,459	i've got a nice fanmail: "Send me teen pics" that was all he said in that email. i didn't reply, but kman should have had tons of fun

12-12-2001, 04:12 AM	#8
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	The best one I ever got a was a simple "who r u?"

12-12-2001, 08:33 AM	#9
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	I get emails all the time from guys telling me that they wanna fuck me. Hell, one guy even said that he'd pay for me to fly over to his country to see him. He would've been shocked to see me walk out of the plane, ha ha ha. Then there's this one person that emailed me a billion times about condoms and how to use them. He was some foreign youngster.

12-12-2001, 08:38 AM	#10
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	I got one fella trying to negotiate the 3.95 trial price down to 1.95. Maybe i dont follow my pennies as close as others, but man, its 2 bucks. I dont know what 12clicks was thinking. ------------------ 60% recurring, 5% referals, promote celebrities

12-12-2001, 09:14 AM	#12
Doctor Dre Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 51,692	lol I delete all thoses mails after the first is read ------------------ ******* = The new SERIOUS adult BUISNESS message board

12-12-2001, 03:03 PM	#13
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	People keep asking my models for soiled panties Too bad shipping them would probably be a class 5 biohazard haha. ------------------ -- Digital Pimp Family --

12-12-2001, 03:07 PM	#14
Machine Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 660	I think I can help the first emailer. Ive only traveled through time once, but I think I could do it again. ------------------ Machine Webmastercommerce.com

12-12-2001, 03:10 PM	#15
TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	Can I get that email addy from you? I've recently perfected my time travel and teleportation skills. ------------------ -TaDoW I'm really not anyone important...

12-12-2001, 03:30 PM	#16
winter Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 570	Got this one today: "i want to see jessica alba being fucked but cant find it help" I sent him to my dialer sponsor.

12-12-2001, 04:09 PM	#17
TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	back when I was at the hound I got one that said somehting to the effect of: " Dear Steve~ Don't you ever let me catch you cheating again you son of a bitch! How could you do that to me? I can't believe you are the type of asshole who would do that! ... blah blah blah.." it was funny as hell because it was addressed to '[email protected]' heheheh ------------------ -TaDoW I'm really not anyone important...

12-12-2001, 04:15 PM	#18
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	I love the emails I get saying 'I'm not a stalker but could you please tell me how I can get in contact with this porn model as I'm in love with her and really want to meet her." I must get 2-3 like that a week now. ( I think half of them are from Drewkole though)